The Federal Budget Crisis....

How can the Federal Government have this looming Federal Debt crisis when they have our "Free Money", or better yet they can just print some extra cash at the Federal Mints? Hey opposecampton.com--can you help us out her? We just don't understand.

The Blame Game....

The dummies over at opposecampton love to complain. They recently posted that the campton police were not doing their job  because the police allowed bicyclist to ride down campton hills road.  OH THE SHAME!!!!  Wait a minute.....

Opposecampton's founding father on his way home from poker game

We thought we read somewhere that Bike's were supposed to operate on the roadways....

Wait a minute....... oh yes--here we go:

Illinois Bicycle Laws
(paraphrased from Illinois’ Vehicle Code 625 ILCS) Bicyclist’s Status- Traffic laws apply to persons riding bicycles. Bicyclists riding on a highway are granted all of the rights and are subject to all of the duties applicable to the driver of a vehicle, with certain exceptions. [5/11-1502]

So there you have it folks--IT IS OFFICIAL:

The fine folks over at opposecampton are IDIOTS

Let's blame the police for KNOWING the law.

Hmmmm......

Who is to blame for the high taxes in our area? Is it a local problem as the opposecampton.com idiots would like you to believe, or is it a state and federal epidemic?

Fox Business article

Perhaps the dufus writing the crap over at opposecampton should finish High School and attend  a few civics and economic courses at Elgin Community College.

Remember ~~ SHIT flows downstream!

"Free Money" still illusive

 

 

It has been several months now since the mensas over at opposecampton announced that the Village was going to lose their "free money" from the State. We are still waiting for the brainiacs to identify where this "free money" is coming from---for certainly they are not so stupid to suggest that your tax money is "free".....OR ARE THEY?

This Ghost is looking for your "Free Money"

THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR....

Tomorrow is supposed to be the end of days as we know it.  According to the goofs over at opposecampton, the Village will survive the global Armageddon, and keep going at least a few more months, until they run out of money.  Phewwwwww, we feel better already.

A VERY funny Video from our friends in Fox Mill

This is Kristin Leblanc sitting at a table at a recent Home Owners's meeting video taping members of the community while her lackey admonishes a homeowner that he is not allowed to Video Tape a meeting. Really?? I have to agree with the end of this funny video--these people are really dumb.

You know after getting her butt kicked in the election last month by a 2-1 margin, you would think Leblanc would at least have the dignity and common sense to promote her campaign pledge to video tape every Village meeting. Oh wait, she really meant to say she would video tape the audience at every meeting. LMFAO!

DO NOT DRINK THE OPPOSECAMPTON KOOL-AID

Opposecampton recruit drinks the "Kool-Aid"

This is one of the videos that just speaks for itself. If asked to join their cult---JUST RUN!!!!

OPPOSECAMPTON ARREST CAUGHT ON VIDEO

The Campton Hills Police Department got their revenge today when opposecampton.com leader Mr. Tubby Higgins was apprehended in a tense stand off. The Grand Jury had earlier issued an indictment against Tubby for making 732 "Guarantees" all of which turned out to be false. No charges were filed as police discovered that Higgins was just a fat idiot with a keyboard. When asked for a comment, Mr. Higgins responded "Huh, What?"

On a related note, the Campton Police Force welcomed their newest member to the force, "Lightning", a 2 year old German Shepherd. Lighting was obtained using free tax money.

DID THE EASTER BUNNY FIND YOUR LOST TAX MONEY?

Hey Opposecampton---Did the Easter Bunny bring you a basket full of eggs loaded with free cash?

We GUARANTEE that the Lost "Fee tax Money" will be found some day.

Huh?  What?

Nevermind ...........

~~ RODEO FEVER ~~

OPPOSECAMPTON STAFFERS HOLD RODEO TO RAISE FREE TAX MONEY

Ride Suzie for $.25

Nothing says love like giving back to the community.... and  quarter-buck Heffer rides.  Ride 'em cowboy!

Opposecampton takes their search to South Beach..

Combing the beach for free Tax Money

The search continues by opposecampton for the free tax money needed to keep the Village afloat. This time they took the search to Miami looking for gold deblumes from old Spanish wrecks.  Still no luck as of this posting.

TRAGEDY STRIKES OPPOSECAMPTON

R.I.P. Bob

Just moments ago opposecampton halted their search for "Free Tax Money" when tragedy hit close to home. One of their volunteers was crushed when the woman he was searching slipped on a banana peel, crushing the poor bastard instantly. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Family.

Opposecampton's new strategy for finding "Free Money"

Suzie says she is ready to do her part!

Using similar techniques employed by Homeland Security, the fine folks over at opposecampton have come up with a novel, (and somewhat gross) idea to find some of Campton Hills' "Free Money".

By searching under the layers of body fat of the opposecampton followers, they believe they may uncover some real loot. Already the group has recovered several twinkies, a hair brush and a June 2005 issue of T.V Guide.  No money has been located yet. Undaunted, the group continues their search.

Possible sorce for the opposecampton "Free Money"

Does Patsy Smith know a Leprechaun?

My goodness, this 'Free Tax" money is becoming difficult to locate.

FALSE ALARM FOLKS....

These Guys are serious when it comes to finding  "Free Money"

The M.I.B. has concluded that there is no free money in the belly of the Chupacabra. It was a another false lead from the incompetents at opposecampton.

Free tax money possibly located....

Reports are coming in slowly that the Campton Hills "Free Tax" money may have been located......








...in the belly of the Chupacabra

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The $$$ may be in the belly of the Beast.

Who would have figured???  The finding has not been confirmed as of yet, but officials are checking with the M.I.B. to get some sort of confirmation.  Please stayed tuned to this channel.

THE SEARCH FOR THE CAMPTON HILLS FREE TAX MONEY

THE SEARCH HAS LED US TO SCOTLAND

The Campton Hills Tax hike and the "free" tax money have been elusive to say the lease. Opposecampton.com has hired a crack team of sleuths to track this black hole of tax dollars down.


Shaggy, Scoobie and Velma are now in Scotland looking around Loch Ness to see if the mythical "Free Tax Money" can be found there.  Check back with us later for an update.

Good Luck Scooby!

OPPOSECAMPTON.COM

For years you have been claiming the Village is going to tax the crap out of us.  IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Then you support a dildo saleswoman who did not posses the necessary skill set to fill out a piece of paper.  FAIL

Now you continue to profess that there is some type of free tax money out there. 

REALLY! 

HUH? 

WHAT!

Free tax money?  You guys take the oxy out of oxymoron.

Leblanc's opposecampton web site is scaring the natives!

This one soiled his pants!

WHAT??
HUH???


NO MORE "FREE" TAX MONEY!!!
DAMN IT PATSY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

Mocking those idiots never gets old.  LMFAO!

Hey Oppose Campton--does anyone believe your B.S.?

OPPOSE CAMPTON WEB SITE

The goofs over at opposecampton continue to show how stupid they are by referring to the tax money you pay to the State of Illinois, which is returned to the Village of Campton Hills as "Free Money".

IN WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE THAT CLASSIFIES OUR TAX PAYMENTS AS FREE MONEY????

Really folks:  Fat, Drunk and Stupid and no way to go through life!

And the inaugural award goes to.....

  ~~ KRISTIN LEBLANC  ~~

Award Designer Jack Mehauff

In the end the voters decided that LeBlanc herself should win the first annual Leblancinator crystal. With the final tally in, Kristin takes home the prize with 1243 votes, 213 votes more than the boobs at opposecampton. When presented the crystal phallic, Kristin's merely responded "where do I plug this bad boy in?". We didn't have the heart to tell her she is still an idiot.

Thanks everyone for voting! 

The fine folks at opposecampton.com take a slight lead in the polls...

The race for the Crystal Leblancinator is a tight one, with the fine folks over at opposecampton.com taking a slight lead over Larry "the loser" Bettag on the final day of voting.

The Boobs over at Opposecampton continue their unsuccessful attacks on the Village of Campton Hills with lies, drivel and misdirection. We believe they took the lead over Bettag when Village Supporters realized that the small group of misfits at opposecampton abandoned Kristin LeBlanc after the election faster than the voters did during the election.

The early leader in the polls for the Leblancinator Trophy is....

Larry Bettag with 237 votes.  Only Larry, who is a local Mortgage Vendor, would call 65% of his potential customer lemmings for voting for Patsy Smith. Way to go Larry, we will make sure we get the word out to your former potential customers that they are not worthy of your wares.

Keep voting, the race is still too close to call....

And the LeBlanc award goes to....

THE 2011 CRYSTAL LEBLANCINATOR TROPHY

In honor of the failed candidacy of Kristin LeBlanc and opposecampton.com, our beloved blog has decided to give an appropriate award to the person or organization who best exemplifies Kristin's failures.

We have commissioned a beautiful crystal phallus from Tiffany & Company in this person's honor. Please submit your nominations by this weekend, and once we tally the votes we will announce the winner. Please remember, only one vote per household.

WHAT IS UP WITH THE BOOBS AT OPPOSECAMPTON?

The OpposeCampton Web site is a train wreck!

Now that this election is behind us we find that we have a lot of free time on our hands. It was good fun to expose Kristin LeBlanc and her cronies for what they were....and in large part due to our blog, the voters made the right choice in their overwhelming rejection of LeBlanc.

But just when you thought it was safe to go outdoors and smell the roses, those boobs over at opposecampton keep posting the same drivel about the Village. "WE ARE GOING TO GET TAXED", THE VILLAGE IS SCREWING US", "WE GUARANTEE.... (fill in the blank)"

HUH?
WHAT?

For most people who get their ass kicked like the opposecampton boobs did on Tuesday, they become a little contrite---maybe try to regroup and come up with another message that actually resonates with the people.

BUT NOOOOOOO for the boobs at opposecampton. They are the proverbial smart-ass we all knew in High School who would get their butt kicked because of their mouth, but would get up all bloodied and bruised and tell their assailant "that didn't hurt...is that the best you got?" At some point the boobs grow up, but not in this case.  They have gotten their butt handed to them at every election in the last 5 years.

Their irrelevant site is a proverbial train wreck. I think it is funny that they abandoned LeBlanc before the ink was even dry on the landslide victory for Patsy. There is virtually no mention of LeBlanc on the site anymore.  I guess they are embarrassed for backing a loser.

So here is our challenge to the boobs at opposecampton:  If you can come up with a fresh idea we will stop mocking you---we promise  ;^)

Kristin's election defeat statement translated for YOU!

In today's KKC, Brenda Shorey, the official reporter for B&B wrote a short piece of Kristin LeBlanc's embarasing defeat. CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLE

LeBlanc said she was neither anti- nor pro-village – but in the middle. LeBlanc did not return a voicemail message seeking comment, but she sent a prepared statement.

“The energy and community spirit this race has ignited has helped clarify our village vision of fiscal responsibility in a rural setting,” LeBlanc’s statement reads in part. “I accepted the challenge of running for village president with the single goal of shining a spotlight on the issues most important to the people of Campton Hills – and that’s exactly what’s been accomplished.”

Most people have never been able to understand the crap that flows out of LeBlanc's mouth, so the crack staff here at the "No-LeBlanc" blog invested our last $83,000.00 to hire a top notch translator to try and figure out what Kristin is trying to say.  Here is his analysis:

"Obviously Kristin was too embarrassed to speak with the press.  Her statement is quite telling however.  Here is what she is saying:

The energy and community spirit this race has ignited has helped clarify our village vision of fiscal responsibility in a rural setting.  I was tricked into running for this stupid election by B&B and the assholes over at opposecampton.  They told me they had enough support to carry the election. Obviously they were full of shit.  The voters in Campton Hills have never supported the developer's agenda. Everyone is mocking me now because I sell Dildos and now none of my new "friends" will return my calls.  I feel betrayed and all alone.

 I accepted the challenge of running for village president with the single goal of shining a spotlight on the issues most important to the people of Campton Hills – and that’s exactly what’s been accomplished. My campaign was a complete waste of time. I couldn't even win Fox Mill. My campaign actually made Patsy Smith look good.  I am a failure.  I should move. I am sorry.

Holy Shit--LeBlanc was even too dumb to vote for herself

THE KANE COUNTY CHRONICLE HAS THE OFFICIAL ELECTION RESULTS IN TODAY'S NEWSPAPER. PATSY SMITH RECEIVED 100% OF THE VOTES.  NOT A SINGLE VOTE FOR LEBLANC!  THIS MEANS THAT LEBLANC WAS TOO STUPID TO EVEN VOTE FOR HERSELF!!!!!!!  OMG!!!!

WE CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP FOLKS--IT IS THE OFFICIAL NEWS. 

WOW, the Queen of Fox Mill loses Fox Mill in a LANDSLIDE

Wow Kristin, in every election since the Village was formed the Fox Mill district has voted against the Village and Smith.  Every single election dealing with the Village.  Then you came along.......

The Fox Mill district picked Patsy over you by nearly a 2 to 1 margin.  That is a LANDSLIDE!!!!

HOLY DILDOS BATMAN!!!!!

I guess you just didn't have enough Dildos to give out as door prizes.  Better luck next time! LOL

You opposecampton bozos really know how to pick em.  Your first candidate 4 years ago wasn't even a registered voter. (DUMBASS #1); Your next candidate wasn't smart enough to fill out paperwork and was a dildo salesperson (DUMBASS #2).  In 4 more years we suspect you will run a convicted Felon. LMFAO!!!!!!

LeBlanc remains a loser!

LISTEN UP LEBLANC ZOMBIES....

LEBLANC ZOMBIE BEFORE HER MORNING COFFEE

TODAY IS ELECTION DAY!

Hey, Larry Bettag, Susan Secondi, B&B people and other misfits. We know you hate the Village and there is no turning you to the light. You guys are Hell-Bent on destroying the Village....we get it.

However, for the rest of you mindless Leblanc zombies, it is not too late.  I have a thought I want you to consider before you pull the lever. You have been told to Vote for LeBlanc for whatever reason it may be, likely because you drank the anti-Village cool-aid several years ago. You were lied to then about increased taxes and everything else. If you look back over the last 4 years I am sure for 98% of you, the Village has been operating in the background without you even knowing about it. Dare I say, you have not put any thought into what type of entity runs your local government.

The anti Village people have tried unsuccessfully for several years to destroy the Village.  Whether by disconnect petitions, elections or 5000 FOIA requests (yes I am referring to you Susan, you dumb Bitch), THEY HAVE FAILED AT EVERY TURN.

Now the anti Village people have run a Candidate who once again has show that he/she is too stupid to run for a simple local election.

So here is my thought of the day.  They want you to vote for LeBlanc so she can destroy the Village.  This is no secret, and no one denies it.  However, ask yourself this:  What can LeBlanc do to destroy the Village?  The answer is simple---NOTHING.  The President of the Village only votes on matters to break a tie.  I think over the last 4 years there has been 3 ties. None of the current Board Members will ever vote on anything to harm the Village, and most important--they would never vote on anything that would harm YOU.

So what does LeBlanc bring to the table?  She will attempt to destroy the Village fiscally. By pushing her agenda and taking actions that cost the Village a ton of money.  You need look no further than Fox Mill to see the truth here. But here is the catch--YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET.

If you want to disband the Village, do it the cheap way--Vote to dissolve. To try to do it the LeBlanc way is just stupid.

MORE CRAP FROM LEBLANC

ELECTION DAY IS TOMORROW!!!! And what better way to dive into that election than with Kristen's latest reason why Campton Hills residents would be insane to vote for her.  As copied from Kristen's own website:

        WHAT HAS SMITH COST THE TAX PAYER?  (April 3, 2011)

        Smith vs. Countryside Fire and Rescue District

        It’s not an official court filing, but I can only estimate what legal cost the taxpayer have paid (your village and your fire district).  From the months of legal games,  I would estimate over             $100,000 of tax payer money has been WASTED.  Just think of the equipment or services this money could have provided.

        When I look at what has transpired.  It’s unfortunate that the village residents had Smith representing them.  Nobody has won and everyone has lost.  Not only the money wasted, but the             time lost.  This precious time needed to finish our new station, so April 1st we can have our lifesaving services up and running.

Just a few thoughts about this latest gem from the Dildo Queen of Fox Mill:

-- Kristen's protests over the expense of the "months of legal games" would be funny if they weren't so infuriating.  Ask anyone who is paying for Kristen's iron fist treatment in Fox Mill.  Let's see-- She has spent $70,000 of HOA funds to illegally remove an elected board member who dared to speak against her. She has committed $200,000 of HOA funds to fighting a $90,000 legal fee.  She has spent unknown sums of HOA funds making a campaign issue of an illegally rented farmhouse on Fox Mill property.  The list goes on and on-- but this is only a blog.  It is not a novel.  Yet.

--  Did anyone catch the Classic Kristenism in the last sentence of Kristen's preaching?  "This precious time is needed to finish our new station, so April 1st we can have our lifesaving services up and running."  In the parlance of Kristen's other website: 
           
            HUH???? 
            WHAT?????    

Uh-- April 1st was a few days ago, Kristen.  We think you meant to say May 1st, which is when the new fire district (which we still think is a bad idea) needs to be up and running.   We think maybe you should spend some of those "A-typical legal fees" you snuck into Fox Mill's budget this year to legally pursue whomever it is that has been giving you your reading lessons.  It seems that you still have not figured out how to comprehend a deadline.

Finally, in the true spirit of a Lebalancism (We own the rights to this word), Kristin is complaining about someone getting caught breaking the law. (Sure sounds familiar) Think about it folks--The Fire District failed to get a permit not only in Campton Hills, but also in South Elgin.  Kristin not only is OK with this, she is upset with the Village for enforcing the law---for making sure the building is safe. One of the primary reasons of getting a permit is to allow for inspections. Why are inspections important?  There is this well known concept known as "Public Safety". (This is a foreign concept to LeBlanc.) Under LeBlanc's rule, people can just build whatever they want without regard to rules or safety. Everyone already knows of LeBlanc's opposition to those damn pesky forms. LeBlanc figures if she is too dumb to fill out forms, other must be as well.  I have faith in the residents, and I think LeBlanc is in her own class of "dumb".

Be sure to vote tomorrow.  But remember:  AT A BARE MINIMUM, ELECTED OFFICIALS SHOULD KNOW HOW TO READ, AND THEY SHOULD NOT  SUPPORT OR CONDONE  ILLEGAL ACTIVITY!!!!!!

oops, we messed up.

Yesterday we posted what it is like to attend a LeBlanc public meeting.  This morning we received an email from a Fox Mill resident requesting that we fix a glaring mistake. We are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, so here is the corrected version of the transcript of a LeBlanc HOA meeting:


Q -Resident-  Ms. LeBlanc, can you tell us how much the HOA has spent on Legal expenses to date?


A-LeBlanc--I don't know, I will have to get back to you on that.


Q-Resident- Ms. Leblanc, why are you not allowing a fellow elected Board Member to review all the documents for the HOA?


A-LeBlanc--That is none of your business. I Make the rules.  Next question!


Q-Resident- Last month I asked you to show us the contract for landscaping and you told me you would bring it to the meeting today.  Can I see it now?


A-LeBlanc--We are out of time.  Meeting adjourned!

Q-Resident- But Kristin, you promised to produce the contract today.

A. LeBlanc--That's it mister!  You are disruptive and threatening. John, call the police immediately! I will not tolerate this line of questioning. 



There you have it folks, a true representation of a LeBlanc public meeting.  Thank you Ms. Fox Mill resident for correcting us here. We forgot that LeBlanc has called the police on the residents of Fox Mill at most of her HOA meetings. Ironic that she wants to destroy the Village and get rid of the police force. If LeBlanc's meetings would have occurred before the Village was formed, she would still be waiting for the Kane County Sheriff! LOL

OMG-- Leblanc promises to hold a town hall meeting!!!

STOP THE PRESSES VILLAGE OF CAMPTON HILLS.  STOP THE PRESSES....

KRISTIN LEBLANC PROMISES TO HOLD A TOWN HALL MEETING WITHING 30 DAYS OF HER ELECTION

A TOWN HALL MEETING?  WILL THE WONDERS NEVER CEASE

OMG. A Town Hall meeting!  In her 1st month in office!!!!! Is this even possible?


For those of you who have never attended a Q&A with Kristin LeBlanc (She has one every month as the Queen of the Fox Mill HOA), let me give you an example of how she works:


Q -Resident-  Ms. LeBlanc, can you tell us how much the HOA has spent on Legal expenses to date?


A-LeBlanc--I don't know, I will have to get back to you on that.


Q-Resident- Ms. Leblanc, why are you not allowing a fellow elected Board Member to review all the documents for the HOA?


A-LeBlanc--That is none of your business. I Make the rules.  Next question!


Q-Resident- Last month I asked you to show us the contract for landscaping and you told me you would bring it to the meeting today.  Can I see it now?


A-LeBlanc--We are out of time.  Meeting adjourned!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


LeBlanc promising to hold a Town Hall meeting for public Q&A is like the Ku Klux Klan promising to hold a bonfire.  NO THANK YOU.

Oh, one more thing Ms. LeBlanc.  If you ever bothered attending a Village meeting you would know that the Village sets time aside at each meeting for public Q&A.  You are still an idiot! Keep up the good work.

Leblanc promised videos, and we deliver!

Thank you Fox Mill resident for a damn funny video.

WELCOME HOME---To the Hell we call Fox Mill!

Kristin LeBlanc is at it again.  She has no vision for the Village of Campton Hills, other than its destruction, and it is very apparent that she and her compadres at opposecampton are really really dumb. Leblanc's opposecampton site continues to preach that the Village is going to run out of its "free money" from the State of Illinois. Free?  Really Kristin? So what you are saying is that there is some schmuck out there, somewhere, that is giving money to the State of Illinois for the benefit of the Village of Campton Hills, to pay for your free services. Maybe you are suggesting that the State is printing money just for us Villagers. I would love an explanation on how my tax money returned to me is "free".

Civic lesson #2 for  Leblanc and her Bozo friends.  That "Free Money" from the State of Illinois is not free, IT IS YOUR TAX MONEY.  Nothing in life is free (unless you are a developer and Kristin gets elected).

Before the Village was formed, who do you think paid for the Sheriff to patrol our neighbors once a week and respond to our calls within 3 or 4 hours (Yes, it took over 3 hours for the Sheriff to respond to a call once)? Who paid for the all the services (or lack thereof) we received from the County? WE ALL DID WITH OUR TAXES.

So now the State says it may not collect local taxes any longer.  OK, what is the big deal? If the State doesn't collect the taxes, then the Village can step in and do it themselves. What does it matter whether you pay your tax dollars to the State who gives it to the Village, or just pay it to the Village directly? Do you really think if we dissolve the Village that our services will suddenly become free?  Surely you are not that stupid?  Or are you? Oh, and LeBlanc raised the Taxes in Fox Mill to the highest in the entire State of Illinois.  If she is elected Village President, then we should expect her to raise the village taxes as well. History always repeats itself.

Q and A with Kristin LeBlanc --the missing tape

G. Gordon Liddy--A true Patriot

The March 30, 2011 issue of The Examiner includes a one-on-one Q & A with VOCH President Patsy Smith.  Kristen was asked to participate in the Q & A, but, in the interests of campaign transparency, Kristen opted to remain silent.  Besides, Kristen doesn't like The Examiner-- she thinks that the people there don't like her.  Kristin much prefers the journalistic integrity of the Kane County Chronicle, which has always been more critical of VOCH and has openly endorsed.... Patsy Smith.  Whoops.  Okay.  That paper is also crap. 

Anyway, we dug really deep this time, hired G. Gorden Liddy and found the 18 minutes of the missing tape, and  decided to post them here for you.   We know that LeBlanc will not mind, because we know that Kristen is very busy running her vibrator business and ruining Fox Mill:
  


*********************
  
EXAMINER:  Explain your motivation for seeking office and any qualifications you possess that would assist in fulfillment of the duties of office.
    KRISTEN:  My developer friends told me to run so that I could ruin the Village, the same way I ruined Fox Mill.  I also like videotaping things.  And I sell sex toys.  If I can get my developer friends to build me a cheap building, I can stop selling my wares from my garage, and I can expand to peep shows.  There is a lot of money in that don't you know.

    EXAMINER:  Do you believe the Village should continue with the rule-stickler approach to adopted codes, or should a different approach be taken to more quickly resolve potential issues?
    KRISTEN:  Rules, schmules..... I don't have much use for rules, as long as I am ruling. Isn't Stickler the cute guy in the American Pie movies?  I am confused.  Can you ask me another question?

    EXAMINER:  Please briefly describe two or three grant programs you feel the village should be pursuing and how those grants would positively impact the average Campton Hills resident.
    KRISTEN:   Growing up I always liked Cary Grant movies, so I see your point. Wait a minute, you mean grant as in some free money. Let me think..... my kids like to swim, so I think we should get some money for that.  But grant applications have lots of paperwork, right?  I don't really like paperwork and I am not very good at it.  So I will just stick to swimming grants--Final Answer.  Did I win?

    EXAMINER:  Describe what you would consider an ideal development pattern to be over (the next 40 years).  If your vision includes additional commercial components, please identify preferred locations.
    KRISTEN:   Why would I need a development plan?  Didn't you read my first response?  I am running to ruin the Village.  But, if I were to come up with something I would say I would stick around long enough to make sure all my developer buddies get the OK to build as much residential and commercial developments as humanly possible, at no cost to them. That Bitch Patsy implemented these ridiculous developer impact fees to force  my developer friends to pay for the damage and costs of development.  That is just stupid. All of the tax payers need to share the pain equally. If you make the developers pay you are taking away from their profit, which means I won't get as much campaign donations.

So long beautiful beaches--I have to go back and deal with the Campton idiots

We can't even take a simple vacation without Leblanc and her mentally challenged friends that run her web site at opposecampton making more and more stupid statements. As I am stuck at the airport and killing time, I had the misfortune of wasting 5 minutes of my life looking at Leblanc's multiple web sites. Leblanc's 97 reasons make me laugh, while her opposecampton site actually makes me feel sad----- sad for Leblanc's parents.

I am sad that Kristin's folks probably wasted a ton of money on Kristin's schooling, and really got nothing in return. Despite my civic lesson from last week, Leblanc still does not understand anything about taxes.  I will try to give a little lesson when I get back.

So while I sit on my plane eating peanuts, I will write a few blogs on all things LeBlanc and post them tomorrow and Sunday when we return from the beaches.  See you soon!

Hello from the Caribbean

This is a dildo Free Beach

While we enjoy our Spring Break, we have confirmed that LeBlanc is still irrelevant, ignorant and incompressible. Between our Mai Tais we made the mistake of looking at LeBlanc's "97 reasons". They don't make any better sense inebriated than sober. Apparently Smith has some type of favorite when it comes to rules, or something like that.  Please wake me up when Leblanc has anything relevant to say---oh, and some facts would be nice too.

Civic lesson for Leblanc and her ridulous web site

Leblanc and her  cronies at opposecampton are dumbasses. We know, we know, we are using "foul language", but we feel we need to express ourselves in a manner that everyone will understand. There is no other word which connotes the level of combined ignorance, arrogance and deception.  This whole notion about "TAXES" in the Village of Campton Hills that Leblanc is spewing has us really scratching our heads. Is Leblanc really this dumb?  We report, you decide.

We will speak in very general terms (high school level) and stay away from big words so Leblanc and opposecampton can follow along.  We apologize to all the regular folks for keeping things so basic.

1. The costs to run the Village are pretty much set. Whether a police officer is employed by the Village, the County, or the State, the salaries are pretty consistent. The types of services the Village provides are similar to, or the same as, the County did before the Village. The advantage to having a Village is better local control of how the money is spent--but regardless, the money is going to be spent.  So in simple terms, if it costs $10 a day for the Village to provide municipal services, it is likely to cost the County about the same. So who pays for these municipal services?  WE ALL DO through the payment of taxes.

2. Who taxes us? This is a simple question which leads to an obvious simpler question.  First, the answer is the Federal and State Government tax us all, and most other municipal entities can tax us as well. We pay Federal taxes, State taxes and County Taxes. We currently do not pay any Village taxes. So here is the real simple question: Does it really make any difference who taxes us?  The answer is pretty simply no. Your federal tax dollars find their way back to the Village by grants, loans and other forms of reimbursement. Most of the Roads in the Village and County are paid for by Federal Tax dollars.  Likewise, the State trickles down money to the local level as well.  For the Village of Campton Hills, much of its income comes from the taxes the State of Illinois collects on the Village's behalf, as well as the County. Here is the point: If you pay $10 a day for local services, it does not really matter whether you pay the Feds, the State, or the Village. So if the State used to collect your $10 but decides it does not want to do it any longer, then why does it really matter if the Village does it now?  It is merely a reallocation of tax.  $10 is $10, right?

Leblunk and her friends need some schoolin'

So why are we posting this simple truism about taxes?  Because LeBlanc's anti-Village web site is still claiming that the Village is going to tax the crap out of us all. Even though the financial records show a good financial surplus for the Village, LeBlanc claims they are lying--mind you, she offers no evidence of this, just the same baseless, dumb accusations.  But this whole taxing B.S. really has us wondering whether LeBlanc would bring the same type of expertise to the Village's financials as she did to her application to run for Village President (FAIL) or to Fox Mill's Budget (FAIL).  She really has no idea how anything works.

Finally, we are still waiting for SOMEONE to provide us with a single qualification that Leblanc possess that qualifies her to be Village President. Just one---PLEASE someone help us out here.

KCC endorses Smith

The Kane County Chronicle endorses Patsy Smith for Village President. (click here for article) . Whoop-de-doo!  That cannot compare to Leblanc's endorsement by opposecampton and B&B.

On a side note, we still endorse no one, and we still oppose Leblanc.  As the editor for the KCC notes, Leblanc has no experience and could not even fill out simple paperwork. (He must have read our blog)

All is right in the world.

Are you people at opposecampton really that dumb?

Today you claim a Village Fire Department will cost every resident $2000.  REALLY???  Where did you get this number? Campton Hills has a population of just over 11,000.  So a Campton Hills Fire Department will cost us $22 million a year?  WOW.  THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY.

Oh wait, the current Fire District already gets $2.2 million of our tax money, which of course would now come to the Village to provide the fire protection services.

Leblanc's opposecampton friends are crazy

So let's see if we got this straight. Last year the Fire District got $2.2 million in tax money and contracted with St Charles to give us Fire protection.  This year the appointed idiots of the Fire District decide they want to make a little profit and open their own shop.  They have $2.2 million to set it up, and claim they will save us a lot of money. Next year if the Village decides to create its own Fire Department the price will increase by exactly 10x .... oh, and I forgot, we can blame Patsy for that.  OK, now I am all clear on your fuzzy math. Please put down the crack pipe and step away from the keyboard.

THE SKY IS FALLING IN CAMPTON HILLS

Leblanc and her pals at Opposecampton.com

Leblanc and her pals at oppose campton.com have been SCREAMING that the Village is on the brink of a fiscal disaster. In today's newspaper (March 23rd Examiner) they report that the Village is in great financial shape. The Village has over $500K in the bank and should have $900K if the State did not get behind on their payments.

How many times have we said it here--LEBLANC AND HER FRIENDS ARE FULL OF SHIT! They have been touting their scare tactics for 5 years now---TAXES ARE GOING UP or WE ARE BROKE.  Lying is Leblanc's best qualification for public service.

If there was ever any doubt...

I was picking up the kids today from school and had to drive through Fox Mill. I noticed a few "LEBLANC" signs in some yards and then it really hit me.  Every single B&B family member, employee, appointee and known B&B comrade in Fox Mill has a Leblanc sign in their yard.

So there is no question that LeBlanc is B&B's choice. Now you have to ask yourself this simple question:

Do you want to elect a candidate with no credentials and no vision to run your Village who is so clearly supported by Developers---the same Developers who have been behind all the attacks of the Village, and have no other interests other than to profit by their developments?

If you want to elect a developer to run our Village then Leblanc is your gal!

Another Kristin LeBlanc public indictment in Today's Paper

MORE CRAZINESS BY FOX MILL HOMEOWNERS ASSC.

The above is the Headline on the front page of the March 23, 2011 Examiner of Campton Hills. Thanks Kristin for continuing to make Fox Mill your own private joke! A couple of interesting facts in the piece, some of which have already been posted here. First, the Village has done everything humanly possible to make it so easy to get this matter resolved. We know that LeBlanc is not bright enough to get paperwork filed on time--that is her track record.  But for crying out loud, is there not a single member of the Fox Mill HOA board that can fill out the 2 pieces of paper to get the damn farmhouse in compliance with the law?????? The only Board member that appears to be trying to do the right thing is Gina Fischetti.  The article reiterates what we have been saying for a while now and which is public record---

"Due to a judicial retirement and federal appointment, Fischetti's reinstatement lawsuit enjoyed the unusual distinction of having three separate judges conclude the removal to be illegal and several months of delay."

According to the article, Fischetti is the only Board  Member who took the time out of her schedule to attend the last Village meeting. But let's get back on point....

Kristin Leblanc is spending other people's money (using HOA dues) and wasting Tax Payer's money taking an asinine stance for political purposes. The stupidity has already begun, with Leblanc's supporters claiming that Patsy is trying to throw people out of their homes. Utter nonsense! The article makes it clear that the trustees will vote to approve the zoning change if the home passes inspection. The Village was established in part to protect the residents. If you are going to use your commercial property as a  rental home, doesn't it make sense that the property be inspected to make sure it is safe? If the house is not safe, and it causes injury to the family residing in the house, you not only have a tragedy for the family, you have liability for the members of Fox Mill. DUMB DUMB DUMB

Now let's tie this all together.  Yesterday the Daily Herald had an article that exposed the same type of arrogance coming from the new fire district. Apparently the new district feels it is above the law and decided to start construction on not 1, but 2 firehouses without any Village (Campton Hills and South Elgin) approval, and possibly not even approval from the County. So it looks like Leblanc and Gafney went to the same school of arrogance!  No wonder they support each other.

Kristin Leblanc is a suburban terrorist. She is hell bent on destroying the suburban lifestyle we have all come to enjoy, and replace it with unfettered development for her friends without any concern for public safety or the law.  We can expect unsafe buildings put up without permits as well as adult themed establishments popping up all around us.  THIS IS HER RECORD! This is our worst nightmare!

The Political IQ of Campton Hills' Kristin Leblanc

The Vote was unanimous! Kristin Leblanc is the winner!

Kristin Leblanc is a cheerleader for the new fire district in Campton Hills. She has literally run Fox Mill into the sewer. This once promising development now has the highest dues of any Common Interest Community as far as the eye can see, and in return the residents get a trailer park-like atmosphere. Lights don't work, weeds everywhere, dangerous ponds, etc, etc, etc. Thanks for nothing Kristin!

But the fire district is in a class by itself. Read this article from the Daily Herald. If you live in this area our prayers go out to you, because by the time all things are said and done, people are likely going to die due to this clusterfuck of a fire district.  LeBlanc loves the idea of the fire district--and why not? Did you know that a Fire District is one of the few municipal entities that can be run as a "for profit" enterprise? As we said several times before ~~~  FOLLOW THE MONEY, and you can be enlightened beyond your wildest dreams.

LeBlanc has a history of supporting or participating in the waste of, or wrongful taking of other people's money. She has already spent several hundred thousand dollars in legal fees last year of Fox Mill's money, and has promised (via a new budget) to spend up to $250K more this year.....  AND FOR WHAT?  To wrongfully remove an elected member of the Fox Mill Board of Directors! So it is no wonder that she supports this new fire district.

ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THIS MORON IN THE CAMPTON HILLS ELECTION  GETS AN HONORARY MEMBERSHIP IN THE ANTI-MENSA CLUB, WHERE KRISTIN SERVES AS QUEEN.

What is LeBlanc's position on the the new fire station?

It appears there is a civil war between the two anti village sites that support Leblanc. OpposeCampton has been around a few years and they are very vocal against the new fire district. On the other side of the VERY LARGE coin you have the new Creviston site which supports the new Fire District.

Both of these anti Village sites love the anti Village candidate Kristin LeBlanc. But what does Kristin think? She won't say, but we know the truth--She sides with her fake friend Creviston and supports the Fire District. Leblanc is all buddy buddy with Mr. Gafney. Mr Gafney is all buddy buddy with the B&B people.  See the connection folks?

So opposecampton, do you have the cajones to call Leblanc out on this? TICK TOCK

New LeBlanc Campaign Poster

LEBLANC'S NEW CAMPAIGN POSTER

WE HAVE HEARD THERE IS GOING TO BE A MAJOR BREAKING STORY ABOUT LEBLANC PUBLISHED BY A LOCAL PAPER BEFORE THE ELECTION. WE CAN'T CONFIRM ANYTHING YET BUT OUR SOURCES CLAIM IT WILL BE SHOCKING. AS SOON AS WE KNOW WE WILL LET YOU KNOW.

You gotta laugh at this one....

Thanks for the submission "Betty".  Please keep them coming, cause we love to laugh.

Leblanc Campaign sign spotted

JUST SAY "NO" TO DILDOS AND LEBLANC

This is NOT our idea of Family Fun!

Answers to your questions

Our blog has been up for over a month now, and the response has been amazing. From time to time we get questions, and we do our best to answer them. Last night we received an email question from a resident of Campton Hills asking us whether it is our joke, or whether it is true that LeBlanc peddles personal pleasure devices.

Well, VCMOM377, it is the truth. Here is how we know. Every year, Fox Mill has a community Garage Sale. We have heard from 3 separate residents of Fox Mill that LeBlanc had her dildos for sale at the garage sale, but at least had the decency to keep them covered with a blanket. One resident described the situation like a drug sale you would see on a TV show. She was invited to come over to the table, the blanket was lifted slightly up, and LeBlanc whispered "so, what do you think?"  We could not believe it, then late last year we had the coup de grâce for this topic occur to our surprise, when several of us attended a charity fund raiser in Fox Mill for Breast Cancer, aptly entitled "Boobs for Beer".  There was a silent auction for many items, one of which was a basket of Dildos, provided by Kristin. (We are about 90% sure that LeBlanc was at the fund raiser as well). We saw the basket with our own eyes. Finally, we verified her position with Passion Parties with a simple Internet search, which we posted last month.

Leblanc's Business model?

So why is this relevant? Who really cares that Kristin LeBlanc sells dildos? We really don't care what Kristin does for a living, but this is just too funny to pass up. Moreover, why does Leblanc refuse to acknowledge her profession in her biographies?  Is she really that embarrassed about what she peddles? Seriously however, what we do not want to see in our Village is a relaxation of the standards adopted by the Village for new businesses. Kristin and her supporters over at opposecampton have been very vocal about eliminating any restrictions for new businesses.  Why?  Well, we suspect that LeBlanc may wish to open a sex toy shop, peep show or other adult themed store in our Village.  Remember, Kristin moved into the area 7 months after the Village was formed (she lied about that already), and it is certainly reasonable to think she would want to expand her home based business. We reject Leblanc's agenda because we do not want our children subject to that kind of kinky smut, and we are VERY concerned about the type of person such a business would attract to our neighborhoods.We also reject Leblanc because she has absolutely ruined Fox Mill, with a record of deception, secrecy, illegal activity and personal vendettas, costing the Fox Mill community hundreds of thousands of dollars. Talk to anyone in Fox Mill for more info on this disaster.

We will continue to have fun at Kristin's expense, because we believe Kristin Leblanc and her agenda are dangerous. Remember though, there is much truth in humor!

Thanks for the question.

Another International incident with a Leblanc link

Please Kristin, stop sending your junk through the mail.

Kristin's donation rejected by Japanese relief effort

WHAT WAS LEBLANC THINKING?

Kristin Leblanc made an impromptu donation to the Japanese relief effort in order to garner more support for her failed bid to rule the Village of Campton Hills with her Iron Fist. The Japanese Prime Minister, seen in the photo above, was speechless, saying, "this woman could not figure out how to get her paperwork in on time to even run for a simple local election, she really scares me".

Is LeBlanc engaged in animal cruelty?

Fido delivers Leblanc party favor to voters

Come on Kristin, if it is not bad enough that you sell you personal pleasure devices at our community garage sales, now you have enlisted the help of man's best friend to spread your smutty propaganda? I sure hope this is photo-shopped, otherwise, that is just cruel!

LeBlanc Supporters Fail to garner support

Leblanc Supporter Jonathan Kurcia tries to rally the troops

Leblanc was dealt a crippling blow to her campaign when 4 of her supporters enrolled in Alcohol Anonymous this week on a pledge on sobriety. When asked what effect losing 25% of her supporters would have on her campaign, Kristin merely nodded and mumbled "speed trap bad". Asked for clarification, her support staff was unable to provide any clarity under penalty of punishment from their dominatrix.

LEBLANC LIES EXPOSED

Thanks to our blog, the liar known as Kristin Lelbanc has been exposed News Article exposing Leblanc's lies). Caught lying to the whole community when LeBlanc claimed she moved into unincorporated St Charles only to have it ripped away from her, Kristin has decided to follow the Bill Clinton approach to lying..."I did not know I moved into a Village".

Did Leblanc take Dumbass 101 while attending Vibrator U?

Hey dumbass, if you can't fill out simple nominating paperwork and you have no clue where you live, don't you think you lack the necessary skill set to run a Village?

Keep checking back as we continue to expose the B.S. of Leblanc!

Is LeBlanc helping others violate Illinois Penile Code?

A story in Today's Chicago Sun Times (Click here to read story) tells the disturbing tale of a woman who uses Sex Toys as a weapon. The story reads...

The woman accused of attacking a north suburban Gurnee police officer with a sex toy pleaded guilty to charges against her after her trial started and has been sentenced.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was on trial for the Class 4 felony aggravated DUI, according to Lake County Assistant State’s Attorney Scott Turk, adding she changed her mind about going through with the trial after the first witness was called. Bildsten was charged with the aggravated DUI on Sept. 15, 2010.

She was also charged with misdemeanor counts of theft and aggravated battery for running out on a restaurant tab and then striking the police officer with a sex toy last November. Bildsten pleaded guilty Monday to the felony aggravated DUI charge and to the theft charge, Turk said Wednesday. Bildsten was sentenced to 30 months of probation and six months of periodic imprisonment.

Her time in jail is considered served for the amount of time she has already in been in custody at Lake County Jail, Turk said. The state dropped the assault charge in exchange for Bildsten’s guilty plea. Bildsten is required to perform 200 hours of community service and complete alcohol abuse treatment. She is not allowed to consume alcohol and is subject to random testing while she remains on probation, Turk said.

Bildsten ran out on a restaurant tab at Joe’s Crab Shack, 5626 Northridge Drive, Gurnee, according to Gurnee police. An officer found Bildsten lying in the grass near Six Flags Great America and drove her home, where she said she had money to cover her bill at her home. Rather than retrieving money from her night stand drawer where she said the money was, Bildsten attacked the officer with what police called “a clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device.”

We wonder whether Ms. Bildsten is one of Kristin's customers. Based upon their mutual disdain for the men in blue, we think there is a real possibility. We also have a burning question which needs an answer: Kristin LeBlanc tells friends that she has a license to carry a concealed weapon. We have to wonder  whether Kristin carries one of the clear, rigid pleasure devices like Ms. Bildsten or a smaller, battery operated model. Either way, we are scared.

KRISTIN LEBLANC IS A BALD FACED LIAR!

Really Kristin, did you really think the public would not check?

Kristin submitted a BIO to the Kane County Chronicle.  http://ssm.kcchronicle.com/election/politicians.php?id=399

According to Public records, Kristin moved into the Village of Campton Hills (Fox Mill) on February 15, 2008. http://www.kanecountyrecorder.net/lrs/Source/Results.aspx#  (look up document 2008K012443)

The Village was incorporated on April 27, 2007. http://www.villageofcamptonhills.org/about%20ch.htm

Here is what LeBlanc has to say in her Bio:

I moved to unincorporated “St. Charles”, to find it hostilely changed to the Village of Campton Hills.  The Campton Hills residents deserve at least what they originally voted for: a rural village. Not bureaucracy; not militant zoning; and not government to benefit a select few. We incorporated with the promise of no new taxes and it appears we’ve gone way off track. Broken promises is what we ultimately ended up with. We now have an HR manager, and are talking about a parks and fire station, but we have no money. In fact, we still don’t have a budget, reserve study or long term financial plan in Campton Hills. I believe I’ve done a tremendous job cleaning up the mess in Fox Mill, and I think I can restore the lifestyle of Campton Hills residents much the same way – by representing the silent majority.

Hey dumbass--last time we checked a calendar, your move in date of Feb 2008 was about 7 months after the Village was created.  You didn't move into unincorporated St Charles, you moved into the Village of Campton Hills. Have you no shame at all?

Oh, and you "cleaned up" the mess in Fox Mill just as Hitler "cleaned up" the mess in Poland.  Nice try again, but you have the credibility of a fat ass weasel.

RESIDENTS OF CAMPTON HILLS: DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!

Fox Mill's monthly board meeting was held at 7:30 p.m. last week, and Fox Mill's power-hungry Passion Princess was at her transparent finest.  Amidst numerous allegations of mismanagement of funds and skyrocketing legal costs facing the Fox Mill community, Kristin and her buzzy cohorts responded to residents' concerns with a hard-hitting, hour long presentation on.... flowers.  At 8:30, they began the meeting.  Back on the board after the Judge ruled she had been illegally removed by Kristin, Gina Fischetti asked the Board to address some of the communities concerns regarding finances, legal, etc.  Kirsten said no.  She had a full meeting scheduled, and she had no intention of addressing the roomful of residents who had stayed beyond the "critical" flower talk.  When a resident stood up and told Kristen what he thought of her, um... lack of transparency, Kristin ordered that the police be called.  Campton Hill's finest (whose jobs Kirsten is looking to eliminate) responded quickly.  The frustrated resident left without incident.

With the residents' properly silenced, Kristen announced (around 8:50 p.m.) that the Board was going into "executive session" and the meeting would resume when they were done hiding.  Another resident pointed out that an executive session at the END of the meeting might be better, as there was a room full of people who had taken the time to attend the meeting and who had issues they wanted to address with Kristin's honest and responsive Board.  Kristen said no; there were four items they wanted to discuss in secret..... And with that, Kristen and her band retired to the basement.

A roomful of residents remained upstairs..... waiting....  Around 10:00, the crowd started thinning out a bit.  Around 10:15, it thinned out some more.....A little after 10:30 or so, having realized that they could not all fit through the escape windows in the basement of the community center, Kristen and a few of the Board members trickled slowly back into the room.  Not surprisingly, they had no news to report as to why they had been hiding in the basement for nearly 2 hours.  After a kind of sketchy announcement about the upcoming Fox Mill HOA elections, it FINALLY was time for the few remaining residents to voice their concerns.  Kristen said that the meeting had been long, however, and it was late, so she wanted to limit how much time the residents should have to speak.  She instructed Laura (from Caruso Management) to allow one question per homeowner and to allow only 2 minutes for the question and the response.

After more than 3 hours of waiting, concerned residents asked Kristen about the issues that mattered most to them (and not one question involved flowers).   Questions poured out regarding whether Kristin was going to continue the Board's efforts to remove Gina Fischetti, how much the HOA had spent to date on legal and on counselor, Brian Fornek, why the HOA Board was spending HOA money to fight the Village regarding an illegally rented farmhouse, whether it was true that Kristen did not allow full access of documents to board members, etc.  

How did our Vibrating Model of Transparency do?  One resident best summed it up when, after getting the run around on his question, he proclaimed that the Board was "all a bunch of Bozos".   In the end, no answers were forthcoming, and a weary and frustrated group of homeowners left the meeting shaking their heads.....

Please don't inflict this kind of leadership on Campton Hills.