WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO FIRST PAGE OF THIS BLOG.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

LeBlanc blamed for worst National Anthem ever by Aguilera..

BREAKING NEWS. Christina Aguilera has performed, what critics call "the worst National Anthem ever". Having flubbed the lyrics and missed many notes,Christina was asked the simple question: Why? The answer surprised all within earshot.
" Look, ladies and gentlemen, I could of just got up there and sang the song like hundreds have done before me, but I needed to send a political message. I got an email from  a sex toy salesperson from a small Village in Illinois. This woman was denied the right to be on the ballot in an upcoming election just because she can't follow directions. Now she is following a script prepared by a group of people hell bent on destroying this Village, much like I should have been following a script with my lyrics. But this woman asked my to stand up and "shake the establishment". Screw the rules! I need to stand with my sister and this was the best way I knew how.  Besides, this lovely woman promised me a vibrator and a spot on the lucrative Architectural Review Committee in her Home Owners Association. I am told I don't have to do anything and I get paid some righteous bucks. "




 

Stay tuned for more breaking news.
Posted by No LEBLANC at 7:40 PM
Labels:

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)