Leblanc campaign's secret recipe uncovered...

Leblanc campaign's secret recipe for Campton Hills

HEY KRISTIN...

...any chance you will tell the lovely people of Campton Hills that you support the new Fire District.  I think your puppets over at opposecampton really need to know your true colors.  Come on, show some character and make your position public.

Leblanc convicted of murder and executed

Opposecampton editors returned from a recent acid trip to proclaim that Patsy Smith sunk the Titanic. We obtained the opposecampton notes and were perplexed why they left out the story about Leblanc.

Well, here it is.  Leblanc murdered a helpless family.  Shame on you Leblanc.

CLICK HERE FOR THE LEBLANC STORY

Moral of the story:  DON'T DO DRUGS!

Another one bites the dust...

Well, the Kane County Chronicle has a disturbing article in today's paper. Another local bank has gone under due to bad loans to developers. Hmmm, who is backing Leblanc again?  Oh yeah, that's right--the developers are supporting Kristen so they can keep up their good, honest trade. (Insert sarcastic eye roll here)

Link to Article

What does Kristin LeBlanc wear to work?

Your mother told you a thousand times never to judge a book by its cover--but come on, sometimes YOU JUST KNOW. We knew that Hitler was evil because he had that little mustache and wore a swastika. We knew that Ghandi was good because he wore a white, flowing robe.  We just knew.

Is this what Kristin Leblanc wears to work?

So now let's think about the Village of Campton Hills.  Kristin LeBlanc does not deny that she is in the business of selling smut, sex toys and god knows what else, but for some reason she does not embrace it in this election. (Go Figure). So what does a sex toy sales woman wear for her day to day business outfit.  We checked around and the consensus at the local strip clubs and porno shops seams to be the outfit on the left.


I don't know about you guys, but I don't think Leblank is going to get a lot of respect meeting with foreign dignitaries or even the mayor of St Charles.

We know this is what Patsy Smith wears to work.

While this site does not endorse any candidate, we have to break tradition and endorse the clothing.  The outfit to the left is similar to what Patsy wears to work as she serves this Village daily.  We don't want to see Leblanc's pasty white skin bound in leather, and frankly, if you put a whip in Kristin's hand we are afraid she will cause injury. We prefer the conservative dress of Patsy Smith.  It makes us feel safe.





So there you have it folks, sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

Smith= Better Homes and Garden
Leblanc= Dominatrixing for dummies

Kristin LeBlanc Campton Hills Fund raiser photos

Kristen Leblanc supporter rides the Mascot

This Friday night Kristin Leblanc's 6 supporters got together to raise some cash for Leblanc's secret campaign fund. The family affair took a turn for the worst when "Chuckles" the clown was arrested for DUI by the Campton Hills Police Department just 1/2 mile away from the event. Insiders confirm that Ms. Leblanc raised $1.74.  Vowing to keep the fight up, Leblanc's campaign website at opposecampton promise to have a bake sale in the coming weeks.

What does Kristin Leblanc do for a living?

Kristin Leblanc makes Pinocchio look like a choir boy

Kristin submitted a biography to the Daily Herald in which she lists her occupation as

"President of Fox Mill Homeowners Association and raising two children."



Didn't you forget something mein fuhrer?  Haven't you been actively employed in the sex trade business?  Why are you ashamed of your chosen profession?


If your goal is to bring the smut trade to the Village of Campton Hills, we think you should stand up and be proud about it.  Surely there are a few perverts who vote, don't ya think?

What are Kristin Leblanc's 7 brain cells thinking?

Have you seen Leblanc's profile at the Daily Herald? You gotta love this Q & A:

What makes you the best candidate for the job?

I am the best candidate for Village President because I bring a fresh approach to the issues at hand. I am extremely positive, accessible, and energetic. My concern for my community is evident by my willingness to step up and be an advocate for the residents. I see myself delivering on the unfulfilled promise of four years ago.

Please allow us to translate this for those who are confused:

"I want to be president because I want to destroy the Village. I have no real experience or qualifications, but you should vote for me because, although I was too stupid to get on the ballot in the first place,  I am willing to do what it takes to get my developer friends the best deals to rape and pillage our open space. Four years ago my developer friends failed at stopping the Village, and now, who  better than me to continue the failure. Oh, and I sell sex toys on the side for some extra cash.  No worries"

Is Kristin Leblanc a CRIMINAL?

Is this Kristin Leblanc's future?  We hope so!

A crime is defined as an offense against a public law.We all know that right?  We are taught this in school and we read it in the newspapers everyday. Crimes range from jaywalking, to driving under the influence to MURDER.  We all get it. As a society we know we have to live by the rules--the rules passed by society itself.

So why are we reading in Yesterday's Examiner that the Fox Mill HOA, under the "leadership" of Kristin Leblanc is violating the law?  Apparently this has been going on for a long time. The barns and barn house in Fox Mill have been rented for several years, apparently in violation of the local ordinances. Contrary to to the morons over at opposecampton, EVERY municipal entity has use standards.  In Fox Mill's case the COUNTY (not the Village) set the standard over 15 years ago. The P.U.D. (Planned unit development) for Fox Mill does not permit the rental of the farmhouse.

Kristin was made aware of this in the Fall of last year. The tenant's lease was set to expire on December 31, 2010. The Village told Kristin and the HOA NOT to renew the lease, otherwise they would be violating the law.  Kristin told the Village to figuratively  "F*%# OFF", and renewed the lease despite the law and warning. Apparently the Law does not apply to Leblanc.

Now the Village has demanded that Leblanc and the HOA file the necessary documents to amend the zoning law to permit renting. According to the Examiner, Leblanc and the HOA have decided to remain "in violation of the zoning ordinance".

KRISTIN LEBLANC IS VIOLATING THE VERY SAME LAW THAT SHE IS REQUIRED TO ENFORCE SHOULD  THE VOTERS OF CAMPTON HILLS BE DUMB ENOUGH TO ELECT HER AS VILLAGE PRESIDENT.

Leblanc should be behind bars for our own protection.

Leblanc and opposecampton responsible for genocide in Darfur

Today Kristen LeBlanc and her friends at opposecampton accuse Patsy Smith of allowing the Village of Elburn to approve a massive Shodeen development in Elburn, thus destroying our protected farmlands. This struck here as rather strange, since the Patsy Smith we know is not an elected official in Elburn (and Leblanc LOVES developers). So we dug a little deeper and uncovered the "magic ball" used by opposecampton to do its research.

Opposecampton researcher preparing for work

Not to be outdone, our crack research staff chased this bunny down the same rabbit hole, and what they discovered is shocking--as there appears to be credible evidence that Kristin Leblanc and her  friends at opposecampton may actually be behind the genocide in Darfur. After consuming 4 ounces of Jamaica's finest "herbs", and after several late night trips to the Taco Bell drive through (who knew research would give you such incredible munchies), we interviewed "Slick Willy" Iranski, a local transvestite crack whore who informed us that indeed the voices in her head have told her repeatedly that LeBlanc and opposecampton are in fact the evil behind the massacres in Darfur.  You heard it here first folks. Do we really want to bring genocide into the Village of Campton Hills? Who will buy all the homes being built by Leblanc's developer friends? We are going to try to confirm this revelation with a second source using a similar research technique called "magic shrooms". Stay tuned.

We implore our readers to write letters to Obama demanding action--we must stop the killing now.  We must stop Leblanc now.

What scares Leblanc and her opposecampton web site?

Passion Party Patron

What scares Leblanc and her henchmen at opposecampton? We will tell you--

ANSWERING QUESTIONS OR TELLING THE TRUTH.  In other words  HONESTY

The mentally infirm over at opposecampton asked us here what our position was on the Village posting documents on the Village web site.  We were pretty clear--when appropriate we think it is a great idea, and we believe the Village is doing just that. Leblanc is not satisfied with the current selection of documents posted, even though she flatly refuses to post documents on the Fox Mill web site. (HYPOCRITE PERSONIFIED). We don't care about other documents, and neither does any one else. As we said on numerous occasions:  If this is the best idea from you guys you need to give up now.

But what we find most disturbing about Leblanc and her opposecampton web site is their refusal to answer our SIMPLE question: What makes Leblanc qualified to run this Village?  They can't answer the question because they have run out of old, rehashed ideas.  What has Leblanc ever done worthy of consideration of this position?

Oh, FYI Mr. Higgins, we oppose the new Fire District as well.  We think it is a terrible idea.  But guess who SUPPORTS the new Fire District?  Come on now, you gotta at least know the answer to this one.  No?  We will give you a hint.

She sells dildos for a living, is known to ignore the law and her name rhymes with Priston Peblank. I believe this person refers to you affectionately as "my bitch". If you need more clues let us know.

Oh, by the way--we don't support or endorse any candidate, we just oppose LeBlanc. But you knew that already.

A day late and a dollar short--The true Story of Kristin LeBlanc

You may recall that last week we reported that a resident of Fox Mill had her dog attacked by coyotes and had personally called Kristin LeBlanc to ask her to send out an email blast to the whole community warning all of Fox Mills Residents.  Kristin refused.

Yesterday, Kristin finally sent out an email--nearly a week after the attack.  WOW,  that is what we call timing. Imagine our shock when some residents received the following email from Kristin this evening.

We Think Leblanc may need faster Internet.

We expect the geniuses over at opposecampton are going to bitch that the Village didn't post this invasion to the community on the Village website.

OpposeCampton is the proverbial back seat child...

...incessantly screaming "are we there yet"? Mr. Higgins--your site has become both boring and predictable. Regardless, we will answer your question of the day, for the umpteenth time.  Do we believe that all Village records should be available on line? NO, we do not.  That is a complete waste of time and resources and is impractical.  The better question is do we believe that some Village records should be available on line, and to that question we answer YES.

Mr. Higgins, what you constantly ignore is that all documents are available for review by anyone at any time---by simply asking. In addition, your wife has unfettered access to all documents when they become available to the Village. Thus, if you have the time and this is so obviously important to you, why don't you post the documents on your web site, or scan them and volunteer to post them on the Village site?  Here is the issue you will face, however: Putting documents on line sounds great, but they are useless unless they are organized. Do you expect a resident to sift through thousands of PDFs to find a letter dealing with the new fire district? I submit to you that if the Village did put all of its documents on line, you and LeBlanc would bitch because you don't like the way they are organized. (This is because you are both bitchy, whiny people)

To summarize our position, we think it is great if some of the Village Documents were posted on line. Minutes, budgets and financials seem to be the norm for other Villages.  Our quick review of the Village website seems to suggest that these documents are indeed posted, along with other assorted documents.  If something is missing, then ask the Village or your wife to post it, or do it yourself.  Otherwise, put a sock in it!

Now that we have answered your question, indulge us by answering ours:

NAME THREE THINGS THAT KRISTIN LEBLANC HAS DONE WHICH YOU BELIEVE QUALIFIES HER TO BE ELECTED AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE VILLAGE OF CAMPTON HILLS.

Mr Higgins & LeBlanc need a nap

You know we are all in trouble when a candidate and her "passionate" follower do not get it when they are being mocked.  It really does make one wonder about the education system in America.  We post the results of a Harris Poll this weekend and the wonder children over at opposecampton call into question the data and polling sample. I mean, really folks....are these people even really safe to be left alone?  Scary if you ask us.

How many times are those folks going to keep harping on this same, irrelevant argument? News Flash LeBlanc--NO ONE CARES ABOUT VIDEOTAPING A VILLAGE MEETING. Perhaps this is why only a few Villages in the surrounding area actually do this. You guys have mistaken apathy for obstruction.  If you want to Video Tape the meeting JUST DO IT! No one has ever claimed that YOU can't tape the meetings. Nothing is life is free, and most intelligent Villagers would rather have their tax money spent on something that matters--let's say a playground or park for our children or the best bullet proof vests for our Police Officers  or how about trying to get a YMCA in the Village (spend some time and money on writing letters)

Final Point readers--If LeBlanc's best idea for the Village is to Video Tape the meetings (something she hasn't even done at Fox Mill), are we the only ones who are concerned about her true potential to lead our small municipality?  Perhaps she should set her goals a little lower--like managing a fast food eatery.  That is more in line with her talents and vision.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

Campton Hills resident Tommy Smith expresses his displeasure to Kristin LeBlanc supporters

Well, no matter how clear History is and no matter how irrelevant a point is, there will always be butt-heads who try to ignore History or argue points which, at the end of the day, leaving you with more questions than answers. Kristin Leblanc and her passion party pals at opposecampton.com are Master de-Baters. They love to change the facts and change the subject.


First History Lesson learned about LeBlanc:  While we think it is a noble cause to have transparency, you don't elect a control freak like LeBlanc to set those wheels in motion.  In her 8 months as Queen of Fox Mill, the residents of Fox Mill have been kept in the dark about everything. No longer do we get financials posted on line immediately; no longer do we get contracts or bids; no longer do we get ANYTHING.  Instead, we get excuses.  At the last meeting the HOA Board Attorney announced that a resident of Fox Mill had to sue the HOA to get documents.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME FOLKS!


The other thing which makes us laugh is the obsession of both LeBlanc and Mr. Higgins over at OpposeCampton.com of video taping people. Hey Mr. Higgins, instead of wasting your time rehashing the same B.S. on your opposecampton site, spend some time with your wife and just attend the meeting.  She can't be that bad, can she? As for Leblanc, the Village is 4 years old and she has attended only 1 meeting.  UNO--ONE, as in SINGLE.


There are literally 100 municipalities within a 25 mile radius of Campton Hills---CAN YOU NAME 10 that televise their meetings? How about 5?  WHAT A WASTE OF RESOURCES. If that is the best that you have LeBlanc you need to bow out now. One last thing---this notion of posting every document received by the Village on line--can you name 1 municipality that does that? Just one--that is all we ask. No?  I didn't think so. Since your wife has access to  all the Village documents, why don't you volunteer to scan them all yourself and post them? Put up or shut up doofus!  Otherwise you and LaBlanc are just big ol' fat LIARS.

Recent Poll shows LeBlanc trailing Smith by significant margin

A recently released Gallup poll shows incumbent Patsy Smith with a significant lead in the upcoming Village election. With 100 Campton Hills residents questioned, 86 support Patsy, 11 support LeBlanc and 3 are undecided.

Kristin LeBlanc supporter prepares to donate campaign "shhh"  money.

In related news, the 11 employees of B&B Enterprises have each donated $149 to LeBlanc's campaign.  Seen in the photo on the left, the employees did not want to be identified at the time of this report.



Stay tuned, film report at 11:00.

Once again Kristin LeBlanc breaks the law...

Kristen Leblanc's passion party mascot.

Today Kristin LeBlanc was seen shoveling snow from her driveway into the street.  HEY DUMBASS, THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW.  You can't dump snow in the streets.

Does Kristin care?  Heck no---she is a pro at ignoring the law.

Shhhhh, Kristin LeBlanc is being "transparent"

Shhh, BE VERY QUIET, I'M HUNTING WABBITS

Just when we thought we couldn't get any new comedy material to top what we already have, Leblanc one ups us and sends out an email to the community begging for money. Seriously, the dildo sales should be enough to keep us in material for a few years, but folks...we can't make this stuff up--and when this email was sent to us by a "concerned citizen".....well, let's just say we will never look a gift horse in the mouth.

So here is the scoop folks. Today Kristin LeBlanc sent an email to Village of Campton Hills residents asking for money for her campaign. Nothing wrong with that, but the content of the email has us wondering WTF????

Kristin solicits money from residents, but tells them

"Contributions under $149 are not required to be recorded; you can write “shh…” in the memo portion of your check if you’d like to remain anonymous. I would prefer to have checks from a broader support base, even in smaller amounts, than a few large checks."

Think about it folks. You have a candidate running for elected office who is telling anyone who is willing to support her that it is O.K. if they hide in the shadows and keep their secret identity.  What does this say about anyone who would be willing to support this person? What do Leblanc's supporters have to hide?

Just as important, what does this say about how Kriten LeBlanc thinks of herself? "It is OK if you don't want to be associated with me or my campaign, just give me some money." That is the type of confidence and leadership skills this Village needs............... TO FAIL!

 DEAR KRISTIN LEBLANC, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF PUBLIC SUPPORT, THEN YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEING ELECTED THE PRESIDENT OF THE VILLAGE OF CAMPTON HILLS.

Transparency---We think not!  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop embarrassing yourself.

Ummm, are you guys still arguing about Cameras?

MR HIGGINS--PLEASE REMOVE YOUR HAT

O.K.  Kristin and opposecampton, we all get it.  You don't own a video camera because you spent your allowance on other electronic equipment that makes you feel "tingly"...WE GET IT.

But you guys are either really crazy thinking this is an issue that ANYONE cares about, or you are just so out of ideas that you have to rehash the same B.S.over and over again.

Here is an assignment for you:

DESCRIBE THREE (3) THINGS THAT KRISTIN LEBLANC HAS EVER DONE IN HER LIFE WHICH YOU BELIEVE MAKE HER THE BEST CANDIDATE TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OF THE VILLAGE OF CAMPTON HILLS. (If you can refrain from the use of of the terms dildo, hypocrite and Un-American we will give you bonus points)

Ready, BEGIN........

Kristin LeBlanc is a weasel!!

Noticeably absent from Kristen's campaign cheerleaders over at opposecamptonhills (or even from Kristen herself) has been any reason why Kirstin would be good for Campton Hills.  All we hear is that Campton Hills is all things evil, ergo we need LeBlanc.  But NOWHERE has there been any attempt to articulate what kind of person Kristin is.....  WELL, TAKE GOOD NOTES MY FRIENDS, because we are about to give you a first hand account of THE REAL KRISTIN LEBLANC......

Yesterday, I received an e-mail blast from the Village warning of a coyote attack in Fox Mill that occurred on Monday night.  A small family dog had been severely wounded, and the Village was warning us to be vigilant, as it is mating season for coyotes, and the coyotes can become extremely bold.  In a neighborhood filled with SMALL DOGS AND CHILDREN, the heartbroken owner had felt it was crucial to warn residents, so that such an attack would not be repeated.  How best to get the word out quickly than with an e-mail blast by the Fox Mill HOA?  So the following day, the dog owner telephoned Kristen, and asked her to please send out an e-mail blast to the Fox Mill community, warning them of the coyote danger.  Such a blast would have taken only a minute or so of Kristen's time. 

KRISTEN'S RESPONSE:  She was "too busy."  And besides, people know about the coyotes anyway.

I implore you to RE-READ Kristin's response to one of her concerned and tragedy-stricken homeowners.  And then re-read it again.  THAT IS THE "PERSON" WHO WANTS TO BE OUR VILLAGE PRESIDENT! 

NO THANK YOU!

Campton Hills' Kristin LeBlanc

By the way-- Kristen was not too busy on Tuesday to update her 96 Reasons why we need to vote for her-- which, given the critical nature of the content it contained (I am almost choking on my sarcasm here), certainly forgives her COLD and HEARTLESS and IRRESPONSIBLE response to the homeowner whose family pet had been brutally attacked by a wild animal on Fox Mill property.  So what was so pressing that Kirstin could not spend ONE MINUTE of her time to send out an e-mail blast warning of an existing danger in her community?  I will quote it for you:

"I just received a e-mail from a concerned resident.  'Nothing currently is listed under Meeting Agendas?? Hummmmmmmmmm.  Well guess what, they move them over to the Calendar! No explanation as to where the information can be found, no reason, etc.... They are there, it's just up to us, the citizens to figure out where they are!!!! This will take John Q public a couple months to figure out!!!!"-- (2/15/2011)

SHAME ON YOU, KRISTEN!  And shame on anyone who supports anything this woman does....

By the way, those of us here want to extend our prayers and best wishes to the family of the dog owner.  We hope Coco has a speedy recovery. 

Why does Fox Mill Matter?

I just want to be blunt here:  Fox Mill SUCKS.  There, I said it. Most residents of Fox Mill agree with this sentiment.  We have the highest HOA dues of any known development in Kane and Dupage Counties, and we have absolutely NOTHING to show for it.  Instead of Christmas Lights this Holiday season, we had stupid lawsuits. Instead of beautifying our decrepit entranceways, we lined the pockets of B&B attorney Brian Fornek in excess of $25,000.00. Instead of transparency and democracy, we have secrecy and totalitarianism. Instead of prosperity, we have foreclosures. Let's face it folks, FOX MILL SUCKS.

Chuck Norris is my hero

So why does Fox Mill Matter? Because we have been the unwitting guinea pig for the entire Village Of Campton Hills to determine who is Kristen Leblanc. As President of the Fox Mill HOA, Ms. Leblanc took Fox Mill for a test drive---AND THEN CRASHED AND BURNED.  This isn't hyperbole folks, the proof is right before your eyes.  Let me give you an example.

Earlier this week Leblanc (once again) used HOA resources to send out a community email trying to bash and embarrass Gina Fischetti.  You may remember that Gina Fischetti was ELECTED by a majority of residents of Fox Mill to serve on the 2010/2011 HOA board. This did not sit well with LeBlanc because Kristen wanted to protect her developer friends from a massive lawsuit filed against them by the Fox Mill HOA.  So what did Leblanc do?  She called a secret meeting with her fellow decepticons, secretly hired a developer attorney, then had the Board of Directors vote to remove Gina without notice to Gina or the community.

What does this all mean? Well, most middle school children learn basic civics when they are 12 years old, but apparently LeBlanc was busy on that day, 'cause she really screwed the pooch. Leblanc was told by a slew of lawyers that the HOA could not remove Gina Fischetti in that manner.  The law simply did not permit it. Leblanc did not care to listen, instead she forged ahead, openly mocking Gina Fischetti at public meetings and community e-mails and challenging Gina to file suit.  So Gina took her up on that Challenge and did just that. About 60 days after the Fischetti lawsuit was filed, Judge Colwell ruled that Gina was wrongfully removed, and told the HOA attorney, Brian Fornek, that his argument was "disingenuous" and "Un-American" that he (the judge) "did not think that Fornek believes his own argument".

Kristin pushed on. Judge Colwell retired and a new judge took over the case.  This judge (Judge Bush) was even more clear.  The Court transcript tells the story here. The Court stated that Leblanc was:

“clearly in violation of the Act; that is, the Board lacked authority to remove Gina since she was elected by members of the homeowners association.” 

 Judge Bush stated that the Leblanc was required,

“at a minimum, to call a special meeting, notify the members, and give them an opportunity to vote.... Otherwise it would render [the homeowners’] initial vote meaningless and would allow boards to regulate themselves with impunity.”

 So again,  why does Fox Mill Matter?  Because Kristin LeBlanc has a history of ridiculously stupid, Un-American decisions, which cost everyone money. What kind of "President" would try to justify the removal of an elected member of the HOA Board because, as Leblanc stated in this week's newsletter, "Ms Fischetti prevented Board Members from proceeding with HOA business". Really Kristen? Screw democracy, let Kristen decide what is best! To pay for this Un-American folly, Kristen canceled the Holiday Lighting for Fox Mill, and also canceled the final stage of the landscape contract to beautify the entrances in Fox Mill. (Yet ANOTHER illegal act, which will be discussed later).

Yep, Fox Mill Sucks, but only because Kristen Leblanc is a lemon.

Don't mock Chuck Norris

Mr. Norris rarely endorses political candidates, so when he does, people normally take notice. For example:

Kristin LeBlanc and her fools over at opposecampton.com have insulted Mr. Norris, associating Mr. Norris with Leblanc.  Here is a video of the only known survivors of fools who mocked Chuck Norris:

You have been warned Leblanc!

Is Kristen LeBlanc proposing civic "voyeurism" in Campton Hills?

What is up with the obsession of Kristin Leblanc to videotape others?

When we decided to start this blog, the first thing that we learned was that there is a lot of bad information out there, and we should always do our research. (Thanks, Kristin!!!)  So when our friends over at opposecamptonhills told us that Chuck Norris (who is NOT a big fan of LeBlanc) wanted the Village of Campton Hills to record and/or televise their village board meetings, we decided to do some local research.  We have been to lots of these public meetings, and, if you took a survey of the ten to fifteen residents that actually attend the meetings, we believe that most would tell you they are pretty dull.  Nonetheless, our love for Chuck Norris inspired us to spend some time on the Village websites of neighboring Elburn, Geneva, Saint Charles, South Elgin, and Naperville (because Chuck Norris really likes that place) to see whether their televised meetings were "Must See TV".   Imagine our surprise when (with the exception of Geneva) we could not find ANY video or video links to these meetings.  Elburn, Saint Charles, South Elgin, and Naperville do not film their Board meetings, apparently. 

But this is about more than just bashing the Village's lack of filming, this is about electing Kristen, the Queen of Battery Operated Transparency!   So we bolted over to Fox Mill's community website to view Kristen (Fox Mill's gift to Campton Hills) in all of her videotaped HOA Presidential glory..... Um.  Nothing.  The Fox Mill HOA does not televise its board meetings either. 

So how exactly does voting for Kristen solve this video "problem" tormenting Campton Hills?  Chuck Norris is scratching his head.....

ONCE AGAIN (and we do mean AGAIN, because this is the same old recycled stuff), the anti-Village people are all bitch over substance.  Village Board meetings are all public meetings, held at fairly regular times and locations throughout the year.  Agendas for the meetings are posted in advance of the meetings.  The public is invited to attend.   The public can even  RECORD the meetings if they so desire.  So here is a thought.... Since our friends over at opposecamptonhills are feeling deprived of their right to sit at a computer screen and eat fried chicken and/or popcorn in their pajamas while enjoying the suspense and good humor of a Village Board meeting, maybe they should draw straws and the loser can attend a meeting and video tape it.  THEN, this fine anti-Villager can post the meeting on their insanely popular website.  After all, with all of the pretty colors and diverse font usage, we are guessing the opposecampton site gets a few more hits than the Village's website. 

We are guessing that this will not happen, though.  The Anti-Village folk thrive on negativity and complaining.  Like their proposed candidate (e.g., Kristen), they offer NOTHING by way of solutions, they just want to destroy the Village.

We report---You decide

Kristin LeBlanc and her supporters at opposecampton.com have taken a stand on Drunk Driving and Speeding! Our current Village President has as well. We will leave it you to decide who is right.

All across this great country of ours, the people, through their elected officials, have made it a crime to drive in excess of the speed limit, or to drive while intoxicated. While the speed limits may change based upon geography, the consequences do not. If you have a lead foot, it will cost you some dinero. If you drink and drive, it will cost you some time in jail (and perhaps someone's life).

So our current Village President has decided to be tough on crime. If you speed through the Village, you may get a ticket.  If you get caught driving drunk, you are going to jail. Patsy is an enforcer.

Kristin Leblanc wants the Village of Campton Hills to be soft on crime. Her web sites complains that the Village gives out too many tickets, which they claim is hurting our small businesses. Kristin is an enabler.

We asked the World's most renowned crime expert on whether he supports Patsy Smith's tough stand on speeders and drunks driving through our Village. His response is self explanatory.

CHUCK SUPPORTS PATSY SMITH

We will allow the voters of Campton Hills to decide whether they support Kristin LeBlanc's complaints of Village law enforcement.

Who's up for some truth talking?

Okay.  A show of hands:  How many of you find the CONSTANT RECYCLING of material over at opposecamptonhills.com ALMOST as boring as Kristen's abandoned website???  They reprint the same pictures with new dates; they rehash the same "we are screwed" arguments over and over, complaining about how the Village is going to cost us a gazillion dollars in taxes and how the Village is now undesirable to speed and drive drunk through, because our unfriendlly police keep issuing tickets to speeders and drunks....  Gotta say, the stuff is making us YAWN.    

Then, there are the classic rantings that just do not logically fit together.  Today's WHERE O' WHERE IS PATSY SMITH'S ELECTION SITE posting is a classic example.  Although colorful and filled with capitalized letters and different sized fonts, it defies logic, jumping topics like jackrabbits playing among Kristen's vibrators.....  The gist of it is that Patsy has not been campaigning much, so she must be hiding something and/or is a chicken who to refuses communicate with residents in an open forum....

REALLY??? Once again, we have to spell things out for you anti-Villagers (literally as well as figuratively, as you guys over at opposecampton have some serious spelling issues-- your recently deleted shout out to our little blog calling us "vial" and "lued" was pretty spectacular.  It also sent lots of viewers our way-- so we thank you for that).  




This is how Kristin LeBlanc and opposecampton.com
search for answers.

 

Do we think Patsy should be campaigning?  Yeah.  Frankly, we think it would be a good idea.  Does Patsy's lack of campaigning make her a chicken who refuses to communicate?  Not at all.  HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER BEEN TO A VILLAGE MEETING?  At these meetings, there are opportunities, in an OPEN FORUM, for concerned citizens to question Patsy and the Board.  HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CALLING or E-MAILING or VISITING PATSY DIRECTLY?  If you have a question or concern, one of these fairly simple options could very well work.  We are guessing that you have NEVER done ANY of these things, however.  We are guessing that you anti-villagers prefer to sit back, do nothing, and complain about being kept in the dark, then make lots of FOIA requests from the Village so that you can bitch about the high costs associated with the Village's total lack of transparency...... and how the gulf oil spill last year was somehow the connected to the Village.

Let's assume that Patsy did call an open forum meeting.... Opposecampton would just spin it somehow that Patsy was improperly using Village funds to set up a campaign forum for herself.  We all know this is true.

An election site telling us what Patsy is all about?  Patsy has been the Village President for the past several years.  UNLIKE KIRSTEN, Patsy has a RECORD OF PERFORMANCE in the job to which she is seeking reelection.  And let's review what we have learned from Kristen's website about WHO exactly Kristen is?  Hmmm.  Kristen mentions she is the Fox Mill HOA president (but, curiously, no mention about how she has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of HOA dollars pursuing vendettas by her developer friends and Passion Party patrons).  After exposing the serious "fireworks" problem in Campton Hills and the fact that those nasty Village impact fees "make developers pay more", Kristen has abandoned her 96 reasons for electing her, indicating a really poor ability to follow through and/or complete anything that does not involve sex toy sales commissions.  She finally cites to several anti-village websites as "credible facts from reliable sources."   (Do we really need to elaborate on this last one?)

Interestingly, with all of the anti-Village rhetoric and red herrings being tossed about by our comrades at opposecamptonhills.com, one thing stands out:  They say that the Village needs Kristen LeBlanc, but, amidst all of the negativity daily spouted by them,  they have yet to articulate one POSITIVE reason WHY Kristen should be the one to save us.  After several months, they are unable to answer that question.  So much for transparency...... what are they trying to hide?

What is wrong with B&B and other developers supporting LeBlanc?

First off, we want to thank all our visitors and followers. In the last 30 days we had over 1000 visits to our blog. We enjoy the many emails we receive and we try to respond to them when necessary. We have been very critical of Kristin LeBlanc's cozy relationship with several Kane County Developers since our blog started. We have received several emails asking us why.  One person asked this question, "Why do you attack developers? Without them you would be living in a tent."

Let us get straight to the point.  We have not attacked any developer--instead we attack the relationship. Developers are a necessary evil.  They build and we consume. Also, there is nothing wrong with a developer supporting a particular candidate, for any reason they see fit.   We don't care about that--we believe the voters will make the right choice based upon the candidate.

What does irk us is the behind the scenes stuff. If you are running for political office and have an agenda--then tell people! If you are supported by a special interest group, such as developers--THEN TELL PEOPLE! No voter should be surprised the day after the election.

It is no secret that many of the developers in Kane County have funded most, if not all, of the anti-Village rhetoric and litigation. We get it.  We also get that they have been defeated by the voters each and every time, without fail. The anti Village people keep getting their butts kicked -- but I give them credit--they won't go away.

So now we have Kristin LeBlanc--the Developers' secret weapon. She claims to be running to "preserve the rural lifestyle" before the Village--BUT SHE HAS NEVER LIVED HERE WITHOUT THE VILLAGE.  We could write a whole blog on this---WAIT--we did that!

Kristin LeBlanc has vowed to dismantle the Village of Campton Hills, and she is supported by the same Developers that supported all the previous anti-village B.S.  The voters have a right to know the truth, and that is our job here.

Hopefully that answered your question Steve.

Who is Kristin LeBlanc's Puppet Master?

The people over at Oppose Campton trying to explain LeBlanc's profession to their Kids...

Where's the Beef???

It has been nearly two weeks now since Kristin updated her website.  Cobwebs are forming over Kristen's 96 Reasons.  The other sections of her website are gathering dust as well.  Kristen started an election page for herself on Facebook.  It had a discussion forum on which Kristen invited her people to ask her questions.  Someone asked a question.  WEEKS went by, and our great communicator failed to respond.  Okay that is not entirely true.   She kind of did respond:   She removed the discussion thread altogether.

Haven't we been saying that Kristen offers the voters of Campton Hills ABSOLUTELY NOTHING??????? 

Once again.  Kristen proves us right.  YAWN!

Robbing Kristin's Hood

Kristin LeBlanc Election Manifesto now available on Amazon.com

Kristin Leblanc's Campton Road Map?

We have been made privy to Kristin LeBlanc's election manifesto which is now available on Amazon.com for only $9.50 (Click here to be transported to paradise) For a limited time we hear the author may make a $1.00 donation to LeBlanc's election campaign for every book sold.

Good Morning Campton Hills

We have received dozens of ideas from our readers who want to participate in the fun.  Some of your ideas are great, and some are a little over the top even for us. But we like the "competition" concept in light of the upcoming election. Neither Kristin LeBlanc nor her web site at opposecampton.com have  come up with anything of substance as to why anyone should vote for her. So we all need to help her.

Here is the idea. Create a campaign poster for Kristin, which expresses  your artistic side, as well as your political side...but most importantly it should express your humorous side. The winner of this contest will get a free cocktail at Kristin LeBlanc passion party victory extravaganza at the Old Towne Pub on election night. You can send us your entries via email nokristinleblanc@gmail.com.

If you want credit for your masterpiece just let us know.  If you want to remain anonymous that is OK too. We don't care, just as long as you have fun, OK, let the fun begin:

Elect Krisin LeBlanc for Campton Hills President

Hey Doofuses over at Oppose Campton

Oppose Campton Editor in Chief A. Higgins

Do you seriously think anyone (other than your mentally challenged followers and candidate) is going to believe that the Village of Campton Hills created the P.U.D which is now Fox Mill? Your candidate is violating the law, by violating the terms of the P.U.D.  YOU CANT USE THE FARMHOUSE AS RENTAL PROPERTY!!!  When was this P.U.D. recorded? Ohhhh, lets say 1995 or so.  When was the Village created?  2005 or 2006 (It has been so much fun I have lost track of time).  Here is the real hard one:  WHO approved the P.U.D.?  Wait for it.....wait for it..........

MY GOODNESS, IT WAS KANE COUNTY, and it was 15 years ago. (That was back when Kristin LeBlanc was only selling lubricants).

So once again your little fantasy web site, with its "fantasy maker" candidate has been owned by our little ol' blog.

GET USED TO IT!

Welcome OpposeCampton.com

Well I guess we struck a nerve. LeBlanc and the fine folks over at www.opposecampton.com have their panties in a bunch because they think our blog is "vial".  Apparently, we are either some type of small container, or the geniuses over there have the spelling prowess of a used dildo. (We will let you decide that one). It is also clear by now that LeBlanc and her friends are not too bright either.

We have Balls of Steel

You see, they don't have the good sense to understand what this blog is all about.  Apparently our name "NO LEBLANC" isn't clear enough for these geniuses. We have not, and will not endorse any candidate for Village President. We only promote Truth, Justice and the American Way! Think of us as the Justice League, and LeBlanc as Lex Luther. (We use a comic book analogy because we want to make sure the folks at opposecampton have a chance of understanding).  We OPPOSE LEBLANC--it is just that simple.


If you follow the "logic" of LeBlanc and her followers at OpposeCampton, this would mean that LeBlanc's group is comprised of  City of Elgin cronies. You see, the City of Elgin really wanted to annex the land which is now the Village of Campton Hills, so anyone who opposes the Village must be an Elginite!  Anyone who opposes LeBlanc must be a Patsy Smith supporter.  Do you follow that logic?  We didn't think so.  This is why LeBlanc continues to fail.

But let us get back to the point of this blog.  LeBlanc finds this blog "vial" and vulgar.  Ask yourself why? Is it because we continue to expose her warped views, crappy qualifications, and shady acquaintances? Or, perhaps is it because we want to make sure everyone knows she sells Dildos for a living? This is the truth folks...it ain't pretty, but is sure is funny. We don't know, but isn't this a classic case of shooting the messenger?  Hey Kristin, if you don't want people to make fun of your profession, then stop selling personal pleasure kits!  We promised our blog would be satirical, and with all the ammo Kristin is giving us, we just can't help ourselves.

We oppose LeBlanc because she has a verifiable record of being a complete disaster in Fox Mill. The proof is in the pudding folks. You don't get a 30% increase in operating expenses (for Fox Mill under LeBlanc) by being fiscally responsible. You can't preach that you want to protect a rural lifestyle by joining forces with Developers. Most importantly, why in the hell would anyone vote for a Village President who promises to destroy the very office she is trying to obtain?

So yes, LeBlanc sells dildos to her lonely supporters...and we will continue to laugh.  Thanks for joining us.

The evolution of Kristin LeBlanc...Campton's Queen of Pain

Kristin LeBlanc has come a long way from her days as a mere mortal passion party princess.  Imagine, one day you are selling pleasure, then the next day you are causing pain.

Hey Kristin Leblanc, did Neanderthals have batteries?

Kristin has caused pain to every resident of Fox Mill by increasing the operating expenses by more than 30%.  It is also painful watching our once beautiful neighborhood go from top notch to trailer park. We have ponds that will kill you, weeds that will choke you and dues that will crush you.

Leblanc now wants to turn the Village of Campton Hills into a developer's dream. Let's eliminate the impact fees, loosen up  the zoning standards (can you say strip club or other adult business to supplement LeBlanc's income) and ignore the law. Kristin is now getting Fox Mill fined $750 a day because she is too slow, too dumb or too arrogant to comply with the zoning ordinances in the Village. For over 4 months now the Village has told the Fox Mill HOA that they cannot rent out the barns and farm house in Fox Mill, but LeBlanc doesn't care...she has evolved from a purveyor of pleasure to a dominatrix of pain.  I need a penicillin shot just thinking about it.

Kristen LeBlanc's buzzzzzzzzz words for Campton Hills

Since Kristen has been too busy to respond to any of her facebook followers or to perform her weekly update of her fantastic daily 96 reasons, we have decided to take the time to explore what "phrases" or buzz words Kristen wants us to associate with Kirsten Leblanc.  Apparently, when Kristen looks at herself in the mirror each morning, this is the mantra which she chants to herself (and whoever else may be within listening range):

POSITIVE LEADERSHIP--  Call us crazy, but we believe that the mark of a good leader is one who takes the time to listen and understand the many different perspectives that surround them when making decisions regarding how best to proceed.  Sorry, Kristen.  This just isn't you.  Kristen's mantra is "my way or the highway".  Her fellow Fox Mill board members (who have admitted publicly to knowing only what Kristin wants them to know) have been likened to ostriches with their heads in the sand; they poke their heads out just long enough to vote, and it had better be Kristen's way or they face ouster.  Volunteerism on Fox Mill committees is "by invitation only." Kristin's regime is all about personal vendettas and not about what is actually good for the residents she pretends to represent.  Also, think about it.  Do we really want a Campton Hills Village President who actively advocates a website called opposecamptonhills.com?  We deserve someone who actually wants to make Campton Hills the village that it could be. Positive Leadership..... with LeBlanc, positively not.

PROTECTION OF OPEN SPACE:  Kristen is the developer's best friend.  Developer + Open Space =  Ribbon cutting ceremonies for new, unwanted developments in Campton Hills. LeBlanc wants to protect the open space for her developer friends, not the residents.

COMMUNICATION:  Excuse me..... I am laughing too hard right now.  Maybe we can get back to this one on another day......

Is LeBlanc really the Grinch?

REDUCE WASTEFUL SPENDING:  This one actually makes me feel a little bit sick.  Early on in her 96 reasons, Kristen went on about spending Village time and resources defining things like "family."  She also complained about the huge legal expenses that the Village has been compelled to spend (mostly fighting the disconnection petitions incited by Kristen's anti-village friends).  Meanwhile, over in Fox Mill, Kristin has raised dues through the roof without doing one thing to improve the community.  The ponds remain in disrepair.  Trees aren't being replaced.  Christmas lights were nowhere to be found this past year, even though the expense was in the budget. Sounds a bit like the Grinch to me.   So where has all the money gone?  To satisfy Kristen's personal vendettas.  FACT:  Kristin's HOA has indicated a willingness to spend up to $200,000 of her homeowners' money fighting an $89,000 legal bill.  FACT:  Kristin's HOA also illegally removed an elected board member (because the board member was reportedly not on "Team Kristen").  Kristen vowed to spend an additional $30,000 in homeowner funds to keep the elected board member off of the board.  We could go on and on here.... but we have lots of time before the election.

FAIR TREATMENT FOR RESIDENTS:  Tellingly, this phrase does not read, "fair treatment for ALL residents."  As it stands, though, this phrase could apply to Kristin, but it needs to be properly finished.  Kristen is absolutely in favor of "fair treatment for residents.... SO LONG AS THE RESIDENTS' AGENDA MATCHES THE AGENDA OF KRISTEN AND HER FRIENDS."  If the agendas do not match, or if a resident chooses to offer a dissenting or even a differing opinion, then, bluntly stated, said resident shall be screwed.  And Kristen will find some way (legally or not) for her constituency to pay for said resident's actual screwing. (And afterwards she doesn't snuggle with you  either)

Is this LeBlanc's dream for Campton Hills?

 PRESERVING RURAL WAY OF LIFE:  Yeah.  Did we mention that Kristen was the developer's best friend? I can just imagine how Campton Hills will look in 10 years with Kristin LeBlanc at the helm. Instead of rows of wheat and corn, the Village of Campton Hills will have rows of houses. NO THANK YOU!!!




 Kristen's mantra ends there.   We think Kristen is far more appealing peddling sex toys from her garage.

oops, we messed up.

Apparently Leblanc's crack team weren't clear about their election song. We just learned from our inside source that we got the wrong vibe.  Here is Kristin's theme song...something a little more hip--

Leblanc picks her campaign song

Bill Clinton had Fleetwood Mac's "Don't Stop"

Obama had Stevie Wonder's "Signed. Sealed. Delivered"

...and now Kristin Leblanc has picked her campaign song:

Kristin Leblanc is not a communicator

HELLO???  IS ANYONE THERE????

So Kristin has set up a Facebook page as a shout out to her quest to be Queen of Campton Hills.  The site includes a discussion forum, which we totally think is a fabulous idea, because it really shows Kristen off as the the first class communicator that she claims she is....so, like any literacy-challenged candidate, Kristen writes:  

"One of my promises to all the people of Campton Hills and it's surrounding property owners is I will always listen.  Tell me what you would like to see from the Village of Campton Hills."

(Okay-- if Kristen really wants us to believe that she can handle reading tricky municipal codes and all sorts of other legal sounding stuff (usually lengthier than her usual "insert batteries as shown"), Kristen needs to learn the difference between "it's" and "its" -- Kristen, we all know that everybody really loves you, but, frankly, your head for details frightens us.  This is the type of grammatical stuff that you should have learned in elementary school).  

Back to our story:

A week or so ago, Kristen receives a message on the discussion forum asking simply:  "What is your motivation for seeking this position?"

So, in response Kristin, our Great Communicator, writes:     (cue the sound of crickets chirping)

Yeah.  Okay.  So we are still waiting on that....  

Oh-- now, I get it.  Kristin said that she "will always listen"....  Kristen never said that she would ACTUALLY RESPOND.

LeBlanc blamed for worst National Anthem ever by Aguilera..

BREAKING NEWS. Christina Aguilera has performed, what critics call "the worst National Anthem ever". Having flubbed the lyrics and missed many notes,Christina was asked the simple question: Why? The answer surprised all within earshot.

" Look, ladies and gentlemen, I could of just got up there and sang the song like hundreds have done before me, but I needed to send a political message. I got an email from  a sex toy salesperson from a small Village in Illinois. This woman was denied the right to be on the ballot in an upcoming election just because she can't follow directions. Now she is following a script prepared by a group of people hell bent on destroying this Village, much like I should have been following a script with my lyrics. But this woman asked my to stand up and "shake the establishment". Screw the rules! I need to stand with my sister and this was the best way I knew how.  Besides, this lovely woman promised me a vibrator and a spot on the lucrative Architectural Review Committee in her Home Owners Association. I am told I don't have to do anything and I get paid some righteous bucks. "

 

Stay tuned for more breaking news.

I think I am going to be sick

Krsitin Leblanc makes Campton residents sick

Having just digested some more of the Anti-Village "propaganda" over at opposecamptonhills.com, I find myself searching my medicine cabinet for the Pepto Bismol.   According to one of the more recent rants by Kristin and her merry cohorts, the Village of Campton Hills does "nothing to keep us informed" except for the "VILLAGE NEWSLETTER" which is, according to Kristin and friends, nothing more than a pre-election "all is well" propaganda tool.

WHY MUST WE CONTINUALLY EDUCATE YOU PEOPLE OVER AT OPPOSECAMPTON?  Come on, you guys.  All of those free vibrators must be shaking loose your brains.  If you actually want to find out what is happening with the Village, there are NUMEROUS choices,  some of which might involve complicated technology like a telephone or a computer-- but they are all perfectly reasonable and easy to utilize.  Now go get a piece of paper and a crayon and take some good notes..... READY?  LET'S REVIEW:

1.  Read the Village Newsletter (and sift through all the "propaganda").
2.  Go to the Village website (lots of updated information and links on the website).
3.  Sign up for the Village e-mail bulletins (this is a really good one; we received several helpful bits of information/updates during the blizzard via e-mails from the Village.  In contrast, we heard virtually nothing from Kristin's Fox Mill HOA).
4.  Attend a Village meeting (they are open to the public and information regarding the meetings are posted on the Village website).
5.  Drop the Village people an e-mail (they do have e-mail).
6.  Telephone the Village and ask them "What is up?" (they have phones over there as well).
7.  Drive over to the Village and ask them in person "What is up?" (if you are nice to them, they probably will talk to you).

You see?  There is actually A GREAT DEAL of information put out by the Village of Campton Hills.  Now, Kristin promised on her website that she was doing research into all this stuff-- but clearly, she is not passing on any of the facts to you fine Anti-Village people.   We are going to give you the benefit of the doubt, though.  Kristin's team of Passionate Partying supporters were clearly too busy collecting money for Kristin's reading lessons that they forgot to pass on the memo regarding ALL that the Village does to communicate with the people.  

Could the communications put out by the Village be improved?  We suppose so.  Is Kristin the one to improve the system?  We think not.  Once again, pick up your crayons and take good notes:

Opposecamptonhills accuses the present Village leadership of using "our tax dollars to further there own agendas...." via the Village Newsletter.  I'm sorry.  I was thinking about Kristen while typing that last sentence and my gut hurts now from the laughing..... (although now that it has settled, I may be running out for more Pepto Bismol).  Faithful readers of this blog and Fox Mill residents who have reaped the benefits of Kristin's "PAY A LOT MORE FOR A LOT LESS" style of leadership KNOW that "Kristin" and "Agenda" are practically the same thing.  I mean, if you look up AGENDA in the dictionary, that photograph of a thinner Kristin with her old hair color almost certainly will appear.   If you are unlucky enough to live in Fox Mill under Kristin's regime, you have been subjected to a huge increase in assessments with an equally huge decrease in amenities.  Nothing works.  Nothing is being fixed.  Huge sums of money have been secretly spent to pursue ridiculous vendettas.  But anyone reading the Fox Mill Newsletter would never know anything was amiss.  Everything is WONDERFUL in Fox Mill!  The front page of the newsletter would even tell us that our wonderful savior of an HOA President had received the calling to run for VOCH President......  Yeah.  No agenda there, folks. 

Q and A with a Kristin LeBlanc supporter in Campton Hills

Ms Tony Petrolini, supporter of Kristin LeBlanc

We are pleased to provide our Readers with an in depth interview with one of Kristin Leblanc's supporters, Ms. Tony Petrolini.

Q. Tony, how long have you lived in the Village of Campton Hills?

Tony: I have lived here since I was released from custody about 2 years ago.  I love it here. The people are so nice, and I can be myself.

Q. So why Leblanc?  What does she bring to the table?

Tony: She is my kind of woman. I attended one of her passion parties last year and picked up some great items. I got a couple of gorgeous dildos and some anal beads. When I heard she was running for public office I could not believe it.  I got so excited I actually pee'd myself. I called all my ex roomies and let them know that the Village of Campton Hills is where they need to move, 'cause I know Leblanc, if elected, is going to allow all the adult theme businesses thrive under her leadership. I haven't been to a peep show since I spent the weekend in Vegas last year.  I am very excited.

Q. What do you plan on doing to help Leblanc get elected?

Tony: I have already joined her friends at opposecamptonhills.com, so that is a great start. I hope to be able to get out and talk to my neighbors about Kristin's qualifications, as soon as she makes some up and lets me know what they are. I also learned a lot about deception while I was a "guest of the State", so I am told I will be able to put those skills to good use during her campaign.

Q. Wow, you sound really dedicated. What gives?

Tony: I owe Kriston so much. She got me a job with one of her developer friends. I get paid thousands of Dollars for being on some type of Architectural review committee, and I ain't even an architect.  Is that awesome, or what?

Q. Thanks Tony, you have really shed some light on this election.

Tony: You're welcome.

OpposeCamptonHills.com Web Cam Live Feed...

LeBlanc Responsible for Power Outage in Campton Hills?

Kristin Leblanc and her friends/ customers have been linked to the recent 1 hour power outage experienced by the residents of the Village of Campton Hills. Apparently, Kristin has given out so many of her party favorite "personal pleasuring devices"  in hopes of securing the the all powerful position of President of the Village of Campton Hills, that they over loaded the circuits.

Please Kristin, only provide the battery operated devices from this point forward. If this had happened during the Super Bowl total chaos would have ensued.

As a result of this recent development, the Pope has canceled his visit.

CONGRATS LEBLANC, YOU ATTENDED YOUR FIRST VILLAGE MEETING

The Gods Above are rejoicing

Well, this is exciting news. This week Kristen Leblank attended her first Village meeting ever (other then her magic show wasting Tax Payer money for her losing attempt to get on the ballot). This was a happy moment for all graced enough to be in her presence, as her aura brought peace to all in attendance. 

In related news, the global temperature has dropped by over 2 degrees since Kristen announced she will end global warming if elected.  Polar bears were seen playing with baby seals, and the Pope himself is said to be planning to visit Campton Hills in the coming weeks to bless the event. Stay tuned.....

Campton's Leblanc will fix Global Warming...

Leblanc vows to save the Bears from Patsy

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!!  VOTE LEBLANC!!!!

Inspired by the impeccable logic of our friends over at opposecamptonhills.com (where the situation in Egypt is now being linked to the Village), we have decided to jump on the bandwagon.  Let's just get it out there now, shall we:

Vote LeBlanc and Stop Global Warming!!!!

Yep.  Our crack reporters have discovered a link between the Village of Campton Hills and the enhanced climate change that now threatens our "low-cost rural lifestyle."    Indeed, most  (if not all) of the observed temperature increase in the last five years has been caused by increasing concentrations of greenhouse gases, which result from human activity such as that exerted by Patsy Smith and the Campton Hills police department.  

Residents of Campton Hills-- this shameless waste of natural resources needs to stop!  If we are to salvage our "low-cost rural lifestyle," we need to start conserving our gas and electricity....  

We NEED someone who can keep us supplied with BATTERIES for years to come!  WE NEED LEBLANC!!!!!

Kristin Leblanc fails Campton Hills, and as expected blames others...

Like so many Campton Hills residents, we got A LOT OF SNOW during the GREAT BLIZZARD OF 2011.  My kids enjoyed the snow days-- and a big thanks to the Fox Mill HOA for forwarding an e-mail about Wednesday's school closing (yeah-- we had already received about six phone calls and two e-mails about it, but it was a good thought).  Kristin says that she is a great communicator, and it was nice to know that the Fox Mill HOA had our backs....

I just kind of wish Kristen had communicated again on Wednesday, when, like many Fox Mill residents who don't live on Kristin's street, the snow plows didn't bother to pay us a visit.  School was canceled again, and our streets were impassable, but the Fox Mill HOA said nothing.  They did not say when we might be freed from our snowy prisons.  They did not tell us to remain patient and that help was on the way.   A message from the Village came around noon on Wednesday with an update, but hours went by and no additional news was forthcoming.  My kids became antsy.  I became uneasy.  As neighbors continued to clean their driveways and decks of the heavy snow, I wondered what would happen if one of them suffered an injury from the overexertion.  I knew that the plowing trucks were doing their best to clean the 21.7 inches of snow that had fallen, but I was getting angry. 

I knew that the Village had NOTHING to do with the snow removal (which is the responsibility of the Campton Township Highway District), but I was ticked off at the lack of information being sent my way. We posted a preemptive blog about this issue yesterday, tongue and cheek, blaming Leblanc for the roads in Fox Mill. We suspected she would try to blame the Village, so we thought we would have some fun with her. We told you this blog would be both satirical and factual.

If I had been in charge, I thought, I would have been keeping my community better informed!!!  AND THEN IT DAWNED ON ME!!! Kristin was totally going to take advantage of this situation: This was going to be the Village's fault and she was going to milk it, which is why we posted our fun stuff yesterday. So I had a really good laugh this morning when I went to her site known as  OpposeCampton.com  and read about how the Village had "screwed us" during the blizzard.  The Village?  Really Kristin?  We thought our satirical post blaming Kristin would stop her, but boy were we wrong. There are two possibilities here: (1) You are an idiot and have no idea what the Village does, or does not do; or (2) you are a big fat liar, and know damn well that the Campton Township plows the roads in the Village, and the Village has NOTHING to do with that branch of our Government. (We think you are both an idiot and a liar, but we digress.....)

My road was eventually plowed by the Township and my anger/apprehension subsided.   To the Village's credit, a follow-up e-mail was sent on Thursday providing valuable information regarding mailbox damage and garbage pick-up this week.  And I really appreciated that update from the Village.

The Fox Mill HOA sent no further communications after the first school announcement on Tuesday.   Although, as HOA President, Kristen was in a position to keep the Fox Mill resident informed, she made the decision not to do so.  As she has so often done, Kristin decided to seek political favor (at the expense of her neighbors) by hoping the Township would fail so she could blame the Village, rather than do anything constructive herself. 

Kristin is quick to point fingers, but, again and again, she offers nothing that would make the situation any better.  The Village of Campton Hills does not need Kristin's type of inactive activism.  We don't need her blame game mentality.  We don't need Leblanc!