WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Sunday, February 6, 2011

I think I am going to be sick

Krsitin Leblanc makes Campton residents sick
Having just digested some more of the Anti-Village "propaganda" over at opposecamptonhills.com, I find myself searching my medicine cabinet for the Pepto Bismol.   According to one of the more recent rants by Kristin and her merry cohorts, the Village of Campton Hills does "nothing to keep us informed" except for the "VILLAGE NEWSLETTER" which is, according to Kristin and friends, nothing more than a pre-election "all is well" propaganda tool.

WHY MUST WE CONTINUALLY EDUCATE YOU PEOPLE OVER AT OPPOSECAMPTON?  Come on, you guys.  All of those free vibrators must be shaking loose your brains.  If you actually want to find out what is happening with the Village, there are NUMEROUS choices,  some of which might involve complicated technology like a telephone or a computer-- but they are all perfectly reasonable and easy to utilize.  Now go get a piece of paper and a crayon and take some good notes..... READY?  LET'S REVIEW:

1.  Read the Village Newsletter (and sift through all the "propaganda").
2.  Go to the Village website (lots of updated information and links on the website).
3.  Sign up for the Village e-mail bulletins (this is a really good one; we received several helpful bits of information/updates during the blizzard via e-mails from the Village.  In contrast, we heard virtually nothing from Kristin's Fox Mill HOA).
4.  Attend a Village meeting (they are open to the public and information regarding the meetings are posted on the Village website).
5.  Drop the Village people an e-mail (they do have e-mail).
6.  Telephone the Village and ask them "What is up?" (they have phones over there as well).
7.  Drive over to the Village and ask them in person "What is up?" (if you are nice to them, they probably will talk to you).

You see?  There is actually A GREAT DEAL of information put out by the Village of Campton Hills.  Now, Kristin promised on her website that she was doing research into all this stuff-- but clearly, she is not passing on any of the facts to you fine Anti-Village people.   We are going to give you the benefit of the doubt, though.  Kristin's team of Passionate Partying supporters were clearly too busy collecting money for Kristin's reading lessons that they forgot to pass on the memo regarding ALL that the Village does to communicate with the people.  

Could the communications put out by the Village be improved?  We suppose so.  Is Kristin the one to improve the system?  We think not.  Once again, pick up your crayons and take good notes:

Opposecamptonhills accuses the present Village leadership of using "our tax dollars to further there own agendas...." via the Village Newsletter.  I'm sorry.  I was thinking about Kristen while typing that last sentence and my gut hurts now from the laughing..... (although now that it has settled, I may be running out for more Pepto Bismol).  Faithful readers of this blog and Fox Mill residents who have reaped the benefits of Kristin's "PAY A LOT MORE FOR A LOT LESS" style of leadership KNOW that "Kristin" and "Agenda" are practically the same thing.  I mean, if you look up AGENDA in the dictionary, that photograph of a thinner Kristin with her old hair color almost certainly will appear.   If you are unlucky enough to live in Fox Mill under Kristin's regime, you have been subjected to a huge increase in assessments with an equally huge decrease in amenities.  Nothing works.  Nothing is being fixed.  Huge sums of money have been secretly spent to pursue ridiculous vendettas.  But anyone reading the Fox Mill Newsletter would never know anything was amiss.  Everything is WONDERFUL in Fox Mill!  The front page of the newsletter would even tell us that our wonderful savior of an HOA President had received the calling to run for VOCH President......  Yeah.  No agenda there, folks. 

1 comment:

  1. How did this woman get elected to the Fox Mill HOA? Did anyone check to see whether the votes were counted right?

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