WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Is LeBlanc helping others violate Illinois Penile Code?

A story in Today's Chicago Sun Times (Click here to read story) tells the disturbing tale of a woman who uses Sex Toys as a weapon. The story reads...
The woman accused of attacking a north suburban Gurnee police officer with a sex toy pleaded guilty to charges against her after her trial started and has been sentenced.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was on trial for the Class 4 felony aggravated DUI, according to Lake County Assistant State’s Attorney Scott Turk, adding she changed her mind about going through with the trial after the first witness was called. Bildsten was charged with the aggravated DUI on Sept. 15, 2010.

She was also charged with misdemeanor counts of theft and aggravated battery for running out on a restaurant tab and then striking the police officer with a sex toy last November. Bildsten pleaded guilty Monday to the felony aggravated DUI charge and to the theft charge, Turk said Wednesday. Bildsten was sentenced to 30 months of probation and six months of periodic imprisonment.

Her time in jail is considered served for the amount of time she has already in been in custody at Lake County Jail, Turk said. The state dropped the assault charge in exchange for Bildsten’s guilty plea. Bildsten is required to perform 200 hours of community service and complete alcohol abuse treatment. She is not allowed to consume alcohol and is subject to random testing while she remains on probation, Turk said.

Bildsten ran out on a restaurant tab at Joe’s Crab Shack, 5626 Northridge Drive, Gurnee, according to Gurnee police. An officer found Bildsten lying in the grass near Six Flags Great America and drove her home, where she said she had money to cover her bill at her home. Rather than retrieving money from her night stand drawer where she said the money was, Bildsten attacked the officer with what police called “a clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device.”



We wonder whether Ms. Bildsten is one of Kristin's customers. Based upon their mutual disdain for the men in blue, we think there is a real possibility. We also have a burning question which needs an answer: Kristin LeBlanc tells friends that she has a license to carry a concealed weapon. We have to wonder  whether Kristin carries one of the clear, rigid pleasure devices like Ms. Bildsten or a smaller, battery operated model. Either way, we are scared.

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