WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Friday, February 25, 2011

What are Kristin Leblanc's 7 brain cells thinking?

Have you seen Leblanc's profile at the Daily Herald? You gotta love this Q & A:

What makes you the best candidate for the job?

I am the best candidate for Village President because I bring a fresh approach to the issues at hand. I am extremely positive, accessible, and energetic. My concern for my community is evident by my willingness to step up and be an advocate for the residents. I see myself delivering on the unfulfilled promise of four years ago.

Please allow us to translate this for those who are confused:

"I want to be president because I want to destroy the Village. I have no real experience or qualifications, but you should vote for me because, although I was too stupid to get on the ballot in the first place,  I am willing to do what it takes to get my developer friends the best deals to rape and pillage our open space. Four years ago my developer friends failed at stopping the Village, and now, who  better than me to continue the failure. Oh, and I sell sex toys on the side for some extra cash.  No worries"
Posted by No LEBLANC at 9:58 PM

1 comment:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    I really do hope she stays in the "race". The comedy is priceless.

    The only disturbing thing is the amount of hate coming from that site.

    Can you imagine having that much hatred for one town and town leader? It's sad and scary.

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