Leblanc and her folks over at opposecampton made us pee ourselves...

Readers, we told you from the beginning this web site is all about the satire involved in Kristen Leblanc running for Village President. Just her campaign alone provides the writers and comedians here at our blog a ton of material. But we have to admit that we have had even more fun from the stuff coming from the Leblanc camp. Her "97 reasons" are a plethora of laughs, in large part because they are so insignificant, yet Leblanc has to solicit help from others to come  up with them. Look at the gem this week:  Leblanc promises to create a web page on the Village site to post job listings with the Village.

Leblanc is no Mensa

WOW.  That is GENIUS

Wait a minute, on second thought...doesn't the Village only have --- like 2 or 3 employees?

NEVERMIND, LEBLANC IS STILL AN IDIOT.




Folks, we can't make this stuff up--we don't have to. Kristin is the gift that keeps on giving. Her web site over at opposecampton is trying to be the straight man in her comedy duo. --Kinda like Dean Martin to Jerry Lewis. Today, they once again try to preach to the residents of Campton Hills that Kristin is some type of savior when it comes to spending. If you live in Fox Mill like some us here at this blog, this actually makes you pee yourself.

Does this Sound Familiar?

'Tricky Dick" Leblanc, (as she likes to be referred to at her passion parties) doesn't want the regular Campton folks to know what is going on in Fox Mill. Head over to www.foxmillmatters.com to get an idea. LeBlanc has raised operating expenses by over 30%.  This puts her in the hall of shame.  BUT--do you want to know what earns her the crown of "Queen Deceptor" ???  When she tries to tell people that Patsy Smith is spending too much in legal, like she does today on her blog. In 2010, Leblanc spent nearly $200K in legal expenses, despite there only being a budget of about $30K. That is right my fellow Americans, a near 700% overdraft. But it gets even worse. For 2011 Leblanc decided to actually budget for her personal vendettas, increasing the budget for legal expenses to over $300K.  That is 1/3 of the entire Fox Mill Budget.  Holy Dildos Batman, that is a lot of dough!  Why all this legal expense?  Because Leblanc wants to try and keep an elected Board member from doing her job. If we made this stuff up we would be Hollywood writers, but alas, sometimes true life is more interesting.

So there you have it folks, Leblanc's comedy team keeps rolling out the hits, and we pay the price with soiled shorts. God Bless America!