Hello from the Caribbean

This is a dildo Free Beach

While we enjoy our Spring Break, we have confirmed that LeBlanc is still irrelevant, ignorant and incompressible. Between our Mai Tais we made the mistake of looking at LeBlanc's "97 reasons". They don't make any better sense inebriated than sober. Apparently Smith has some type of favorite when it comes to rules, or something like that.  Please wake me up when Leblanc has anything relevant to say---oh, and some facts would be nice too.

Civic lesson for Leblanc and her ridulous web site

Leblanc and her  cronies at opposecampton are dumbasses. We know, we know, we are using "foul language", but we feel we need to express ourselves in a manner that everyone will understand. There is no other word which connotes the level of combined ignorance, arrogance and deception.  This whole notion about "TAXES" in the Village of Campton Hills that Leblanc is spewing has us really scratching our heads. Is Leblanc really this dumb?  We report, you decide.

We will speak in very general terms (high school level) and stay away from big words so Leblanc and opposecampton can follow along.  We apologize to all the regular folks for keeping things so basic.

1. The costs to run the Village are pretty much set. Whether a police officer is employed by the Village, the County, or the State, the salaries are pretty consistent. The types of services the Village provides are similar to, or the same as, the County did before the Village. The advantage to having a Village is better local control of how the money is spent--but regardless, the money is going to be spent.  So in simple terms, if it costs $10 a day for the Village to provide municipal services, it is likely to cost the County about the same. So who pays for these municipal services?  WE ALL DO through the payment of taxes.

2. Who taxes us? This is a simple question which leads to an obvious simpler question.  First, the answer is the Federal and State Government tax us all, and most other municipal entities can tax us as well. We pay Federal taxes, State taxes and County Taxes. We currently do not pay any Village taxes. So here is the real simple question: Does it really make any difference who taxes us?  The answer is pretty simply no. Your federal tax dollars find their way back to the Village by grants, loans and other forms of reimbursement. Most of the Roads in the Village and County are paid for by Federal Tax dollars.  Likewise, the State trickles down money to the local level as well.  For the Village of Campton Hills, much of its income comes from the taxes the State of Illinois collects on the Village's behalf, as well as the County. Here is the point: If you pay $10 a day for local services, it does not really matter whether you pay the Feds, the State, or the Village. So if the State used to collect your $10 but decides it does not want to do it any longer, then why does it really matter if the Village does it now?  It is merely a reallocation of tax.  $10 is $10, right?

Leblunk and her friends need some schoolin'

So why are we posting this simple truism about taxes?  Because LeBlanc's anti-Village web site is still claiming that the Village is going to tax the crap out of us all. Even though the financial records show a good financial surplus for the Village, LeBlanc claims they are lying--mind you, she offers no evidence of this, just the same baseless, dumb accusations.  But this whole taxing B.S. really has us wondering whether LeBlanc would bring the same type of expertise to the Village's financials as she did to her application to run for Village President (FAIL) or to Fox Mill's Budget (FAIL).  She really has no idea how anything works.

Finally, we are still waiting for SOMEONE to provide us with a single qualification that Leblanc possess that qualifies her to be Village President. Just one---PLEASE someone help us out here.

KCC endorses Smith

The Kane County Chronicle endorses Patsy Smith for Village President. (click here for article) . Whoop-de-doo!  That cannot compare to Leblanc's endorsement by opposecampton and B&B.

On a side note, we still endorse no one, and we still oppose Leblanc.  As the editor for the KCC notes, Leblanc has no experience and could not even fill out simple paperwork. (He must have read our blog)

All is right in the world.

Are you people at opposecampton really that dumb?

Today you claim a Village Fire Department will cost every resident $2000.  REALLY???  Where did you get this number? Campton Hills has a population of just over 11,000.  So a Campton Hills Fire Department will cost us $22 million a year?  WOW.  THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY.

Oh wait, the current Fire District already gets $2.2 million of our tax money, which of course would now come to the Village to provide the fire protection services.

Leblanc's opposecampton friends are crazy

So let's see if we got this straight. Last year the Fire District got $2.2 million in tax money and contracted with St Charles to give us Fire protection.  This year the appointed idiots of the Fire District decide they want to make a little profit and open their own shop.  They have $2.2 million to set it up, and claim they will save us a lot of money. Next year if the Village decides to create its own Fire Department the price will increase by exactly 10x .... oh, and I forgot, we can blame Patsy for that.  OK, now I am all clear on your fuzzy math. Please put down the crack pipe and step away from the keyboard.

THE SKY IS FALLING IN CAMPTON HILLS

Leblanc and her pals at Opposecampton.com

Leblanc and her pals at oppose campton.com have been SCREAMING that the Village is on the brink of a fiscal disaster. In today's newspaper (March 23rd Examiner) they report that the Village is in great financial shape. The Village has over $500K in the bank and should have $900K if the State did not get behind on their payments.

How many times have we said it here--LEBLANC AND HER FRIENDS ARE FULL OF SHIT! They have been touting their scare tactics for 5 years now---TAXES ARE GOING UP or WE ARE BROKE.  Lying is Leblanc's best qualification for public service.

If there was ever any doubt...

I was picking up the kids today from school and had to drive through Fox Mill. I noticed a few "LEBLANC" signs in some yards and then it really hit me.  Every single B&B family member, employee, appointee and known B&B comrade in Fox Mill has a Leblanc sign in their yard.

So there is no question that LeBlanc is B&B's choice. Now you have to ask yourself this simple question:

Do you want to elect a candidate with no credentials and no vision to run your Village who is so clearly supported by Developers---the same Developers who have been behind all the attacks of the Village, and have no other interests other than to profit by their developments?

If you want to elect a developer to run our Village then Leblanc is your gal!

Another Kristin LeBlanc public indictment in Today's Paper

MORE CRAZINESS BY FOX MILL HOMEOWNERS ASSC.

The above is the Headline on the front page of the March 23, 2011 Examiner of Campton Hills. Thanks Kristin for continuing to make Fox Mill your own private joke! A couple of interesting facts in the piece, some of which have already been posted here. First, the Village has done everything humanly possible to make it so easy to get this matter resolved. We know that LeBlanc is not bright enough to get paperwork filed on time--that is her track record.  But for crying out loud, is there not a single member of the Fox Mill HOA board that can fill out the 2 pieces of paper to get the damn farmhouse in compliance with the law?????? The only Board member that appears to be trying to do the right thing is Gina Fischetti.  The article reiterates what we have been saying for a while now and which is public record---

"Due to a judicial retirement and federal appointment, Fischetti's reinstatement lawsuit enjoyed the unusual distinction of having three separate judges conclude the removal to be illegal and several months of delay."

According to the article, Fischetti is the only Board  Member who took the time out of her schedule to attend the last Village meeting. But let's get back on point....

Kristin Leblanc is spending other people's money (using HOA dues) and wasting Tax Payer's money taking an asinine stance for political purposes. The stupidity has already begun, with Leblanc's supporters claiming that Patsy is trying to throw people out of their homes. Utter nonsense! The article makes it clear that the trustees will vote to approve the zoning change if the home passes inspection. The Village was established in part to protect the residents. If you are going to use your commercial property as a  rental home, doesn't it make sense that the property be inspected to make sure it is safe? If the house is not safe, and it causes injury to the family residing in the house, you not only have a tragedy for the family, you have liability for the members of Fox Mill. DUMB DUMB DUMB

Now let's tie this all together.  Yesterday the Daily Herald had an article that exposed the same type of arrogance coming from the new fire district. Apparently the new district feels it is above the law and decided to start construction on not 1, but 2 firehouses without any Village (Campton Hills and South Elgin) approval, and possibly not even approval from the County. So it looks like Leblanc and Gafney went to the same school of arrogance!  No wonder they support each other.

Kristin Leblanc is a suburban terrorist. She is hell bent on destroying the suburban lifestyle we have all come to enjoy, and replace it with unfettered development for her friends without any concern for public safety or the law.  We can expect unsafe buildings put up without permits as well as adult themed establishments popping up all around us.  THIS IS HER RECORD! This is our worst nightmare!

The Political IQ of Campton Hills' Kristin Leblanc

The Vote was unanimous! Kristin Leblanc is the winner!

Kristin Leblanc is a cheerleader for the new fire district in Campton Hills. She has literally run Fox Mill into the sewer. This once promising development now has the highest dues of any Common Interest Community as far as the eye can see, and in return the residents get a trailer park-like atmosphere. Lights don't work, weeds everywhere, dangerous ponds, etc, etc, etc. Thanks for nothing Kristin!

But the fire district is in a class by itself. Read this article from the Daily Herald. If you live in this area our prayers go out to you, because by the time all things are said and done, people are likely going to die due to this clusterfuck of a fire district.  LeBlanc loves the idea of the fire district--and why not? Did you know that a Fire District is one of the few municipal entities that can be run as a "for profit" enterprise? As we said several times before ~~~  FOLLOW THE MONEY, and you can be enlightened beyond your wildest dreams.

LeBlanc has a history of supporting or participating in the waste of, or wrongful taking of other people's money. She has already spent several hundred thousand dollars in legal fees last year of Fox Mill's money, and has promised (via a new budget) to spend up to $250K more this year.....  AND FOR WHAT?  To wrongfully remove an elected member of the Fox Mill Board of Directors! So it is no wonder that she supports this new fire district.

ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THIS MORON IN THE CAMPTON HILLS ELECTION  GETS AN HONORARY MEMBERSHIP IN THE ANTI-MENSA CLUB, WHERE KRISTIN SERVES AS QUEEN.

What is LeBlanc's position on the the new fire station?

It appears there is a civil war between the two anti village sites that support Leblanc. OpposeCampton has been around a few years and they are very vocal against the new fire district. On the other side of the VERY LARGE coin you have the new Creviston site which supports the new Fire District.

Both of these anti Village sites love the anti Village candidate Kristin LeBlanc. But what does Kristin think? She won't say, but we know the truth--She sides with her fake friend Creviston and supports the Fire District. Leblanc is all buddy buddy with Mr. Gafney. Mr Gafney is all buddy buddy with the B&B people.  See the connection folks?

So opposecampton, do you have the cajones to call Leblanc out on this? TICK TOCK

New LeBlanc Campaign Poster

LEBLANC'S NEW CAMPAIGN POSTER

WE HAVE HEARD THERE IS GOING TO BE A MAJOR BREAKING STORY ABOUT LEBLANC PUBLISHED BY A LOCAL PAPER BEFORE THE ELECTION. WE CAN'T CONFIRM ANYTHING YET BUT OUR SOURCES CLAIM IT WILL BE SHOCKING. AS SOON AS WE KNOW WE WILL LET YOU KNOW.

You gotta laugh at this one....

Thanks for the submission "Betty".  Please keep them coming, cause we love to laugh.

Leblanc Campaign sign spotted

JUST SAY "NO" TO DILDOS AND LEBLANC

This is NOT our idea of Family Fun!

Answers to your questions

Our blog has been up for over a month now, and the response has been amazing. From time to time we get questions, and we do our best to answer them. Last night we received an email question from a resident of Campton Hills asking us whether it is our joke, or whether it is true that LeBlanc peddles personal pleasure devices.

Well, VCMOM377, it is the truth. Here is how we know. Every year, Fox Mill has a community Garage Sale. We have heard from 3 separate residents of Fox Mill that LeBlanc had her dildos for sale at the garage sale, but at least had the decency to keep them covered with a blanket. One resident described the situation like a drug sale you would see on a TV show. She was invited to come over to the table, the blanket was lifted slightly up, and LeBlanc whispered "so, what do you think?"  We could not believe it, then late last year we had the coup de grâce for this topic occur to our surprise, when several of us attended a charity fund raiser in Fox Mill for Breast Cancer, aptly entitled "Boobs for Beer".  There was a silent auction for many items, one of which was a basket of Dildos, provided by Kristin. (We are about 90% sure that LeBlanc was at the fund raiser as well). We saw the basket with our own eyes. Finally, we verified her position with Passion Parties with a simple Internet search, which we posted last month.

Leblanc's Business model?

So why is this relevant? Who really cares that Kristin LeBlanc sells dildos? We really don't care what Kristin does for a living, but this is just too funny to pass up. Moreover, why does Leblanc refuse to acknowledge her profession in her biographies?  Is she really that embarrassed about what she peddles? Seriously however, what we do not want to see in our Village is a relaxation of the standards adopted by the Village for new businesses. Kristin and her supporters over at opposecampton have been very vocal about eliminating any restrictions for new businesses.  Why?  Well, we suspect that LeBlanc may wish to open a sex toy shop, peep show or other adult themed store in our Village.  Remember, Kristin moved into the area 7 months after the Village was formed (she lied about that already), and it is certainly reasonable to think she would want to expand her home based business. We reject Leblanc's agenda because we do not want our children subject to that kind of kinky smut, and we are VERY concerned about the type of person such a business would attract to our neighborhoods.We also reject Leblanc because she has absolutely ruined Fox Mill, with a record of deception, secrecy, illegal activity and personal vendettas, costing the Fox Mill community hundreds of thousands of dollars. Talk to anyone in Fox Mill for more info on this disaster.

We will continue to have fun at Kristin's expense, because we believe Kristin Leblanc and her agenda are dangerous. Remember though, there is much truth in humor!

Thanks for the question.

Another International incident with a Leblanc link

Please Kristin, stop sending your junk through the mail.

Kristin's donation rejected by Japanese relief effort

WHAT WAS LEBLANC THINKING?

Kristin Leblanc made an impromptu donation to the Japanese relief effort in order to garner more support for her failed bid to rule the Village of Campton Hills with her Iron Fist. The Japanese Prime Minister, seen in the photo above, was speechless, saying, "this woman could not figure out how to get her paperwork in on time to even run for a simple local election, she really scares me".

Is LeBlanc engaged in animal cruelty?

Fido delivers Leblanc party favor to voters

Come on Kristin, if it is not bad enough that you sell you personal pleasure devices at our community garage sales, now you have enlisted the help of man's best friend to spread your smutty propaganda? I sure hope this is photo-shopped, otherwise, that is just cruel!

LeBlanc Supporters Fail to garner support

Leblanc Supporter Jonathan Kurcia tries to rally the troops

Leblanc was dealt a crippling blow to her campaign when 4 of her supporters enrolled in Alcohol Anonymous this week on a pledge on sobriety. When asked what effect losing 25% of her supporters would have on her campaign, Kristin merely nodded and mumbled "speed trap bad". Asked for clarification, her support staff was unable to provide any clarity under penalty of punishment from their dominatrix.

LEBLANC LIES EXPOSED

Thanks to our blog, the liar known as Kristin Lelbanc has been exposed News Article exposing Leblanc's lies). Caught lying to the whole community when LeBlanc claimed she moved into unincorporated St Charles only to have it ripped away from her, Kristin has decided to follow the Bill Clinton approach to lying..."I did not know I moved into a Village".

Did Leblanc take Dumbass 101 while attending Vibrator U?

Hey dumbass, if you can't fill out simple nominating paperwork and you have no clue where you live, don't you think you lack the necessary skill set to run a Village?

Keep checking back as we continue to expose the B.S. of Leblanc!

Is LeBlanc helping others violate Illinois Penile Code?

A story in Today's Chicago Sun Times (Click here to read story) tells the disturbing tale of a woman who uses Sex Toys as a weapon. The story reads...

The woman accused of attacking a north suburban Gurnee police officer with a sex toy pleaded guilty to charges against her after her trial started and has been sentenced.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was on trial for the Class 4 felony aggravated DUI, according to Lake County Assistant State’s Attorney Scott Turk, adding she changed her mind about going through with the trial after the first witness was called. Bildsten was charged with the aggravated DUI on Sept. 15, 2010.

She was also charged with misdemeanor counts of theft and aggravated battery for running out on a restaurant tab and then striking the police officer with a sex toy last November. Bildsten pleaded guilty Monday to the felony aggravated DUI charge and to the theft charge, Turk said Wednesday. Bildsten was sentenced to 30 months of probation and six months of periodic imprisonment.

Her time in jail is considered served for the amount of time she has already in been in custody at Lake County Jail, Turk said. The state dropped the assault charge in exchange for Bildsten’s guilty plea. Bildsten is required to perform 200 hours of community service and complete alcohol abuse treatment. She is not allowed to consume alcohol and is subject to random testing while she remains on probation, Turk said.

Bildsten ran out on a restaurant tab at Joe’s Crab Shack, 5626 Northridge Drive, Gurnee, according to Gurnee police. An officer found Bildsten lying in the grass near Six Flags Great America and drove her home, where she said she had money to cover her bill at her home. Rather than retrieving money from her night stand drawer where she said the money was, Bildsten attacked the officer with what police called “a clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device.”

We wonder whether Ms. Bildsten is one of Kristin's customers. Based upon their mutual disdain for the men in blue, we think there is a real possibility. We also have a burning question which needs an answer: Kristin LeBlanc tells friends that she has a license to carry a concealed weapon. We have to wonder  whether Kristin carries one of the clear, rigid pleasure devices like Ms. Bildsten or a smaller, battery operated model. Either way, we are scared.

KRISTIN LEBLANC IS A BALD FACED LIAR!

Really Kristin, did you really think the public would not check?

Kristin submitted a BIO to the Kane County Chronicle.  http://ssm.kcchronicle.com/election/politicians.php?id=399

According to Public records, Kristin moved into the Village of Campton Hills (Fox Mill) on February 15, 2008. http://www.kanecountyrecorder.net/lrs/Source/Results.aspx#  (look up document 2008K012443)

The Village was incorporated on April 27, 2007. http://www.villageofcamptonhills.org/about%20ch.htm

Here is what LeBlanc has to say in her Bio:

I moved to unincorporated “St. Charles”, to find it hostilely changed to the Village of Campton Hills.  The Campton Hills residents deserve at least what they originally voted for: a rural village. Not bureaucracy; not militant zoning; and not government to benefit a select few. We incorporated with the promise of no new taxes and it appears we’ve gone way off track. Broken promises is what we ultimately ended up with. We now have an HR manager, and are talking about a parks and fire station, but we have no money. In fact, we still don’t have a budget, reserve study or long term financial plan in Campton Hills. I believe I’ve done a tremendous job cleaning up the mess in Fox Mill, and I think I can restore the lifestyle of Campton Hills residents much the same way – by representing the silent majority.

Hey dumbass--last time we checked a calendar, your move in date of Feb 2008 was about 7 months after the Village was created.  You didn't move into unincorporated St Charles, you moved into the Village of Campton Hills. Have you no shame at all?

Oh, and you "cleaned up" the mess in Fox Mill just as Hitler "cleaned up" the mess in Poland.  Nice try again, but you have the credibility of a fat ass weasel.

RESIDENTS OF CAMPTON HILLS: DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!

Fox Mill's monthly board meeting was held at 7:30 p.m. last week, and Fox Mill's power-hungry Passion Princess was at her transparent finest.  Amidst numerous allegations of mismanagement of funds and skyrocketing legal costs facing the Fox Mill community, Kristin and her buzzy cohorts responded to residents' concerns with a hard-hitting, hour long presentation on.... flowers.  At 8:30, they began the meeting.  Back on the board after the Judge ruled she had been illegally removed by Kristin, Gina Fischetti asked the Board to address some of the communities concerns regarding finances, legal, etc.  Kirsten said no.  She had a full meeting scheduled, and she had no intention of addressing the roomful of residents who had stayed beyond the "critical" flower talk.  When a resident stood up and told Kristen what he thought of her, um... lack of transparency, Kristin ordered that the police be called.  Campton Hill's finest (whose jobs Kirsten is looking to eliminate) responded quickly.  The frustrated resident left without incident.

With the residents' properly silenced, Kristen announced (around 8:50 p.m.) that the Board was going into "executive session" and the meeting would resume when they were done hiding.  Another resident pointed out that an executive session at the END of the meeting might be better, as there was a room full of people who had taken the time to attend the meeting and who had issues they wanted to address with Kristin's honest and responsive Board.  Kristen said no; there were four items they wanted to discuss in secret..... And with that, Kristen and her band retired to the basement.

A roomful of residents remained upstairs..... waiting....  Around 10:00, the crowd started thinning out a bit.  Around 10:15, it thinned out some more.....A little after 10:30 or so, having realized that they could not all fit through the escape windows in the basement of the community center, Kristen and a few of the Board members trickled slowly back into the room.  Not surprisingly, they had no news to report as to why they had been hiding in the basement for nearly 2 hours.  After a kind of sketchy announcement about the upcoming Fox Mill HOA elections, it FINALLY was time for the few remaining residents to voice their concerns.  Kristen said that the meeting had been long, however, and it was late, so she wanted to limit how much time the residents should have to speak.  She instructed Laura (from Caruso Management) to allow one question per homeowner and to allow only 2 minutes for the question and the response.

After more than 3 hours of waiting, concerned residents asked Kristen about the issues that mattered most to them (and not one question involved flowers).   Questions poured out regarding whether Kristin was going to continue the Board's efforts to remove Gina Fischetti, how much the HOA had spent to date on legal and on counselor, Brian Fornek, why the HOA Board was spending HOA money to fight the Village regarding an illegally rented farmhouse, whether it was true that Kristen did not allow full access of documents to board members, etc.  

How did our Vibrating Model of Transparency do?  One resident best summed it up when, after getting the run around on his question, he proclaimed that the Board was "all a bunch of Bozos".   In the end, no answers were forthcoming, and a weary and frustrated group of homeowners left the meeting shaking their heads.....

Please don't inflict this kind of leadership on Campton Hills.

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL....

We have had over 300 visitors in the last 24 hours. We are so glad the word is getting out.  Thank you for the many kind words regarding our site. Most of our visitors leave with a smile on their face a little more information about the Vibrator Candidate.  Yes we said the "V" word.  Apparently Kristin and her 3 friends really take issue with the content of the blog. They describe us as vulgar and crude.  But what does that really tell you?

Is the form of the message vulgar, or is it the subject matter? How are we vulgar for pointing out that LeBlanc sells dildos? Is the selling of the Dildos  the offensive part, or is exposing the Candidate's chosen profession offensive? Kristin, when you look in the mirror are you offended?

We think it is funny that LeBlanc and her friends are offended and embarresed by her own profession. Frankly, we don't care what Kristin does for a living, just as long as we don't have to deal with her incompetence as leader of our fledgling Village.

So LeBlanc lovers, tell us what this blog has said about LeBlanc which is not true. Do you deny that she raised Fox Mill dues by over 30%? Do you deny she has publicly claimed she wants to disband the Village? Do you deny that she spent in excess of $80,000.00 in legal fees to try to wrongfully remove an elected Board member? Think about that for a moment voters...Do you really want to elect a person who has shown a complete contempt for the democratic process?  Who the hell does she think she is that she can deny the voters in Fox Mill their voice on the HOA board? If you know nothing else about LeBlanc you should know that....and that is more than enough to send LeBlanc away with her tail between her legs.

SOMETIMES, NO WORDS ARE NEEDED

How much is in your wallet?

LEBLANC PROMISES TO RAISE YOUR TAXES IN RETURN FOR NOTHING

KRISTIN LEBLANC has raised the Taxes (Dues) in Fox Mill by over 30%.  What did the residents get for this huge increase? Did we get better services? HELL NO! Did we get needed repair work done? HELL NO!

We got nearly $200,000.00 in legal fees so LeBlanc could try and intimidate a fellow elected Board member into leaving the Board.  As with everything LeBlanc touches, IT FAILED. The Court made sure that LeBlanc's plans of Fox Mill domination finally came to halt.

So what will LeBlanc cost the Village? Besides the souls of every poor sucker who supports her, how about the Village itself. LeBlanc has not been shy about announcing the 1 and only thing on her platform ... to dismantle and destroy the Village all together.  How will she accomplish this task?  The same way she destroyed Fox Mill--BY SPENDING, SPENDING AND MORE SPENDING--and in return you get nothing.  You see, by wasting limited resources, Kristin prevents progress. By spending your money on Kristin's pet projects (like vindictive lawsuits), there is no money left to fix the streets, the parks, etc. Soon, the Village will be broke and Leblanc will be sipping mojitos in the Islands with her developer buddies, laughing at you and the other Village residents who got duped.

IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK.....

The anti-Village people have jumped onto their pulpits and declared that our little blog uses vulgarities that should be offensive to the good honest folks of Campton Hills.  Our response to them is simple:

If you can't stand the heat, THEN WHY DID YOU HAND PICK A VIBRATOR SALESWOMAN TO BE YOUR CANDIDATE FOR THE VILLAGE PRESIDENT???????????

Our little blog uses levity (sometimes peppered with crude humor) to get across its points, but, sadly, ALL of the FACTS that this blog has revealed regarding LeBlanc ARE TRUE.  The fact that Kristen promotes kinky sex toys and dares to pass judgment on the decency of our commentaries is just another example of the hypocrisy that is Kristen Leblanc.

How much could LeBlanc cost you?

The Fox Mill HOA community web site touts Kristin's accomplishments/disasters (www.foxmillmatters.com) and puts a price tag of damages on LeBlanc in excess of $12 million dollars. They even go so far to document the disaster. This is all on a budget which is 50% of the Village's. One can only imagine the damage LeBlanc could do if the keys to the Village were turned over to her.

So if the HOA web site is honest enough to post the truth about what is apparent, it is frightening to imagine what is going on which has not been disclosed (we all know that LeBlanc is allergic to the truth and law). Why do I suddenly feel it would be safer in Japan?

Imagine life under LeBlanc's Iron rule...

If you add 75 lbs and 30 years, the resemblance is uncanny

VOTERS OF CAMPTON HILLS--BEWARE

At last week Fox Mill's HOA's meeting, Das Führer Kristin LeBlanc and her cronies once again affirmed LeBlanc's complete domination of the weak minds of the other Members of Board of Directors--sans one: GINA FISCHETTI.  Gina has been a beacon of hope of all that is good in Campton Hills and Fox Mill. LeBlanc announced that she alone would be privy to all the exciting documents and information in Fox Mill, and ONLY if she says it is OK will other elected Board members get to see the "Fox Mill Secrets". These are facts folks--ask anyone who attended this meeting.  The residents got so pissed that Kristin actually called the police.  Gina has challenged Leblanc in Court and WON EVERY SINGLE TIME! Just the facts folks--and all are verifiable.

Sound familiar?  Remember your History folks--back in the early 1930s a young Austrian named Adolph seized power by limiting information and lying to the voters. Soon he ruled with an Iron Fist.  Do we really want a "leader" with no real skill set, who has announced she wants to destroy the very office she seeks, knowingly violates the law and publicly denounces the fine men and women who wear the badge to serve and protect us? I don't think so.  VOTE NO LEBLANC!

EDITORS CORRECTION:  Since the posting of this entry we have been contacted  by Franz Mueller, Director of Public Relations for the Northern Illinois Chapter of the Aryan Nation.  Mr. Mueller was very upset that we may have suggested an affiliation between Ms. LeBlanc and his movement, and thus besmirched his fellow supremacist. While we utterly detest everything the Aryan Nation stands for, we assured Mr. Mueller that we would not stoop to that level and did not mean to suggest that LeBlanc was in fact affiliated with his movement. We apologize for any confusion.

Thank you again Campton Hills Police...

KRISTIN LEBLANC WANTS YOUR CHILDREN TO DIE.

We know, that is one bold statement we are making...but hear us out. Kristin Leblanc and her lunatic friends at opposecampton LOVE to criticize the Campton Hills Police Department for giving speeding tickets. LeBlanc is well known for her arrogance and ignorance when it comes to all things legal. It is said that Kristin has never met a law she will not break. So it comes as no surprise that she  and her half wits want the Police to stop enforcing the speed limits in the Village. They have spent more time bitching about speeding tickets than anything else.

So we thought we would educate the masses. Everyone loves statistics, especially when they can save lives. Go to http://safety.fhwa.dot.gov/speedmgt/data_facts/#facts and look at these sobering numbers.  Here is a simple excerpt from one of the studies listed:

Speeding is one of the most prevalent factors contributing to traffic crashes. Speeding reduces a driver’s ability to steer safely around curves or objects in the roadway, extends the distance necessary to stop a vehicle, and increases the distance a vehicle travels while a driver reacts to a dangerous situation. Higher crash speeds also reduce the ability of vehicle, restraint system, and roadway hardware such as guardrails, barriers, and impact attenuators to protect vehicle occupants [2-5]. Speeding is a factor in 30 percent of all fatal crashes. About 1,000 fatalities resulted from speeding-related motor vehicle traffic crashes every month.

Speeding is a factor in 30% of all fatal automobile accidents.  LeBlanc does not want to enforce the law, as she would rather let the speeders "do their thing".  Every year new drivers hit the road, feeling invincible and cocky. Every year many of these same teenage drivers are involved in accidents, often as a result of speeding, and tragically resulting in serious injury or death. LeBlanc promotes this with her campaign platform. Shame on you, Kristin!  What kind of person runs for public office on the promise to NOT enforce the laws as well as to destroy the very Municipality that she claims she wants to serve?

LeBlanc speeding results in tragic moose death

Police Officers risk their lives to save lives. Slowing down teenage drivers should be a priority for the Police, and they should not have to defend their actions to a Dildo saleswoman and the bitter Husband of the Village Clerk.

So to all the Police men and women out there who risk their lives every day to protect us, WE SALUTE YOU AND WE THANK YOU.

KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!

Great Job Campton Hills Police

A big KUDOS to Campton Hills police officer Elliot Rose for his alertness late last month.  In the early morning hours on February 27, Officer Rose observed a car driving erratically westbound on Route 64 and Old LaFox Road with a pair of feet sticking up on the dashboard.  The officer pulled over the vehicle and found a 27 year old Geneva man and a woman, beaten and bloodied, who had been forced into the car with him.  In order to prevent the woman from leaving the car, the man had grabbed the woman by the neck and was holding her in a head lock while he was driving.  She managed to get her feet up, hoping that passing motorists might notice and call police.  When the officer saw the vehicle and the feet, he pulled the car over and the man was ultimately arrested.

It is well-known that Kristin's Village haters over at opposecampton LOVE to bitch about the Campton Hills police, to-wit:

Campton Hills is no longer a safe place to speed.... 
Driving in Campton Hills while intoxicated is no longer a really fun idea....

Apparently, felony unlawful restraint and domestic battery in Campton Hills are also not advisable.

The cult of Kristin LeBlanc and opposecampton

In 1978, the world was stunned when an unknown "preacher" led his congregation to commit the ultimate sin...suicide. Notorious Jim Jones convinced his flock to drink Kool Aid, laced with cyanide, with the promises that an alien race would take the people away---and 900 souls were then lost.  It was a troubling time in world history, as people grappled with the frightening concept that so many people could be convinced to do such a dastardly deed.

Don't drink LeBlanc's Kool Aid

The church of "OpposeCampton", with their ceremonial leader Kristin LeBlanc, are now asking Campton Hills residents to drink their Kool Aid. Kristin sends out her Fox Mill propaganda monthly, entitled "The Road Back to Boring". LeBlanc and her small flock of followers are trying to indoctrinate the good people of Campton Hills into believing there is a better life in her warped reality.  While Kristin may or may not also profess to speak with the alien life forms like the notorious Jim Jones, the real dangers are the real men and women Kristin  does commiserate with, and what these people represent.

So what is this better life promised by Sister Leblanc? No one knows. We keep hearing the  words  "transparency" and "knowledgeable" --but LeBlanc's documented track record is one of deception, incompetency and illegality. You need only go to the Fox Mill Community Web site at either www.foxmillhoa.com or www.foxmillmatters.com and read the horror stories of real residents of Fox Mill.

The residents of Fox Mill have been the repeated victims of wrongdoing by the same developers that are behind LeBlanc and the opposecampton cult. By trying to convince the residents of Fox Mill that they need to go back to sleep (The Road back to Boring), LeBlanc wants the residents of Fox Mill to forget from where they came. Kristin has not only ignored the sins of the past, she actually is taking affirmative steps to cover them up--doing everything humanly possible to protect the perpetrators from civil and criminal retribution. The ultimate slap on the face to the residents of Fox Mill is LeBlanc's proposals to have the resident victims pay for the follies of the perpetrators--all under the guise of "kumbaya" and "boring". While Leblanc's Kool Aid may not kill you, it will certainly cost you a pretty penny--and maybe your soul.

Congrats LeBlanc, you have made the news once again

In this weeks Examiner, reporter Patrick Deasey wrote a scathing article on LeBlanc's ridiculous waste of Fox Mill HOA money by refusing to fill out a free form to amend the P.U.D. which would allow for the rental of the Fox Mill Farm House. (We scooped them by over 1 week) There is no online version of the article, so you readers are going to have to pick one up anywhere across town if you don't get it delivered to your home. Thanks for making Fox Mill a laughing stock, dufus!

Fox Mill--The HIGHEST HOA dues in Illinois for a reason!

Now the Fox Mill community web site (www.foxmillmatters.com) sent the whole community in Fox Mill a laundry list of misdeeds from Leblanc and the boneheads who serve her on the Board of Directors. Folks, if the good people in Fox Mill are screaming about what a disaster LeBlanc is in Fox Mill, do you really need to go any further?  Read the Fox Mill web site and judge for yourself.

Has anyone seen Kristin's batteries?

Ready your flashlights residents of Campton Hills (we have a pretty good idea where you can pick up some extra batteries)....   The cracked team of reporters at opposecampton have declared that unless we elect Kristen as President, a Dark Ages could come to Campton Hills..... Without Kristen's video equipment and large supply of "D" batteries, all information coming out of the Village shall cease and a mighty plague shall consume the Village.....

SERIOUSLY??????   We think that it is time to revisit LeBlanc's track record in Fox Mill, where Kristen is hardly known as a beacon of light or for her "110% Transparency".   What follows is a sad but true sampling of actions taken by Mistress Kristin and her Whipped Band of Board Puppets in Fox Mill:

Keep an eye out on your wallets folks!

-- Under Kristen's reign, the HOA has spent over $80,000 in homeowner's money to illegally remove an elected HOA board member who did not respond affirmatively enough to LeBlanc's commands.  Three judges found the Board's actions to be illegal.  Last week, the last of the three reinstated the ousted Board member, effective immediately.  In a true example of the 110% transparency that Kristin promises to bring to her role as Campton Hill's new President, the HOA sent out a community wide newsletter discussing... open space in Fox Mill.   There was NO MENTION WHATSOEVER of the judge's ruling or the fact that the ousted member was officially back on the Board....

-- Under Kristen's reign, the HOA has decided to spend thousands of dollars of homeowner's (and Villager's) money to fight a zoning issue between the Village and a farmhouse that the HOA is illegally renting.  The Village has openly stated that all Kristen needs to do is file a simple application (at zero cost) to bring the farmhouse into compliance, but Kristen has decided to take on the nasty Village and fight for the rights of the HOA to break the law!  And she does not care how much homeowner and Village money she takes to do it....

-- Under Kristen's reign, homeowners in Fox Mill are not entitled to view Fox Mill documents that said residents have a legal right to view.  This 110% LACK of transparency has led at least one homeowner to file suit against Mistress Kristen and her Merry Minstrels, so that the documents can be viewed.  Kristen is, once again, using homeowner funds to fight it, which makes one wonder what exactly our Little Beacon of Battery-Powered Light has to hide.....

-- Under Kristen's reign, sitting Board members are not entitled full access to HOA documents.  Indeed, according to sworn court testimony, Kristin initiated protocols whereby ONLY Kristen had full access to the documents (i.e., vendor contracts, bids, reserve studies, etc.) used to make the Fox Mill HOA's 2011 budget, which was dutifully and unanimously passed by Kristin's remaining Board puppets.  With this move, Kristen's transparency meter dropped below Dark Ages into the Super Duper Darkest Abyss Ever.....

We could go on, but some of us are Fox Mill residents, and we are feeling a little sick.  We do agree with our anti-village friends over at Kristen's website, "if certain events transpire during this election, the residents of Campton Hills may be in a position where even less information will be given to residents".....   These words are true.  If LeBlanc becomes President, there is not a flashlight in the world big enough to save us....

In short, Campton Hills needs LeBlanc like a porcupine needs a blow-up doll.

LeBlanc Fundraiser party cancelled

The Door Prizes would have been fabulous!

Not to be outdone by Patsy Smith's soiree, attended by political dignitaries from across the globe,  Kristen Leblank decided the time was right for her "What Happens in Campton, Stays in Campton" party in an attempt to raise funds for her failed campaign.

As has been customary with LeBlanc, Kristin ignored the legal opinions of 7 attorneys who advised against the fundraiser and decided to go forward with the event.  However, reality hit home for LeBlanc when she discovered she does not have enough available electrical outlets in her home to handle the power requirements of her personal pleasure door prizes. Undaunted, LeBlanc promises a future event before the election. "It may get sticky, but I think I will need to switch to blow up dolls" she told reporters.

Family Values? Are you kidding us?

That is one confused Pussy!

Leblanc had her oppose Campton site criticize Patsy Smith's fundraiser set for later this month because patrons may purchase alcohol at the event held at a local restaurant. Apparenty you get better Family Values by supporting a woman who sells Dildos and other sex toys. Really?

Local Campton Hills Children Outraged at Leblanc

Timmy Hahn is really pissed that LeBlanc wasted his parents money

A large contingent of Campton Hills children gathered at Bell Graham Elementary Friday Night to protest   Kristin LeBlanc's waste of money. Spokesman for the group, 6 year old Timmy Hahn told reporters that he and his friends are VERY ANGRY that LeBlanc has spent over $150,000.00 on legal expenses for the sole purpose of pursuing her own warped personal agendas. Timmy said that the group would have preferred the money to be spent for a playground, flowers, or even a lot of cookies and milk. Timmy warned that the group was ready to have a real tantrum should LeBlanc continue in her ways.

On a side note, Timmy says he wants to party with "THE FORNEKATOR" because the group believes they think on the same level.

Leblanc shooting blanks...AGAIN

A third Judge today emasculated Kristin Leblanc and her counsel (affectionately referred to by Leblanc by his Greek name from Failure University  "THE FORNEKATOR"), ruling that Leblanc and her fellow henchmen on the Fox Mill HOA board violated the law when they attempted to remove Board member Gina Fischetti.  The Judge immediately reinstated Gina to the Board. This is the 3rd Judge to rule against Queen Vibrator.

Why does this matter? Because ONCE AGAIN the record for LeBlanc is filled with one fiasco after another, and in each case she is spending "taxpayer" money to further her own ridiculous agenda. The Fischetti fiasco  alone will cost the residents of Fox Mill over $80K. Think about that for a moment.  What kind of damage would Leblanc cost the Village Taxpayers? Instead of flowers in our parks, Fox Mill has legal invoices from "THE FORNEKATOR".

This just about sums it up for Kristin LeBlanc...

We wonder whether LeBlanc actually has a soul.

Are Leblanc and her comrades at Opposecampton.com insane?

Einstein = Brilliant /  Leblanc = Not so much!

The Sky is Falling.. The Sky is Falling...

Or as Leblanc and her degenerates like to cry--The Taxes are Coming, The Taxes are Coming...

What is this now--4 or 5 years with the same failed strategy: Keep saying it in the hopes that it will come true?  The Village has never raised taxes and your anti-village group have never won anything with this claim.  Please keep it up so those of us with brain cells have something to laugh at while we sip our coffee.

Reaction from recent Leblanc Focus Group

Recent Leblanc focus group meeting

BREAKING NEWS--Kristan Leblanc and her Political Action Committee "opposecampton.com" recently had a focus group listen to the Leblanc campaign messages spewed on Leblanc's web page, Opposecapton.com. After 3 minutes of rehashed campaign  slogans and strategy discussions, tragedy struck as 3 of the 27 volunteers took their own lives in a desperate attempt to escape. Luckily, the  remaining focus group members were fast asleep due to the sheer boredom of listening to the same crap, over and over and over again.

Apparently, after 3 years of Village prosperity,  Leblanc and Mr. Higgins are still preaching a mythical tax increase for the Village.  Sporting "Members Only" jackets and mullet hair cuts, the couple vowed to keep up their failed campaign strategy, calling it "Fresh" every time they re-post the same false and boring claims. Ms. Higgins could not be reached for comment as she was eating doughnuts.

Follow the money...

Mr. Higgins--do you even have a spine? You have been posting for months that you and your opposecampton site HATE the new Fire District. Now suddenly, you do a 180.  So why the change of heart? We know why--and we are calling you out!

The Fire District is controlled by two Kane County political insiders with DEEP connections to B&B. Leblanc has been seen all over town with these two weasels, but everyone already knows that Kristin's 2nd favorite initials are B&B (Slightly behind S&M), so no big deal here. Now you have the 2 weasels who want to "challenge" the Village's authority to dictate the look of buildings in the Village, as well as the general safety which is governed by obtaining a building permit. The Village requires a brick facade on buildings that face Route 64. Not the whole building mind you, just the facade (front). Since the front of the Fire House is made up of multiple, large bay doors, how many bricks are we talking about here? I heard it would cost under $1,000.00

So why in the world would the Fire District make a fight out of this?  Simple--MONEY.  It is always about the money.  First, the weasels are willing to spend tens of thousands of dollars to avoid buying $1,000 in bricks.  But WHOSE money are they spending?  YOURS AND OURS! We wouldn't even be having this discussion if the douche-bags were spending their own money. What's more is they are forcing the Village to spend OUR money to litigate this issue.  MONEY MONEY MONEY. All over $1000 of bricks~~and don't even get us started on the ridiculous notion that they don't need a building permit.  Even God needs a building permit when he builds a new church.

So it is all about the money---but it does not end there so simply. B&B hates the Village, so they have spent TONS of cash trying to get rid of our democratically created municipality. So now they are playing a different political game. You all already know that Leblanc is a master of wasting other people's money from her vendettas in Fox Mill ~~then trying to blame others. She learned well from her Masters: Ken & Jerry.

Kristin and the Fire District are trying to force the Village to take action and waste resources, then Kristin and Mr. Higgins will blame the Village for spending money (which they already have), followed by a claim that the Village is endangering life (which they already have). It is dirty politics, but they have been caught, exposed and will ultimately fail, just as they have already done numerous times in the past.

At the end of the day, it has always been about the money.  The developers want to use the limited natural resources of the Village (our beautiful open space and farmland) like locusts until there is no profit left. Use and discard--all for the $$$. In the process, they try to bankrupt the Village and elect a dildo saleswomen with the moral compass of a rabid raccoon.  It all a bunch of bull s%#t!

Leblanc and her folks over at opposecampton made us pee ourselves...

Readers, we told you from the beginning this web site is all about the satire involved in Kristen Leblanc running for Village President. Just her campaign alone provides the writers and comedians here at our blog a ton of material. But we have to admit that we have had even more fun from the stuff coming from the Leblanc camp. Her "97 reasons" are a plethora of laughs, in large part because they are so insignificant, yet Leblanc has to solicit help from others to come  up with them. Look at the gem this week:  Leblanc promises to create a web page on the Village site to post job listings with the Village.

Leblanc is no Mensa

WOW.  That is GENIUS

Wait a minute, on second thought...doesn't the Village only have --- like 2 or 3 employees?

NEVERMIND, LEBLANC IS STILL AN IDIOT.




Folks, we can't make this stuff up--we don't have to. Kristin is the gift that keeps on giving. Her web site over at opposecampton is trying to be the straight man in her comedy duo. --Kinda like Dean Martin to Jerry Lewis. Today, they once again try to preach to the residents of Campton Hills that Kristin is some type of savior when it comes to spending. If you live in Fox Mill like some us here at this blog, this actually makes you pee yourself.

Does this Sound Familiar?

'Tricky Dick" Leblanc, (as she likes to be referred to at her passion parties) doesn't want the regular Campton folks to know what is going on in Fox Mill. Head over to www.foxmillmatters.com to get an idea. LeBlanc has raised operating expenses by over 30%.  This puts her in the hall of shame.  BUT--do you want to know what earns her the crown of "Queen Deceptor" ???  When she tries to tell people that Patsy Smith is spending too much in legal, like she does today on her blog. In 2010, Leblanc spent nearly $200K in legal expenses, despite there only being a budget of about $30K. That is right my fellow Americans, a near 700% overdraft. But it gets even worse. For 2011 Leblanc decided to actually budget for her personal vendettas, increasing the budget for legal expenses to over $300K.  That is 1/3 of the entire Fox Mill Budget.  Holy Dildos Batman, that is a lot of dough!  Why all this legal expense?  Because Leblanc wants to try and keep an elected Board member from doing her job. If we made this stuff up we would be Hollywood writers, but alas, sometimes true life is more interesting.

So there you have it folks, Leblanc's comedy team keeps rolling out the hits, and we pay the price with soiled shorts. God Bless America!