WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Welcome OpposeCampton.com

Well I guess we struck a nerve. LeBlanc and the fine folks over at www.opposecampton.com have their panties in a bunch because they think our blog is "vial".  Apparently, we are either some type of small container, or the geniuses over there have the spelling prowess of a used dildo. (We will let you decide that one). It is also clear by now that LeBlanc and her friends are not too bright either.


We have Balls of Steel
You see, they don't have the good sense to understand what this blog is all about.  Apparently our name "NO LEBLANC" isn't clear enough for these geniuses. We have not, and will not endorse any candidate for Village President. We only promote Truth, Justice and the American Way! Think of us as the Justice League, and LeBlanc as Lex Luther. (We use a comic book analogy because we want to make sure the folks at opposecampton have a chance of understanding).  We OPPOSE LEBLANC--it is just that simple.


If you follow the "logic" of LeBlanc and her followers at OpposeCampton, this would mean that LeBlanc's group is comprised of  City of Elgin cronies. You see, the City of Elgin really wanted to annex the land which is now the Village of Campton Hills, so anyone who opposes the Village must be an Elginite!  Anyone who opposes LeBlanc must be a Patsy Smith supporter.  Do you follow that logic?  We didn't think so.  This is why LeBlanc continues to fail.

But let us get back to the point of this blog.  LeBlanc finds this blog "vial" and vulgar.  Ask yourself why? Is it because we continue to expose her warped views, crappy qualifications, and shady acquaintances? Or, perhaps is it because we want to make sure everyone knows she sells Dildos for a living? This is the truth folks...it ain't pretty, but is sure is funny. We don't know, but isn't this a classic case of shooting the messenger?  Hey Kristin, if you don't want people to make fun of your profession, then stop selling personal pleasure kits!  We promised our blog would be satirical, and with all the ammo Kristin is giving us, we just can't help ourselves.

We oppose LeBlanc because she has a verifiable record of being a complete disaster in Fox Mill. The proof is in the pudding folks. You don't get a 30% increase in operating expenses (for Fox Mill under LeBlanc) by being fiscally responsible. You can't preach that you want to protect a rural lifestyle by joining forces with Developers. Most importantly, why in the hell would anyone vote for a Village President who promises to destroy the very office she is trying to obtain?

So yes, LeBlanc sells dildos to her lonely supporters...and we will continue to laugh.  Thanks for joining us.
Posted by No LEBLANC at 1:47 PM
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    I could not care less that the www.opposecamptonhills.com candidate, Kristin LeBlanc sells vibrators, edible underwear, and flavored body lotions. I would, however, like to know why the Village of Campton Hills hate group is always so humorless and angry. Is it because they are all so morbidly obese? I know that fat people chafe a lot, so is that why they are so ill-tempered? And why can't any of them spell or form a coherent sentence? Are the schools that bad in District 303? Or is it because they are the offspring of first cousins that married? I would appreciate your insight here.

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  2. No LEBLANCFebruary 12, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    I think they are very good at speaking to their audience. They are very careful to limit their diatribe to two syllable words, otherwise their 7 followers would be lost.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 12:48 PM

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