WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Kristin's election defeat statement translated for YOU!

In today's KKC, Brenda Shorey, the official reporter for B&B wrote a short piece of Kristin LeBlanc's embarasing defeat. CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLE

LeBlanc said she was neither anti- nor pro-village – but in the middle. LeBlanc did not return a voicemail message seeking comment, but she sent a prepared statement.

“The energy and community spirit this race has ignited has helped clarify our village vision of fiscal responsibility in a rural setting,” LeBlanc’s statement reads in part. “I accepted the challenge of running for village president with the single goal of shining a spotlight on the issues most important to the people of Campton Hills – and that’s exactly what’s been accomplished.”

Most people have never been able to understand the crap that flows out of LeBlanc's mouth, so the crack staff here at the "No-LeBlanc" blog invested our last $83,000.00 to hire a top notch translator to try and figure out what Kristin is trying to say.  Here is his analysis:

"Obviously Kristin was too embarrassed to speak with the press.  Her statement is quite telling however.  Here is what she is saying:

The energy and community spirit this race has ignited has helped clarify our village vision of fiscal responsibility in a rural setting.  I was tricked into running for this stupid election by B&B and the assholes over at opposecampton.  They told me they had enough support to carry the election. Obviously they were full of shit.  The voters in Campton Hills have never supported the developer's agenda. Everyone is mocking me now because I sell Dildos and now none of my new "friends" will return my calls.  I feel betrayed and all alone.
 I accepted the challenge of running for village president with the single goal of shining a spotlight on the issues most important to the people of Campton Hills – and that’s exactly what’s been accomplished. My campaign was a complete waste of time. I couldn't even win Fox Mill. My campaign actually made Patsy Smith look good.  I am a failure.  I should move. I am sorry.

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