WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Spinning heads in Campton Hills...

Rod Serling is not a happy camper
Cue the "Twilight Zone" music, folks-- Kristen and her vibrating group of anti-Villagers may be onto something....  On January 25, 2011, Kristen posted on her 96 Reason's board:  WE HOPE YOU CAN'T ATTEND. 

Pretty ominous sounding, eh?  Apparently, the Village had not added its February calendar to its website yet, hence, Kristen did not know when the next Village meeting was going to be held.  (Not that this has ever bothered Kristen before, mind you.  I mean, she has never actually attended one of these meetings.  She is too busy.  But she is trying to look all presidential now--or should we say "mayoral," as she has also pledged on her fabulous website to look into making the Village a City).....

Back to the story.... Well, Kristin slyly suggested that the Village leaders did not actually want people at their meetings.  Well, you know what, Kristen?  We think you may be onto something after all!

Several days ago, we noticed (on the Village website) that the next Village meeting was/is slated for February 1, and, lo and behold, a BLIZZARD watch has been issued for that VERY SAME NIGHT!!!!!

We are very ANGRY about this and demand immediate ANSWERS from Patsy Smith.  Why would Patsy set a meeting with 20 inches of snow on its way...and how did she know? (I've got goose bumps just thinking about it)

(Note:  we tried looking up Mother Nature on the Campton Hills website, but as Kristen's quick-witted group can attest, there is no direct link on the website to either Mother Nature OR Father Time).

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