WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

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NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Kristin Leblanc is not a communicator

HELLO???  IS ANYONE THERE????

So Kristin has set up a Facebook page as a shout out to her quest to be Queen of Campton Hills.  The site includes a discussion forum, which we totally think is a fabulous idea, because it really shows Kristen off as the the first class communicator that she claims she is....so, like any literacy-challenged candidate, Kristen writes:  

"One of my promises to all the people of Campton Hills and it's surrounding property owners is I will always listen.  Tell me what you would like to see from the Village of Campton Hills."

(Okay-- if Kristen really wants us to believe that she can handle reading tricky municipal codes and all sorts of other legal sounding stuff (usually lengthier than her usual "insert batteries as shown"), Kristen needs to learn the difference between "it's" and "its" -- Kristen, we all know that everybody really loves you, but, frankly, your head for details frightens us.  This is the type of grammatical stuff that you should have learned in elementary school).  

Back to our story:

A week or so ago, Kristen receives a message on the discussion forum asking simply:  "What is your motivation for seeking this position?"

So, in response Kristin, our Great Communicator, writes:     (cue the sound of crickets chirping)

Yeah.  Okay.  So we are still waiting on that....  

Oh-- now, I get it.  Kristin said that she "will always listen"....  Kristen never said that she would ACTUALLY RESPOND.

3 comments:

  1. Still no answer to the question huh???? Not surprising....the residents of Fox Mill also never get an answer, why should facebook be any different?? Perhaps her 5 followers should try and help her out....I would love to know who is "donating" to her campaign....does she have to divulge that??? Just curious.....Keep up your blog, I thoroughly enjoy it.....I am convinced, Leblanc doesn't have a chance......

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  2. Don't you worry sexy about who is donating $. Kristin has plenty of friends that need her to get elected. You won't have to pay a thing until after she gets into office.

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  3. Come on! She is a GREAT communicator --with certain developers--she famously rushed over to a certain FM resident/developer after FM's March 2010 election saying, "We did it!" (After finding out she won a seat on the HOA board.)

    Plus, she's negotiating settlement deals with them, and that takes a lot of gum-flapping, dontcha know!! Unfortunately, FM was in active litigation against the developer at that time, but then, Kristen is no stickler to rules and regulations--all that fine print.

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