WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Reaction from recent Leblanc Focus Group

Recent Leblanc focus group meeting
BREAKING NEWS--Kristan Leblanc and her Political Action Committee "opposecampton.com" recently had a focus group listen to the Leblanc campaign messages spewed on Leblanc's web page, Opposecapton.com. After 3 minutes of rehashed campaign  slogans and strategy discussions, tragedy struck as 3 of the 27 volunteers took their own lives in a desperate attempt to escape. Luckily, the  remaining focus group members were fast asleep due to the sheer boredom of listening to the same crap, over and over and over again.

Apparently, after 3 years of Village prosperity,  Leblanc and Mr. Higgins are still preaching a mythical tax increase for the Village.  Sporting "Members Only" jackets and mullet hair cuts, the couple vowed to keep up their failed campaign strategy, calling it "Fresh" every time they re-post the same false and boring claims. Ms. Higgins could not be reached for comment as she was eating doughnuts.
Posted by No LEBLANC at 10:31 PM
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