WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



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NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Monday, March 7, 2011

LeBlanc Fundraiser party cancelled

The Door Prizes would have been fabulous!
Not to be outdone by Patsy Smith's soiree, attended by political dignitaries from across the globe,  Kristen Leblank decided the time was right for her "What Happens in Campton, Stays in Campton" party in an attempt to raise funds for her failed campaign.

As has been customary with LeBlanc, Kristin ignored the legal opinions of 7 attorneys who advised against the fundraiser and decided to go forward with the event.  However, reality hit home for LeBlanc when she discovered she does not have enough available electrical outlets in her home to handle the power requirements of her personal pleasure door prizes. Undaunted, LeBlanc promises a future event before the election. "It may get sticky, but I think I will need to switch to blow up dolls" she told reporters.
Posted by No LEBLANC at 7:41 AM
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    I don't know who is writing this, but PLEASE keep it coming. You could be a professional at this. I can't stop laughing.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    I completely agree. It's all just too funny. The other site thinks they are getting a lot of hits because people agree with them. In reality it's just like an accident. You just have to look.

    We have some great comedy between that site, Big Susie, Cherry Larry and the Dark Knight poster.

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