Your mother told you a thousand times never to judge a book by its cover--but come on, sometimes YOU JUST KNOW. We knew that Hitler was evil because he had that little mustache and wore a swastika. We knew that Ghandi was good because he wore a white, flowing robe. We just knew.
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| Is this what Kristin Leblanc wears to work? |
So now let's think about the Village of Campton Hills. Kristin LeBlanc does not deny that she is in the business of selling smut, sex toys and god knows what else, but for some reason she does not embrace it in this election. (Go Figure). So what does a sex toy sales woman wear for her day to day business outfit. We checked around and the consensus at the local strip clubs and porno shops seams to be the outfit on the left.
I don't know about you guys, but I don't think Leblank is going to get a lot of respect meeting with foreign dignitaries or even the mayor of St Charles.
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| We know this is what Patsy Smith wears to work. |
While this site does not endorse any candidate, we have to break tradition and endorse the clothing. The outfit to the left is similar to what Patsy wears to work as she serves this Village daily. We don't want to see Leblanc's pasty white skin bound in leather, and frankly, if you put a whip in Kristin's hand we are afraid she will cause injury. We prefer the conservative dress of Patsy Smith. It makes us feel safe.
So there you have it folks, sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.
Smith= Better Homes and Garden
Leblanc= Dominatrixing for dummies
At least they now admit they are going to lose ....
ReplyDeleteFrom the hate site (of course it's all caps):
...and
AS YOUR NEIGHBORS,
WE ARE DREADING THE DAY WHEN WE HAVE TO POST
"WE TOLD YOU SO"
BY KEEPING PATSY SMITH AS VILLAGE PRESIDENT.
Yeah, this is the same thing they tried when the Village was formed and at each election--and EACH time the Bozos claimed "YOUR TAXES ARE GOING TO SKYROCKET", yet nothing ever happened, except the voters reject their B.S.
ReplyDeleteThe Village has not caused a single penny in Tax Increase since it was formed.
Oops, struck a nerve. They sure are keeping track of your web site. They changed the wording already. Check it out:
ReplyDelete...and
AS YOUR NEIGHBORS,
WE ARE DREADING THE DAY WHEN WE HAVE TO POST
"WE TOLD YOU SO"
IF WE DON'T REMOVE
PATSY SMITH AS VILLAGE PRESIDENT.
Earlier today we had this gem:
...and
AS YOUR NEIGHBORS,
WE ARE DREADING THE DAY WHEN WE HAVE TO POST
"WE TOLD YOU SO"
BY KEEPING PATSY SMITH AS VILLAGE PRESIDENT.
Oh no.... struck a nerve over there again. They changed the wording on the mindless rant I quoted earlier.
ReplyDeleteThe hate site now reads:
...and
AS YOUR NEIGHBORS,
WE ARE DREADING THE DAY WHEN WE HAVE TO POST
"WE TOLD YOU SO"
IF WE DON'T REMOVE
PATSY SMITH AS VILLAGE PRESIDENT.
Whare it used to read:
...and
AS YOUR NEIGHBORS,
WE ARE DREADING THE DAY WHEN WE HAVE TO POST
"WE TOLD YOU SO"
BY KEEPING PATSY SMITH AS VILLAGE PRESIDENT.