LeBlanc said she was neither anti- nor pro-village – but in the middle. LeBlanc did not return a voicemail message seeking comment, but she sent a prepared statement.
“The energy and community spirit this race has ignited has helped clarify our village vision of fiscal responsibility in a rural setting,” LeBlanc’s statement reads in part. “I accepted the challenge of running for village president with the single goal of shining a spotlight on the issues most important to the people of Campton Hills – and that’s exactly what’s been accomplished.”
Most people have never been able to understand the crap that flows out of LeBlanc's mouth, so the crack staff here at the "No-LeBlanc" blog invested our last $83,000.00 to hire a top notch translator to try and figure out what Kristin is trying to say. Here is his analysis:
"Obviously Kristin was too embarrassed to speak with the press. Her statement is quite telling however. Here is what she is saying:
The energy and community spirit this race has ignited has helped clarify our village vision of fiscal responsibility in a rural setting. I was tricked into running for this stupid election by B&B and the assholes over at opposecampton. They told me they had enough support to carry the election. Obviously they were full of shit. The voters in Campton Hills have never supported the developer's agenda. Everyone is mocking me now because I sell Dildos and now none of my new "friends" will return my calls. I feel betrayed and all alone.
I accepted the challenge of running for village president with the single goal of shining a spotlight on the issues most important to the people of Campton Hills – and that’s exactly what’s been accomplished. My campaign was a complete waste of time. I couldn't even win Fox Mill. My campaign actually made Patsy Smith look good. I am a failure. I should move. I am sorry.
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