WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Has anyone seen Kristin's batteries?

Ready your flashlights residents of Campton Hills (we have a pretty good idea where you can pick up some extra batteries)....   The cracked team of reporters at opposecampton have declared that unless we elect Kristen as President, a Dark Ages could come to Campton Hills..... Without Kristen's video equipment and large supply of "D" batteries, all information coming out of the Village shall cease and a mighty plague shall consume the Village.....

SERIOUSLY??????   We think that it is time to revisit LeBlanc's track record in Fox Mill, where Kristen is hardly known as a beacon of light or for her "110% Transparency".   What follows is a sad but true sampling of actions taken by Mistress Kristin and her Whipped Band of Board Puppets in Fox Mill:

Keep an eye out on your wallets folks!

-- Under Kristen's reign, the HOA has spent over $80,000 in homeowner's money to illegally remove an elected HOA board member who did not respond affirmatively enough to LeBlanc's commands.  Three judges found the Board's actions to be illegal.  Last week, the last of the three reinstated the ousted Board member, effective immediately.  In a true example of the 110% transparency that Kristin promises to bring to her role as Campton Hill's new President, the HOA sent out a community wide newsletter discussing... open space in Fox Mill.   There was NO MENTION WHATSOEVER of the judge's ruling or the fact that the ousted member was officially back on the Board....

-- Under Kristen's reign, the HOA has decided to spend thousands of dollars of homeowner's (and Villager's) money to fight a zoning issue between the Village and a farmhouse that the HOA is illegally renting.  The Village has openly stated that all Kristen needs to do is file a simple application (at zero cost) to bring the farmhouse into compliance, but Kristen has decided to take on the nasty Village and fight for the rights of the HOA to break the law!  And she does not care how much homeowner and Village money she takes to do it....

-- Under Kristen's reign, homeowners in Fox Mill are not entitled to view Fox Mill documents that said residents have a legal right to view.  This 110% LACK of transparency has led at least one homeowner to file suit against Mistress Kristen and her Merry Minstrels, so that the documents can be viewed.  Kristen is, once again, using homeowner funds to fight it, which makes one wonder what exactly our Little Beacon of Battery-Powered Light has to hide.....

-- Under Kristen's reign, sitting Board members are not entitled full access to HOA documents.  Indeed, according to sworn court testimony, Kristin initiated protocols whereby ONLY Kristen had full access to the documents (i.e., vendor contracts, bids, reserve studies, etc.) used to make the Fox Mill HOA's 2011 budget, which was dutifully and unanimously passed by Kristin's remaining Board puppets.  With this move, Kristen's transparency meter dropped below Dark Ages into the Super Duper Darkest Abyss Ever.....

We could go on, but some of us are Fox Mill residents, and we are feeling a little sick.  We do agree with our anti-village friends over at Kristen's website, "if certain events transpire during this election, the residents of Campton Hills may be in a position where even less information will be given to residents".....   These words are true.  If LeBlanc becomes President, there is not a flashlight in the world big enough to save us....

In short, Campton Hills needs LeBlanc like a porcupine needs a blow-up doll.

2 comments:

  1. Do you really want to pay Patsy Smith's village your hard earned money? WE SURE DON'T.

    Straw man

    >> We believe that Campton Hills is about to run short ...or possibly out... of money.

    Straw man

    Patsy Smith will do anything she needs to do to keep her village going, and we believe this includes putting us into debt.

    Straw man

    When things get bad enough, we believe Campton will use these tax revenue sources to fund the operation of the village.

    Straw man

    >> There is some indication that Campton Hills may ratchet up the ordinances against us.

    Straw man

    One residents of Geneva, Illinois told us that basically all you can do in Geneva is live in your house, because of all the the ordinances, permits, and fees that Geneva has.

    This is all straw man crap from one rambling post at opposecampton.

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  2. Nice mention of Valley Community Bank being "Stung by losses on bad loans made to local builders". Gee, who would that Local builder be?

    http://www.kcchronicle.com/2011/03/09/first-state-bank-purchase-ends-valley-community-bank-troubles/arfg922/

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