WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

The cult of Kristin LeBlanc and opposecampton

In 1978, the world was stunned when an unknown "preacher" led his congregation to commit the ultimate sin...suicide. Notorious Jim Jones convinced his flock to drink Kool Aid, laced with cyanide, with the promises that an alien race would take the people away---and 900 souls were then lost.  It was a troubling time in world history, as people grappled with the frightening concept that so many people could be convinced to do such a dastardly deed.

Don't drink LeBlanc's Kool Aid
The church of "OpposeCampton", with their ceremonial leader Kristin LeBlanc, are now asking Campton Hills residents to drink their Kool Aid. Kristin sends out her Fox Mill propaganda monthly, entitled "The Road Back to Boring". LeBlanc and her small flock of followers are trying to indoctrinate the good people of Campton Hills into believing there is a better life in her warped reality.  While Kristin may or may not also profess to speak with the alien life forms like the notorious Jim Jones, the real dangers are the real men and women Kristin  does commiserate with, and what these people represent.

So what is this better life promised by Sister Leblanc? No one knows. We keep hearing the  words  "transparency" and "knowledgeable" --but LeBlanc's documented track record is one of deception, incompetency and illegality. You need only go to the Fox Mill Community Web site at either www.foxmillhoa.com or www.foxmillmatters.com and read the horror stories of real residents of Fox Mill.

The residents of Fox Mill have been the repeated victims of wrongdoing by the same developers that are behind LeBlanc and the opposecampton cult. By trying to convince the residents of Fox Mill that they need to go back to sleep (The Road back to Boring), LeBlanc wants the residents of Fox Mill to forget from where they came. Kristin has not only ignored the sins of the past, she actually is taking affirmative steps to cover them up--doing everything humanly possible to protect the perpetrators from civil and criminal retribution. The ultimate slap on the face to the residents of Fox Mill is LeBlanc's proposals to have the resident victims pay for the follies of the perpetrators--all under the guise of "kumbaya" and "boring". While Leblanc's Kool Aid may not kill you, it will certainly cost you a pretty penny--and maybe your soul.
Posted by No LEBLANC at 8:22 AM
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  1. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    Give poor old Kristin a break. It turns out there is a big sale on the Tripel Tickle Dolphin and she has to stay home and memorize the script.

    Yes, her name is on this advertisement and so is the "product script" for above toy.

    http://members.cox.net/teddyworks/DecemberPartnersLOWResYPC.pdf

    And it reads:

    Hi, I'm Kristin LeBlanc. I'm the local Passion Party consultant and Village President.
    This waterproof dolphin vibrator excites the
    G-spot, clitoris and anal area all at once. The
    larger dolphin is angled to hit the G-spot while
    the dolphin tail flutters on the clitoris. The
    second dolphin bill is for anal stimulation.

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