WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Kristen LeBlanc's buzzzzzzzzz words for Campton Hills

Since Kristen has been too busy to respond to any of her facebook followers or to perform her weekly update of her fantastic daily 96 reasons, we have decided to take the time to explore what "phrases" or buzz words Kristen wants us to associate with Kirsten Leblanc.  Apparently, when Kristen looks at herself in the mirror each morning, this is the mantra which she chants to herself (and whoever else may be within listening range):

POSITIVE LEADERSHIP--  Call us crazy, but we believe that the mark of a good leader is one who takes the time to listen and understand the many different perspectives that surround them when making decisions regarding how best to proceed.  Sorry, Kristen.  This just isn't you.  Kristen's mantra is "my way or the highway".  Her fellow Fox Mill board members (who have admitted publicly to knowing only what Kristin wants them to know) have been likened to ostriches with their heads in the sand; they poke their heads out just long enough to vote, and it had better be Kristen's way or they face ouster.  Volunteerism on Fox Mill committees is "by invitation only." Kristin's regime is all about personal vendettas and not about what is actually good for the residents she pretends to represent.  Also, think about it.  Do we really want a Campton Hills Village President who actively advocates a website called opposecamptonhills.com?  We deserve someone who actually wants to make Campton Hills the village that it could be. Positive Leadership..... with LeBlanc, positively not.

PROTECTION OF OPEN SPACE:  Kristen is the developer's best friend.  Developer + Open Space =  Ribbon cutting ceremonies for new, unwanted developments in Campton Hills. LeBlanc wants to protect the open space for her developer friends, not the residents.

COMMUNICATION:  Excuse me..... I am laughing too hard right now.  Maybe we can get back to this one on another day......


Is LeBlanc really the Grinch?
REDUCE WASTEFUL SPENDING:  This one actually makes me feel a little bit sick.  Early on in her 96 reasons, Kristen went on about spending Village time and resources defining things like "family."  She also complained about the huge legal expenses that the Village has been compelled to spend (mostly fighting the disconnection petitions incited by Kristen's anti-village friends).  Meanwhile, over in Fox Mill, Kristin has raised dues through the roof without doing one thing to improve the community.  The ponds remain in disrepair.  Trees aren't being replaced.  Christmas lights were nowhere to be found this past year, even though the expense was in the budget. Sounds a bit like the Grinch to me.   So where has all the money gone?  To satisfy Kristen's personal vendettas.  FACT:  Kristin's HOA has indicated a willingness to spend up to $200,000 of her homeowners' money fighting an $89,000 legal bill.  FACT:  Kristin's HOA also illegally removed an elected board member (because the board member was reportedly not on "Team Kristen").  Kristen vowed to spend an additional $30,000 in homeowner funds to keep the elected board member off of the board.  We could go on and on here.... but we have lots of time before the election.

FAIR TREATMENT FOR RESIDENTS:  Tellingly, this phrase does not read, "fair treatment for ALL residents."  As it stands, though, this phrase could apply to Kristin, but it needs to be properly finished.  Kristen is absolutely in favor of "fair treatment for residents.... SO LONG AS THE RESIDENTS' AGENDA MATCHES THE AGENDA OF KRISTEN AND HER FRIENDS."  If the agendas do not match, or if a resident chooses to offer a dissenting or even a differing opinion, then, bluntly stated, said resident shall be screwed.  And Kristen will find some way (legally or not) for her constituency to pay for said resident's actual screwing. (And afterwards she doesn't snuggle with you  either)


Is this LeBlanc's dream for Campton Hills?
 PRESERVING RURAL WAY OF LIFE:  Yeah.  Did we mention that Kristen was the developer's best friend? I can just imagine how Campton Hills will look in 10 years with Kristin LeBlanc at the helm. Instead of rows of wheat and corn, the Village of Campton Hills will have rows of houses. NO THANK YOU!!!




 Kristen's mantra ends there.   We think Kristen is far more appealing peddling sex toys from her garage.

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