WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Leblanc and opposecampton responsible for genocide in Darfur

Today Kristen LeBlanc and her friends at opposecampton accuse Patsy Smith of allowing the Village of Elburn to approve a massive Shodeen development in Elburn, thus destroying our protected farmlands. This struck here as rather strange, since the Patsy Smith we know is not an elected official in Elburn (and Leblanc LOVES developers). So we dug a little deeper and uncovered the "magic ball" used by opposecampton to do its research.


Opposecampton researcher preparing for work

Not to be outdone, our crack research staff chased this bunny down the same rabbit hole, and what they discovered is shocking--as there appears to be credible evidence that Kristin Leblanc and her  friends at opposecampton may actually be behind the genocide in Darfur. After consuming 4 ounces of Jamaica's finest "herbs", and after several late night trips to the Taco Bell drive through (who knew research would give you such incredible munchies), we interviewed "Slick Willy" Iranski, a local transvestite crack whore who informed us that indeed the voices in her head have told her repeatedly that LeBlanc and opposecampton are in fact the evil behind the massacres in Darfur.  You heard it here first folks. Do we really want to bring genocide into the Village of Campton Hills? Who will buy all the homes being built by Leblanc's developer friends? We are going to try to confirm this revelation with a second source using a similar research technique called "magic shrooms". Stay tuned.

We implore our readers to write letters to Obama demanding action--we must stop the killing now.  We must stop Leblanc now.


Posted by No LEBLANC at 8:23 AM

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