The Federal Budget Crisis....

How can the Federal Government have this looming Federal Debt crisis when they have our "Free Money", or better yet they can just print some extra cash at the Federal Mints? Hey opposecampton.com--can you help us out her? We just don't understand.

The Blame Game....

The dummies over at opposecampton love to complain. They recently posted that the campton police were not doing their job  because the police allowed bicyclist to ride down campton hills road.  OH THE SHAME!!!!  Wait a minute.....

Opposecampton's founding father on his way home from poker game

We thought we read somewhere that Bike's were supposed to operate on the roadways....

Wait a minute....... oh yes--here we go:

Illinois Bicycle Laws
(paraphrased from Illinois’ Vehicle Code 625 ILCS) Bicyclist’s Status- Traffic laws apply to persons riding bicycles. Bicyclists riding on a highway are granted all of the rights and are subject to all of the duties applicable to the driver of a vehicle, with certain exceptions. [5/11-1502]

So there you have it folks--IT IS OFFICIAL:

The fine folks over at opposecampton are IDIOTS

Let's blame the police for KNOWING the law.

Hmmmm......

Who is to blame for the high taxes in our area? Is it a local problem as the opposecampton.com idiots would like you to believe, or is it a state and federal epidemic?

Fox Business article

Perhaps the dufus writing the crap over at opposecampton should finish High School and attend  a few civics and economic courses at Elgin Community College.

Remember ~~ SHIT flows downstream!

"Free Money" still illusive

 

 

It has been several months now since the mensas over at opposecampton announced that the Village was going to lose their "free money" from the State. We are still waiting for the brainiacs to identify where this "free money" is coming from---for certainly they are not so stupid to suggest that your tax money is "free".....OR ARE THEY?

This Ghost is looking for your "Free Money"

THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR....

Tomorrow is supposed to be the end of days as we know it.  According to the goofs over at opposecampton, the Village will survive the global Armageddon, and keep going at least a few more months, until they run out of money.  Phewwwwww, we feel better already.

A VERY funny Video from our friends in Fox Mill

This is Kristin Leblanc sitting at a table at a recent Home Owners's meeting video taping members of the community while her lackey admonishes a homeowner that he is not allowed to Video Tape a meeting. Really?? I have to agree with the end of this funny video--these people are really dumb.

You know after getting her butt kicked in the election last month by a 2-1 margin, you would think Leblanc would at least have the dignity and common sense to promote her campaign pledge to video tape every Village meeting. Oh wait, she really meant to say she would video tape the audience at every meeting. LMFAO!

DO NOT DRINK THE OPPOSECAMPTON KOOL-AID

Opposecampton recruit drinks the "Kool-Aid"

This is one of the videos that just speaks for itself. If asked to join their cult---JUST RUN!!!!

OPPOSECAMPTON ARREST CAUGHT ON VIDEO

The Campton Hills Police Department got their revenge today when opposecampton.com leader Mr. Tubby Higgins was apprehended in a tense stand off. The Grand Jury had earlier issued an indictment against Tubby for making 732 "Guarantees" all of which turned out to be false. No charges were filed as police discovered that Higgins was just a fat idiot with a keyboard. When asked for a comment, Mr. Higgins responded "Huh, What?"

On a related note, the Campton Police Force welcomed their newest member to the force, "Lightning", a 2 year old German Shepherd. Lighting was obtained using free tax money.

DID THE EASTER BUNNY FIND YOUR LOST TAX MONEY?

Hey Opposecampton---Did the Easter Bunny bring you a basket full of eggs loaded with free cash?

We GUARANTEE that the Lost "Fee tax Money" will be found some day.

Huh?  What?

Nevermind ...........

~~ RODEO FEVER ~~

OPPOSECAMPTON STAFFERS HOLD RODEO TO RAISE FREE TAX MONEY

Ride Suzie for $.25

Nothing says love like giving back to the community.... and  quarter-buck Heffer rides.  Ride 'em cowboy!

Opposecampton takes their search to South Beach..

Combing the beach for free Tax Money

The search continues by opposecampton for the free tax money needed to keep the Village afloat. This time they took the search to Miami looking for gold deblumes from old Spanish wrecks.  Still no luck as of this posting.

TRAGEDY STRIKES OPPOSECAMPTON

R.I.P. Bob

Just moments ago opposecampton halted their search for "Free Tax Money" when tragedy hit close to home. One of their volunteers was crushed when the woman he was searching slipped on a banana peel, crushing the poor bastard instantly. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Family.

Opposecampton's new strategy for finding "Free Money"

Suzie says she is ready to do her part!

Using similar techniques employed by Homeland Security, the fine folks over at opposecampton have come up with a novel, (and somewhat gross) idea to find some of Campton Hills' "Free Money".

By searching under the layers of body fat of the opposecampton followers, they believe they may uncover some real loot. Already the group has recovered several twinkies, a hair brush and a June 2005 issue of T.V Guide.  No money has been located yet. Undaunted, the group continues their search.

Possible sorce for the opposecampton "Free Money"

Does Patsy Smith know a Leprechaun?

My goodness, this 'Free Tax" money is becoming difficult to locate.

FALSE ALARM FOLKS....

These Guys are serious when it comes to finding  "Free Money"

The M.I.B. has concluded that there is no free money in the belly of the Chupacabra. It was a another false lead from the incompetents at opposecampton.