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Inspired by the impeccable logic of our friends over at opposecamptonhills.com (where the situation in Egypt is now being linked to the Village), we have decided to jump on the bandwagon. Let's just get it out there now, shall we:
Vote LeBlanc and Stop Global Warming!!!!
Yep. Our crack reporters have discovered a link between the Village of Campton Hills and the enhanced climate change that now threatens our "low-cost rural lifestyle." Indeed, most (if not all) of the observed temperature increase in the last five years has been caused by increasing concentrations of greenhouse gases, which result from human activity such as that exerted by Patsy Smith and the Campton Hills police department.
Residents of Campton Hills-- this shameless waste of natural resources needs to stop! If we are to salvage our "low-cost rural lifestyle," we need to start conserving our gas and electricity....
We NEED someone who can keep us supplied with BATTERIES for years to come! WE NEED LEBLANC!!!!!
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