DO NOT DRINK THE OPPOSECAMPTON KOOL-AID

Opposecampton recruit drinks the "Kool-Aid"

This is one of the videos that just speaks for itself. If asked to join their cult---JUST RUN!!!!

OPPOSECAMPTON ARREST CAUGHT ON VIDEO

The Campton Hills Police Department got their revenge today when opposecampton.com leader Mr. Tubby Higgins was apprehended in a tense stand off. The Grand Jury had earlier issued an indictment against Tubby for making 732 "Guarantees" all of which turned out to be false. No charges were filed as police discovered that Higgins was just a fat idiot with a keyboard. When asked for a comment, Mr. Higgins responded "Huh, What?"

On a related note, the Campton Police Force welcomed their newest member to the force, "Lightning", a 2 year old German Shepherd. Lighting was obtained using free tax money.

DID THE EASTER BUNNY FIND YOUR LOST TAX MONEY?

Hey Opposecampton---Did the Easter Bunny bring you a basket full of eggs loaded with free cash?

We GUARANTEE that the Lost "Fee tax Money" will be found some day.

Huh?  What?

Nevermind ...........

~~ RODEO FEVER ~~

OPPOSECAMPTON STAFFERS HOLD RODEO TO RAISE FREE TAX MONEY

Ride Suzie for $.25

Nothing says love like giving back to the community.... and  quarter-buck Heffer rides.  Ride 'em cowboy!

Opposecampton takes their search to South Beach..

Combing the beach for free Tax Money

The search continues by opposecampton for the free tax money needed to keep the Village afloat. This time they took the search to Miami looking for gold deblumes from old Spanish wrecks.  Still no luck as of this posting.

TRAGEDY STRIKES OPPOSECAMPTON

R.I.P. Bob

Just moments ago opposecampton halted their search for "Free Tax Money" when tragedy hit close to home. One of their volunteers was crushed when the woman he was searching slipped on a banana peel, crushing the poor bastard instantly. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Family.

Opposecampton's new strategy for finding "Free Money"

Suzie says she is ready to do her part!

Using similar techniques employed by Homeland Security, the fine folks over at opposecampton have come up with a novel, (and somewhat gross) idea to find some of Campton Hills' "Free Money".

By searching under the layers of body fat of the opposecampton followers, they believe they may uncover some real loot. Already the group has recovered several twinkies, a hair brush and a June 2005 issue of T.V Guide.  No money has been located yet. Undaunted, the group continues their search.

Possible sorce for the opposecampton "Free Money"

Does Patsy Smith know a Leprechaun?

My goodness, this 'Free Tax" money is becoming difficult to locate.

FALSE ALARM FOLKS....

These Guys are serious when it comes to finding  "Free Money"

The M.I.B. has concluded that there is no free money in the belly of the Chupacabra. It was a another false lead from the incompetents at opposecampton.

Free tax money possibly located....

Reports are coming in slowly that the Campton Hills "Free Tax" money may have been located......








...in the belly of the Chupacabra

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The $$$ may be in the belly of the Beast.

Who would have figured???  The finding has not been confirmed as of yet, but officials are checking with the M.I.B. to get some sort of confirmation.  Please stayed tuned to this channel.

THE SEARCH FOR THE CAMPTON HILLS FREE TAX MONEY

THE SEARCH HAS LED US TO SCOTLAND

The Campton Hills Tax hike and the "free" tax money have been elusive to say the lease. Opposecampton.com has hired a crack team of sleuths to track this black hole of tax dollars down.


Shaggy, Scoobie and Velma are now in Scotland looking around Loch Ness to see if the mythical "Free Tax Money" can be found there.  Check back with us later for an update.

Good Luck Scooby!

OPPOSECAMPTON.COM

For years you have been claiming the Village is going to tax the crap out of us.  IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Then you support a dildo saleswoman who did not posses the necessary skill set to fill out a piece of paper.  FAIL

Now you continue to profess that there is some type of free tax money out there. 

REALLY! 

HUH? 

WHAT!

Free tax money?  You guys take the oxy out of oxymoron.

Leblanc's opposecampton web site is scaring the natives!

This one soiled his pants!

WHAT??
HUH???


NO MORE "FREE" TAX MONEY!!!
DAMN IT PATSY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

Mocking those idiots never gets old.  LMFAO!

Hey Oppose Campton--does anyone believe your B.S.?

OPPOSE CAMPTON WEB SITE

The goofs over at opposecampton continue to show how stupid they are by referring to the tax money you pay to the State of Illinois, which is returned to the Village of Campton Hills as "Free Money".

IN WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE THAT CLASSIFIES OUR TAX PAYMENTS AS FREE MONEY????

Really folks:  Fat, Drunk and Stupid and no way to go through life!

And the inaugural award goes to.....

  ~~ KRISTIN LEBLANC  ~~

Award Designer Jack Mehauff

In the end the voters decided that LeBlanc herself should win the first annual Leblancinator crystal. With the final tally in, Kristin takes home the prize with 1243 votes, 213 votes more than the boobs at opposecampton. When presented the crystal phallic, Kristin's merely responded "where do I plug this bad boy in?". We didn't have the heart to tell her she is still an idiot.

Thanks everyone for voting! 

The fine folks at opposecampton.com take a slight lead in the polls...

The race for the Crystal Leblancinator is a tight one, with the fine folks over at opposecampton.com taking a slight lead over Larry "the loser" Bettag on the final day of voting.

The Boobs over at Opposecampton continue their unsuccessful attacks on the Village of Campton Hills with lies, drivel and misdirection. We believe they took the lead over Bettag when Village Supporters realized that the small group of misfits at opposecampton abandoned Kristin LeBlanc after the election faster than the voters did during the election.

The early leader in the polls for the Leblancinator Trophy is....

Larry Bettag with 237 votes.  Only Larry, who is a local Mortgage Vendor, would call 65% of his potential customer lemmings for voting for Patsy Smith. Way to go Larry, we will make sure we get the word out to your former potential customers that they are not worthy of your wares.

Keep voting, the race is still too close to call....

And the LeBlanc award goes to....

THE 2011 CRYSTAL LEBLANCINATOR TROPHY

In honor of the failed candidacy of Kristin LeBlanc and opposecampton.com, our beloved blog has decided to give an appropriate award to the person or organization who best exemplifies Kristin's failures.

We have commissioned a beautiful crystal phallus from Tiffany & Company in this person's honor. Please submit your nominations by this weekend, and once we tally the votes we will announce the winner. Please remember, only one vote per household.

WHAT IS UP WITH THE BOOBS AT OPPOSECAMPTON?

The OpposeCampton Web site is a train wreck!

Now that this election is behind us we find that we have a lot of free time on our hands. It was good fun to expose Kristin LeBlanc and her cronies for what they were....and in large part due to our blog, the voters made the right choice in their overwhelming rejection of LeBlanc.

But just when you thought it was safe to go outdoors and smell the roses, those boobs over at opposecampton keep posting the same drivel about the Village. "WE ARE GOING TO GET TAXED", THE VILLAGE IS SCREWING US", "WE GUARANTEE.... (fill in the blank)"

HUH?
WHAT?

For most people who get their ass kicked like the opposecampton boobs did on Tuesday, they become a little contrite---maybe try to regroup and come up with another message that actually resonates with the people.

BUT NOOOOOOO for the boobs at opposecampton. They are the proverbial smart-ass we all knew in High School who would get their butt kicked because of their mouth, but would get up all bloodied and bruised and tell their assailant "that didn't hurt...is that the best you got?" At some point the boobs grow up, but not in this case.  They have gotten their butt handed to them at every election in the last 5 years.

Their irrelevant site is a proverbial train wreck. I think it is funny that they abandoned LeBlanc before the ink was even dry on the landslide victory for Patsy. There is virtually no mention of LeBlanc on the site anymore.  I guess they are embarrassed for backing a loser.

So here is our challenge to the boobs at opposecampton:  If you can come up with a fresh idea we will stop mocking you---we promise  ;^)

Kristin's election defeat statement translated for YOU!

In today's KKC, Brenda Shorey, the official reporter for B&B wrote a short piece of Kristin LeBlanc's embarasing defeat. CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLE

LeBlanc said she was neither anti- nor pro-village – but in the middle. LeBlanc did not return a voicemail message seeking comment, but she sent a prepared statement.

“The energy and community spirit this race has ignited has helped clarify our village vision of fiscal responsibility in a rural setting,” LeBlanc’s statement reads in part. “I accepted the challenge of running for village president with the single goal of shining a spotlight on the issues most important to the people of Campton Hills – and that’s exactly what’s been accomplished.”

Most people have never been able to understand the crap that flows out of LeBlanc's mouth, so the crack staff here at the "No-LeBlanc" blog invested our last $83,000.00 to hire a top notch translator to try and figure out what Kristin is trying to say.  Here is his analysis:

"Obviously Kristin was too embarrassed to speak with the press.  Her statement is quite telling however.  Here is what she is saying:

The energy and community spirit this race has ignited has helped clarify our village vision of fiscal responsibility in a rural setting.  I was tricked into running for this stupid election by B&B and the assholes over at opposecampton.  They told me they had enough support to carry the election. Obviously they were full of shit.  The voters in Campton Hills have never supported the developer's agenda. Everyone is mocking me now because I sell Dildos and now none of my new "friends" will return my calls.  I feel betrayed and all alone.

 I accepted the challenge of running for village president with the single goal of shining a spotlight on the issues most important to the people of Campton Hills – and that’s exactly what’s been accomplished. My campaign was a complete waste of time. I couldn't even win Fox Mill. My campaign actually made Patsy Smith look good.  I am a failure.  I should move. I am sorry.

Holy Shit--LeBlanc was even too dumb to vote for herself

THE KANE COUNTY CHRONICLE HAS THE OFFICIAL ELECTION RESULTS IN TODAY'S NEWSPAPER. PATSY SMITH RECEIVED 100% OF THE VOTES.  NOT A SINGLE VOTE FOR LEBLANC!  THIS MEANS THAT LEBLANC WAS TOO STUPID TO EVEN VOTE FOR HERSELF!!!!!!!  OMG!!!!

WE CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP FOLKS--IT IS THE OFFICIAL NEWS. 

WOW, the Queen of Fox Mill loses Fox Mill in a LANDSLIDE

Wow Kristin, in every election since the Village was formed the Fox Mill district has voted against the Village and Smith.  Every single election dealing with the Village.  Then you came along.......

The Fox Mill district picked Patsy over you by nearly a 2 to 1 margin.  That is a LANDSLIDE!!!!

HOLY DILDOS BATMAN!!!!!

I guess you just didn't have enough Dildos to give out as door prizes.  Better luck next time! LOL

You opposecampton bozos really know how to pick em.  Your first candidate 4 years ago wasn't even a registered voter. (DUMBASS #1); Your next candidate wasn't smart enough to fill out paperwork and was a dildo salesperson (DUMBASS #2).  In 4 more years we suspect you will run a convicted Felon. LMFAO!!!!!!

LeBlanc remains a loser!

LISTEN UP LEBLANC ZOMBIES....

LEBLANC ZOMBIE BEFORE HER MORNING COFFEE

TODAY IS ELECTION DAY!

Hey, Larry Bettag, Susan Secondi, B&B people and other misfits. We know you hate the Village and there is no turning you to the light. You guys are Hell-Bent on destroying the Village....we get it.

However, for the rest of you mindless Leblanc zombies, it is not too late.  I have a thought I want you to consider before you pull the lever. You have been told to Vote for LeBlanc for whatever reason it may be, likely because you drank the anti-Village cool-aid several years ago. You were lied to then about increased taxes and everything else. If you look back over the last 4 years I am sure for 98% of you, the Village has been operating in the background without you even knowing about it. Dare I say, you have not put any thought into what type of entity runs your local government.

The anti Village people have tried unsuccessfully for several years to destroy the Village.  Whether by disconnect petitions, elections or 5000 FOIA requests (yes I am referring to you Susan, you dumb Bitch), THEY HAVE FAILED AT EVERY TURN.

Now the anti Village people have run a Candidate who once again has show that he/she is too stupid to run for a simple local election.

So here is my thought of the day.  They want you to vote for LeBlanc so she can destroy the Village.  This is no secret, and no one denies it.  However, ask yourself this:  What can LeBlanc do to destroy the Village?  The answer is simple---NOTHING.  The President of the Village only votes on matters to break a tie.  I think over the last 4 years there has been 3 ties. None of the current Board Members will ever vote on anything to harm the Village, and most important--they would never vote on anything that would harm YOU.

So what does LeBlanc bring to the table?  She will attempt to destroy the Village fiscally. By pushing her agenda and taking actions that cost the Village a ton of money.  You need look no further than Fox Mill to see the truth here. But here is the catch--YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET.

If you want to disband the Village, do it the cheap way--Vote to dissolve. To try to do it the LeBlanc way is just stupid.

MORE CRAP FROM LEBLANC

ELECTION DAY IS TOMORROW!!!! And what better way to dive into that election than with Kristen's latest reason why Campton Hills residents would be insane to vote for her.  As copied from Kristen's own website:

        WHAT HAS SMITH COST THE TAX PAYER?  (April 3, 2011)

        Smith vs. Countryside Fire and Rescue District

        It’s not an official court filing, but I can only estimate what legal cost the taxpayer have paid (your village and your fire district).  From the months of legal games,  I would estimate over             $100,000 of tax payer money has been WASTED.  Just think of the equipment or services this money could have provided.

        When I look at what has transpired.  It’s unfortunate that the village residents had Smith representing them.  Nobody has won and everyone has lost.  Not only the money wasted, but the             time lost.  This precious time needed to finish our new station, so April 1st we can have our lifesaving services up and running.

Just a few thoughts about this latest gem from the Dildo Queen of Fox Mill:

-- Kristen's protests over the expense of the "months of legal games" would be funny if they weren't so infuriating.  Ask anyone who is paying for Kristen's iron fist treatment in Fox Mill.  Let's see-- She has spent $70,000 of HOA funds to illegally remove an elected board member who dared to speak against her. She has committed $200,000 of HOA funds to fighting a $90,000 legal fee.  She has spent unknown sums of HOA funds making a campaign issue of an illegally rented farmhouse on Fox Mill property.  The list goes on and on-- but this is only a blog.  It is not a novel.  Yet.

--  Did anyone catch the Classic Kristenism in the last sentence of Kristen's preaching?  "This precious time is needed to finish our new station, so April 1st we can have our lifesaving services up and running."  In the parlance of Kristen's other website: 
           
            HUH???? 
            WHAT?????    

Uh-- April 1st was a few days ago, Kristen.  We think you meant to say May 1st, which is when the new fire district (which we still think is a bad idea) needs to be up and running.   We think maybe you should spend some of those "A-typical legal fees" you snuck into Fox Mill's budget this year to legally pursue whomever it is that has been giving you your reading lessons.  It seems that you still have not figured out how to comprehend a deadline.

Finally, in the true spirit of a Lebalancism (We own the rights to this word), Kristin is complaining about someone getting caught breaking the law. (Sure sounds familiar) Think about it folks--The Fire District failed to get a permit not only in Campton Hills, but also in South Elgin.  Kristin not only is OK with this, she is upset with the Village for enforcing the law---for making sure the building is safe. One of the primary reasons of getting a permit is to allow for inspections. Why are inspections important?  There is this well known concept known as "Public Safety". (This is a foreign concept to LeBlanc.) Under LeBlanc's rule, people can just build whatever they want without regard to rules or safety. Everyone already knows of LeBlanc's opposition to those damn pesky forms. LeBlanc figures if she is too dumb to fill out forms, other must be as well.  I have faith in the residents, and I think LeBlanc is in her own class of "dumb".

Be sure to vote tomorrow.  But remember:  AT A BARE MINIMUM, ELECTED OFFICIALS SHOULD KNOW HOW TO READ, AND THEY SHOULD NOT  SUPPORT OR CONDONE  ILLEGAL ACTIVITY!!!!!!

oops, we messed up.

Yesterday we posted what it is like to attend a LeBlanc public meeting.  This morning we received an email from a Fox Mill resident requesting that we fix a glaring mistake. We are adult enough to admit when we are wrong, so here is the corrected version of the transcript of a LeBlanc HOA meeting:


Q -Resident-  Ms. LeBlanc, can you tell us how much the HOA has spent on Legal expenses to date?


A-LeBlanc--I don't know, I will have to get back to you on that.


Q-Resident- Ms. Leblanc, why are you not allowing a fellow elected Board Member to review all the documents for the HOA?


A-LeBlanc--That is none of your business. I Make the rules.  Next question!


Q-Resident- Last month I asked you to show us the contract for landscaping and you told me you would bring it to the meeting today.  Can I see it now?


A-LeBlanc--We are out of time.  Meeting adjourned!

Q-Resident- But Kristin, you promised to produce the contract today.

A. LeBlanc--That's it mister!  You are disruptive and threatening. John, call the police immediately! I will not tolerate this line of questioning. 



There you have it folks, a true representation of a LeBlanc public meeting.  Thank you Ms. Fox Mill resident for correcting us here. We forgot that LeBlanc has called the police on the residents of Fox Mill at most of her HOA meetings. Ironic that she wants to destroy the Village and get rid of the police force. If LeBlanc's meetings would have occurred before the Village was formed, she would still be waiting for the Kane County Sheriff! LOL

OMG-- Leblanc promises to hold a town hall meeting!!!

STOP THE PRESSES VILLAGE OF CAMPTON HILLS.  STOP THE PRESSES....

KRISTIN LEBLANC PROMISES TO HOLD A TOWN HALL MEETING WITHING 30 DAYS OF HER ELECTION

A TOWN HALL MEETING?  WILL THE WONDERS NEVER CEASE

OMG. A Town Hall meeting!  In her 1st month in office!!!!! Is this even possible?


For those of you who have never attended a Q&A with Kristin LeBlanc (She has one every month as the Queen of the Fox Mill HOA), let me give you an example of how she works:


Q -Resident-  Ms. LeBlanc, can you tell us how much the HOA has spent on Legal expenses to date?


A-LeBlanc--I don't know, I will have to get back to you on that.


Q-Resident- Ms. Leblanc, why are you not allowing a fellow elected Board Member to review all the documents for the HOA?


A-LeBlanc--That is none of your business. I Make the rules.  Next question!


Q-Resident- Last month I asked you to show us the contract for landscaping and you told me you would bring it to the meeting today.  Can I see it now?


A-LeBlanc--We are out of time.  Meeting adjourned!


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LeBlanc promising to hold a Town Hall meeting for public Q&A is like the Ku Klux Klan promising to hold a bonfire.  NO THANK YOU.

Oh, one more thing Ms. LeBlanc.  If you ever bothered attending a Village meeting you would know that the Village sets time aside at each meeting for public Q&A.  You are still an idiot! Keep up the good work.

Leblanc promised videos, and we deliver!

Thank you Fox Mill resident for a damn funny video.

WELCOME HOME---To the Hell we call Fox Mill!

Kristin LeBlanc is at it again.  She has no vision for the Village of Campton Hills, other than its destruction, and it is very apparent that she and her compadres at opposecampton are really really dumb. Leblanc's opposecampton site continues to preach that the Village is going to run out of its "free money" from the State of Illinois. Free?  Really Kristin? So what you are saying is that there is some schmuck out there, somewhere, that is giving money to the State of Illinois for the benefit of the Village of Campton Hills, to pay for your free services. Maybe you are suggesting that the State is printing money just for us Villagers. I would love an explanation on how my tax money returned to me is "free".

Civic lesson #2 for  Leblanc and her Bozo friends.  That "Free Money" from the State of Illinois is not free, IT IS YOUR TAX MONEY.  Nothing in life is free (unless you are a developer and Kristin gets elected).

Before the Village was formed, who do you think paid for the Sheriff to patrol our neighbors once a week and respond to our calls within 3 or 4 hours (Yes, it took over 3 hours for the Sheriff to respond to a call once)? Who paid for the all the services (or lack thereof) we received from the County? WE ALL DID WITH OUR TAXES.

So now the State says it may not collect local taxes any longer.  OK, what is the big deal? If the State doesn't collect the taxes, then the Village can step in and do it themselves. What does it matter whether you pay your tax dollars to the State who gives it to the Village, or just pay it to the Village directly? Do you really think if we dissolve the Village that our services will suddenly become free?  Surely you are not that stupid?  Or are you? Oh, and LeBlanc raised the Taxes in Fox Mill to the highest in the entire State of Illinois.  If she is elected Village President, then we should expect her to raise the village taxes as well. History always repeats itself.

Q and A with Kristin LeBlanc --the missing tape

G. Gordon Liddy--A true Patriot

The March 30, 2011 issue of The Examiner includes a one-on-one Q & A with VOCH President Patsy Smith.  Kristen was asked to participate in the Q & A, but, in the interests of campaign transparency, Kristen opted to remain silent.  Besides, Kristen doesn't like The Examiner-- she thinks that the people there don't like her.  Kristin much prefers the journalistic integrity of the Kane County Chronicle, which has always been more critical of VOCH and has openly endorsed.... Patsy Smith.  Whoops.  Okay.  That paper is also crap. 

Anyway, we dug really deep this time, hired G. Gorden Liddy and found the 18 minutes of the missing tape, and  decided to post them here for you.   We know that LeBlanc will not mind, because we know that Kristen is very busy running her vibrator business and ruining Fox Mill:
  


*********************
  
EXAMINER:  Explain your motivation for seeking office and any qualifications you possess that would assist in fulfillment of the duties of office.
    KRISTEN:  My developer friends told me to run so that I could ruin the Village, the same way I ruined Fox Mill.  I also like videotaping things.  And I sell sex toys.  If I can get my developer friends to build me a cheap building, I can stop selling my wares from my garage, and I can expand to peep shows.  There is a lot of money in that don't you know.

    EXAMINER:  Do you believe the Village should continue with the rule-stickler approach to adopted codes, or should a different approach be taken to more quickly resolve potential issues?
    KRISTEN:  Rules, schmules..... I don't have much use for rules, as long as I am ruling. Isn't Stickler the cute guy in the American Pie movies?  I am confused.  Can you ask me another question?

    EXAMINER:  Please briefly describe two or three grant programs you feel the village should be pursuing and how those grants would positively impact the average Campton Hills resident.
    KRISTEN:   Growing up I always liked Cary Grant movies, so I see your point. Wait a minute, you mean grant as in some free money. Let me think..... my kids like to swim, so I think we should get some money for that.  But grant applications have lots of paperwork, right?  I don't really like paperwork and I am not very good at it.  So I will just stick to swimming grants--Final Answer.  Did I win?

    EXAMINER:  Describe what you would consider an ideal development pattern to be over (the next 40 years).  If your vision includes additional commercial components, please identify preferred locations.
    KRISTEN:   Why would I need a development plan?  Didn't you read my first response?  I am running to ruin the Village.  But, if I were to come up with something I would say I would stick around long enough to make sure all my developer buddies get the OK to build as much residential and commercial developments as humanly possible, at no cost to them. That Bitch Patsy implemented these ridiculous developer impact fees to force  my developer friends to pay for the damage and costs of development.  That is just stupid. All of the tax payers need to share the pain equally. If you make the developers pay you are taking away from their profit, which means I won't get as much campaign donations.

So long beautiful beaches--I have to go back and deal with the Campton idiots

We can't even take a simple vacation without Leblanc and her mentally challenged friends that run her web site at opposecampton making more and more stupid statements. As I am stuck at the airport and killing time, I had the misfortune of wasting 5 minutes of my life looking at Leblanc's multiple web sites. Leblanc's 97 reasons make me laugh, while her opposecampton site actually makes me feel sad----- sad for Leblanc's parents.

I am sad that Kristin's folks probably wasted a ton of money on Kristin's schooling, and really got nothing in return. Despite my civic lesson from last week, Leblanc still does not understand anything about taxes.  I will try to give a little lesson when I get back.

So while I sit on my plane eating peanuts, I will write a few blogs on all things LeBlanc and post them tomorrow and Sunday when we return from the beaches.  See you soon!