WHO ARE WE AND WHO IS KRISTIN LEBLANC?

This Blog is a satirical look at the recently announced candidate for President for the Village of Campton Hills, Illinois: Kristen LeBlanc. We hope you all see the irony of LeBlanc's running for this position and her experience and platform (or total lack thereof) . As President of the Fox Mill Home Owners Association she has been responsible for a 30% increase in operating expenses, while simultaneously decreasing the services for the residents. In other words, she is a fiscal disaster. Likewise, her reign of terror also includes wrongfully removing another elected member of the HOA Board, and a 600% increase in litigation expenses. In other words, she is a "leader" who likes to break the law and have others pay for her follies.



We have no affiliation with any other candidate--that is not the purpose of this blog. We are here to expose LeBlanc for the fool she is and the danger she imposes. Are we crude and brash? You bet your ass we are, but the people of the Village need to be shocked awake to prevent the LeBlanc disaster from taking hold. So enjoy our blog--it will make you laugh, and hopefully make you think.

THIS SITE IS A POLITICAL SATIRE SITE.

NOW THAT LEBLANC GOT HER ASS KICKED BY PATSY IN A 2-1 LANDSLIDE, WE CAN SPEND SOME TIME ADDRESSING THE OTHER ANTI-VILLAGE IDIOTS OF CAMPTON HILLS.

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Sunday, January 9, 2011

~~~ BREAKING NEWS ~~~



Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords remains in intensive care following surgery at the University of Arizona Hospital for a gunshot wound to the head at close range.  Dr. Manny Alvarez, senior managing health editor of FoxNews.com, said surviving a gunshot wound to the head is rare, but not unheard of – and Giffords is in for a long fight.

Alvarez said the survival rate of a gunshot wound to the head is about 5 percent – and 3 percent of those who do survive will always have a neurological deficiency, such as memory loss or a lack or motor skills.
“It all depends on where the bullet goes,” he said. “Your best chance of survival is from front to back, if you get shot side to side, the survival rate is less, and it all depends on the damage the brain has.”


In other news, Fox News is reporting that the Village of Campton Hills used valuable time in defining the word "Family". Outraged by this obvious lack of judgment, candidate for Village President  Kristin Leblank is quoted on her web site
"What was so pressing in VCH that they felt they needed to define a "family".  Who were they targeting with this one.  Used up valuable planning commission time on several occasions to get this one done.  WHY?"
A call to Ms. Leblank went unreturned. Our investigative reporters did contact the officials at Kane County Illinois and were informed that the VCH's definition of "Family" was copied directly from the Kane County Ordinances. Apparently it is some type of legal mumbo-jumbo.  Sources within several local governments have also confirmed that most local governments in Kane County have adopted this very same definition. Undaunted, Fox News' own Geraldo Rivera has been sent to Kane County Illinois to further investigate. Film Report at 11:00.









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